Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

[DickyC]

I was just about to do it.

Just had to get my trivialities in a row.

[Bobberoo99]

And how many Trivialites did you manage to get stood up, shuffling about, coughing and yawning and farting at this time of day???

We're resuming normal activities today, shopping for both MIL and ourselves, so I'll be practicing my imbecile dodging this morning!!!

[DickyC]

Not Trivialites

Trivialities.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Not Trivialites

Trivialities.

He has no 'i', dear.

Morning all.

I've just been downstairs.*

It's a scene of carnage down there.



* This is not a euphemism. Although I suppose it could have been many years ago.

[DickyC]

Euphemism and mepheyousm

[slopes]

Bobberoo99 said:

And how many Trivialites did you manage to get stood up, shuffling about, coughing and yawning and farting at this time of day???

We're resuming normal activities today, shopping for both MIL and ourselves, so I'll be practicing my imbecile dogging this morning!!!

Definitely never heading down Southampton way now

[DickyC]

No wonder all the laybys are closed.

[Bobberoo99]

don't knock it until you've tried it!!!

Already hit the imbecile hat trick without leaving Tesco's, including the tt who stepped back in front of the trolley forcing me to stop abruptly, stepped forward again and then as I went to pass him stepped back into the side of the trolley, all without looking at me once!!!

[Bobberoo99]

At the MIL'S, she has a strange obsession with leaving between 1/4 and 1/3rd of a roll on her toilet rolls and changing it for a new one, the part used rolls get piled up in the hall cupboard, she refuses to use the part used rolls, so once in a while I have to empty the stash from the cupboard, this I've done today, all 31 part used rolls!!!!

[Dermot O'Logical]

Bobberoo99 said:

At the MIL'S, she has a strange obsession with leaving between 1/4 and 1/3rd of a roll on her toilet rolls and changing it for a new one, the part used rolls get piled up in the hall cupboard, she refuses to use the part used rolls, so once in a while I have to empty the stash from the cupboard, this I've done today, all 31 part used rolls!!!!

You should keep them. When we crash out of the EU without a trade deal there will be riots in the streets over toilet rolls.

I'm stockpiling them, and will be flogging them off at £25 per roll once the inevitable happens.

[Bobberoo99]

Dermot O'Logical said:

Bobberoo99 said:

At the MIL'S, she has a strange obsession with leaving between 1/4 and 1/3rd of a roll on her toilet rolls and changing it for a new one, the part used rolls get piled up in the hall cupboard, she refuses to use the part used rolls, so once in a while I have to empty the stash from the cupboard, this I've done today, all 31 part used rolls!!!!

You should keep them. When we crash out of the EU without a trade deal there will be riots in the streets over toilet rolls.

I'm stockpiling them, and will be flogging them off at £25 per roll once the inevitable happens.

Excellent, you sir, are an entrepreneur in the making!!!
We do indeed keep them and use them up, although you now have me thinking I could undercut you and sell my part used ones for a fiver, I could certainly stockpile a lot of them as they take up less space than whole ones!!!!

[Dermot O'Logical]

Bobberoo99 said:

Dermot O'Logical said:

Bobberoo99 said:

At the MIL'S, she has a strange obsession with leaving between 1/4 and 1/3rd of a roll on her toilet rolls and changing it for a new one, the part used rolls get piled up in the hall cupboard, she refuses to use the part used rolls, so once in a while I have to empty the stash from the cupboard, this I've done today, all 31 part used rolls!!!!

You should keep them. When we crash out of the EU without a trade deal there will be riots in the streets over toilet rolls.

I'm stockpiling them, and will be flogging them off at £25 per roll once the inevitable happens.

Excellent, you sir, are an entrepreneur in the making!!!
We do indeed keep them and use them up, although you now have me thinking I could undercut you and sell my part used ones for a fiver, I could certainly stockpile a lot of them as they take up less space than whole ones!!!!

• Thinks* I need to spend a couple of days unrolling my complete rolls and converting each one into three or four "part rolls"...

[anonymous-user]

Dermot O'Logical said:

• Thinks* I need to spend a couple of days unrolling my complete rolls and converting each one into three or four "part rolls"...

Don’t forget to keep the middles, there a man here who will build them into something

[anonymous-user]

glenrobbo said:

He has no 'i', dear.

Morning all.

I've just been downstairs.*

It's a scene of carnage down there.



* This is not a euphemism. Although I suppose it could have been many years ago.

It’s carnage upstairs here as well. Total mayhem. Including the catching if the 28th mouse.,

[DickyC]

Remind me if you can of the attraction of part used toilet paper.

I thought I had it but it's unraveling.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Remind me if you can of the attraction of part used toilet paper.

I thought I had it but it's unraveling.

It's a bugger to get it all rolled back up neatly for resale I can tell you!!!

[Bobberoo99]

ION we're visiting Mrs Bobbers nan in QA hospital again, I went looking for the gents and asked a rather lovely young nurse to point me in the right direction, she insisted on showing me where it was, my god I could have watched her bottom for ages!!!!

[anonymous-user]

Gents?

[Bobberoo99]

V6 Pushfit said:

Gents?

Yes, you know, the gentlemen's latrine!!!
not where the gentlemen are, as much as I'm fond of a good bare hug I don't inflict them on random strangers!!!!

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

Yes, you know, the gentlemen's latrine!!!
not where the gentlemen are, as much as I'm fond of a good bare hug I don't inflict them on random strangers!!!!

Ah thanks

We call it the ‘lavatoire’ or the if we have less discerning guests, ‘lavvy’.

There’s a whole thread on transgender issues and the term ‘gents’.