Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
Discussion
Evangelion said:
What's the difference between a 5-kilometre run and Gordon Ramsay?
One's a pant in the country ...
One's a pant in the country ...
V6 Pushfit said:
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a spot
A spot will wait until you’re sixteen before it comes on your face.
A well earned chortle there! A spot will wait until you’re sixteen before it comes on your face.
Little Sarah came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother. "Frank Brown showed me his willy today!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sarah went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut"
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sarah's Mum asked, "Really small was it?"
Sarah replied, "No...salty
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sarah went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut"
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sarah's Mum asked, "Really small was it?"
Sarah replied, "No...salty
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