Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

[Bobberoo99]

DON'T PANIC!!!!
Dicky will know what to do!!! Where is he by the way???

[anonymous-user]

I might just skip the next volume and wait for the DVD

[anonymous-user]

Second thoughts - I’ll get the pirated version dubbed from Chinese. Will it be Area 1 or 2 to work here though?

[Pericoloso]

V6Pushfit said:

I might just skip the next volume and wait for the DVD

Volume I to 27 are out on VHS or cassette tape.

[DickyC]

The rolling ball of fate is already chasing the timid archivist of trivia.

Triviana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Meaning.

[DickyC]

There's a whole Big Boy Page to go yet.

Panic not.

[Jim AK]

DickyC said:

Would the words "ROAD CLOSED" on a large notice with bollards across most of the road suggest anything to you? My road is closed for water main repairs. About one driver every two minutes decides the warnings do not apply to them; cars, buses and lorries all mystified. No articulated lorries though. Wiser than most.

Flip side of that is London Borough of Barnet elected not to remove the Road Closed sign for about 4 days after it reopened.

Yes I may have had a week of easy journeys home, I use it to get back to Jim AK Acres but I had to allow about an hour to go a 2 mile round trip to our account garage!!

[Bomma220]

nonsequitur said:

Having been in the navy and spoken to many sailors with tattoos, they all regret them eventually.

Best statistical fact of the day, according to a survey of two matelots standing at a Portsmouth bus stop.

Contrary to some reports, l can confirm there are plenty of fish in the North Sea. Well, three at least, a couple of pounds apiece.
Not really big enough for good eating so they've gone back to fight another day.

Great fun, l'm going to crack a bottle of Absinthe now

[anonymous-user]

I would like to express here my views on a***r***t69 (name changed for discretion) - on another thread.

His posts are nauseating and so self congratulatory I’m sure he’s well on the spectrum, albeit the spectrum that has large stty brown band between blue and indigo.

[Pericoloso]

Ooh ooh ,which thread V6 ?

I need a good read....

[Bobberoo99]

Walkers Max Strong Jalapeno with Cheese!!
You can thank me later, go and buy LOTS of packets, some beer and enjoy!!!
I'm off to drink more beer and blow my nose!!!!

[anonymous-user]

Pericoloso said:

Ooh ooh ,which thread V6 ?

I need a good read....

I can’t say, it’s like discreetly saying look at the bloke at 9 o’clock and everybody turning to look...
I’ve met him a few times and he’s like it in real life too. I’ll drop a hint later.

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

Walkers Max Strong Jalapeno with Cheese!!

That's odd. I read that and a picture of Max Wall came into my head.

The Birdman of Wormwood Scrubs.

[Dibble]

DickyC said:

Would the words "ROAD CLOSED" on a large notice with bollards across most of the road suggest anything to you? My road is closed for water main repairs. About one driver every two minutes decides the warnings do not apply to them; cars, buses and lorries all mystified. No articulated lorries though. Wiser than most.

“I just live down there.”

“How long will it be closed for?” - usually just as the signs are being out out and the bits from the crash are still coming to rest...

“I just live down there.”

“But I always go this way.”

“I just live down there.”

“Why isn’t there a signed diversion route?”

“I just live down there.”

“I need to get to my kids’ school/dentist/hairdresser.”

“I just live down there?”

“Is the road closed?”

“I just live down there.”

“Why is the road closed?”

“I just live down there.”

“Is the road definitely closed?”

“I just live down there.”

[Bobberoo99]

"What happened?"
"I live just down there"
"It's so unfair!!!"
"I live just down there"
"Oh come on, I really need to get to...."
The Rules Do Not Apply.

[DickyC]

And so to Cambridge.

Thence to Cheltenham.

Will I ever see hearth and home again? How long before I hear Battert's cheery cry of, "You'll be wiping your feet afore you go coming in here!"

[DickyC]

The Trivial Thread is buzzing this morning I see.

[anonymous-user]

Eh? Yawn

Wassat?

Ug

Clunk

Zzzzzz

[anonymous-user]

Eh? Yawn

Wassat?

Ug

Clunk

Zzzzzz

[Bobberoo99]

Morning chaps tried for one more lay in but my body had other ideas!!
Cambridge to Cheltenham huh? What are you hauling today?
I've just realised, you're "The Transporter" I watched "The Transporter 2" yesterday, I should have figured it out then, all the signs are there, transporting "stuff" you can't talk about to "places" you can't talk about!!!!!