Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 35)

[StuntmanMike]

Who was this?

[Scrump]

Mrs Scrump and Scrumplet the younger were peeking out the front door to see which neighbours were doing the ‘clap for the NHS’.
I turned on the porch light and clapped loudly then left them to it

[Bobberoo99]

Ooohhh harsh, but funny!!!

[glenrobbo]

Scrump said:

Mrs Scrump and Scrumplet the younger were peeking out the front door to see which neighbours were doing the ‘clap for the NHS’.
I turned on the porch light and clapped loudly then left them to it

The Scrump is most generous with his clap!

I didn't know we were supposed to be giving up all our plause again.

[Scrump]

‘Scream for Scrump’ is one of the Scrungeon rules

[Bobberoo99]

Scrump said:

‘Scream for Scrump’ is one of the Scrungeon rules

I've just discovered that I only have 4 unopened bottles of whisky.............

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

I've just discovered that I only have 4 unopened bottles of whisky.............

That's incomplete data, Bobbers.

How many opened bottles, and how much of their contents remain? Hmm?

[Scrump]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

I've just discovered that I only have 4 unopened bottles of whisky.............

That's incomplete data, Bobbers.

How many opened bottles, and how much of their contents remain? Hmm?

4 bottles should see you through to the morning.
You can then go to the supermarket for some more essential supplies (I would advise you not to drive though).

[slopes]

Scrump said:

‘Scream for Scrump’ is one of the Scrungeon rules

Play anything by Kanye West or that other collosal spunk trumpet Snoop and i'd be off screaming

[Bobberoo99]

Scrump said:

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

I've just discovered that I only have 4 unopened bottles of whisky.............

That's incomplete data, Bobbers.

How many opened bottles, and how much of their contents remain? Hmm?

4 bottles should see you through to the morning.
You can then go to the supermarket for some more essential supplies (I would advise you not to drive though).

Hhhmmmm, not including the 2/3rds of a bottle of Whyte and Mackay I have about 1/4 of a bottle of Aberlour A'bunadh, a smidge of my 25yr old Chivas Regal, 1/3rd of a bottle of 25yr old Glenfarclas, 1/2 a bottle of Loch Lomond and nearly a 1L of Jura Winter edition, but fear not, Scrump's advice to stock up has inspired me to order a bottle of Ardbeg Wee Beastie and a bottle of 12yr old Chivas Regal from Amazon!!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Hhhmmmm, not including the 2/3rds of a bottle of Whyte and Mackay I have about 1/4 of a bottle of Aberlour A'bunadh, a smidge of my 25yr old Chivas Regal, 1/3rd of a bottle of 25yr old Glenfarclas, 1/2 a bottle of Loch Lomond and nearly a 1L of Jura Winter edition, but fear not, Scrump's advice to stock up has inspired me to order a bottle of Ardbeg Wee Beastie and a bottle of 12yr old Chivas Regal from Amazon!!!!

That really is quite a dire low stock situation in which to find yourself, Bobbers.

I suggest you place an emergency order for a bottle of The Balvenie, a bottle or two of Dalwhinnie, The Edradour, Highland Park Viking Honour, Auchentoshan, Glenlivet Double Oak and a bottle of Tullibardine.
This should be sufficient to help you on your way to Boris's next Covid Announcement.

[glenrobbo]

Oh, you might also like to add a bottle of Lagavulin to the order list.

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Hhhmmmm, not including the 2/3rds of a bottle of Whyte and Mackay I have about 1/4 of a bottle of Aberlour A'bunadh, a smidge of my 25yr old Chivas Regal, 1/3rd of a bottle of 25yr old Glenfarclas, 1/2 a bottle of Loch Lomond and nearly a 1L of Jura Winter edition, but fear not, Scrump's advice to stock up has inspired me to order a bottle of Ardbeg Wee Beastie and a bottle of 12yr old Chivas Regal from Amazon!!!!

That really is quite a dire low stock situation in which to find yourself, Bobbers.

I suggest you place an emergency order for a bottle of The Balvenie, a bottle or two of Dalwhinnie, The Edradour, Highland Park Viking Honour, Auchentoshan, Glenlivet Double Oak and a bottle of Tullibardine.
This should be sufficient to help you on your way to Boris's next Covid Announcement.

It's a good call, but there's a distinct lack of Islay malts in there, I'd have to add at least a bottle of Kilchoman Machir Bay, a Talisker, a Lagavulin and maybe a nice Bunnahabhain to it!!!!

[Magooagain]

Will we time a virtual piss up with a new volume tomorrow evening chaps?
We haven't had one for a while!

I bid you all a good evening and a good nights sleep which are getting difficult chez Magoo.

[glenrobbo]

Magooagain said:

Will we time a virtual piss up with a new volume tomorrow evening chaps?
We haven't had one for a while!

I bid you all a good evening and a good nights sleep which are getting difficult chez Magoo.

Marvellous idea, Magoo, I'll try and make it for about 18:00hrs GMZ

I'm Robbopopping all day tomorrow, so it will definitely help me to unwind.

How did Mme M get on with her knee? Is it less painful now?

I'm off to beddy-byes now, I've got a gnurly start - about 2 hours after S&M! I like to give him a head start.

Nite nite Trivialites

[StuntmanMike]

Morning all.

Once again it’s Friday Trivialites, we have the weekend on us where we can.... oh wait! We can’t do anything

[StuntmanMike]

Right, going to get up now

Wife’s snoring this morning, sounds like a Ford Corsair that’s got a knackered gearbox that keeps jumping out of gear!!

Right after it’s gone one a speed hump to fast and damaged it’s exhaust.

[Bobberoo99]

Morning chaps
A virtual piss up to end/start the volume sounds good!!! I think we could all do with it!!!
Just 4hrs at wemakeplanebits.com for me today, then home and my Cinderbobbers bit!!!

[ApOrbital]

Good morning all

[Magooagain]

Good morning everyone and a cold white frosty one it is.

Glenrobbo madam M doesn't get the knee injection until the 20th as the previous RDV ended up being just a consultation and investigation. She's walking and working,so not all bad.

Agent M is very agitated as we have an unwelcome visitor in the house. Traps have been set in the food cupboards and she's en guard!

I may work today for the first time this year! But it will depend on the temperature though,it's about -3 at the moment.

VPU at 1900 hours magoo time then chaps! Watch the page count!