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ajprice

27,710 posts

197 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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captain_cynic said:
The threads should obviously follow the Microsoft convention.

1, 2, 3, 3.11, 95, 98, ME, XP, 7, 8, 10, 11.

Obsv, we should skip Vista like everyone else did.
How about Android system names?
1, 1.1, Cupcake, Donut, Eclair, Froyo, Gingerbread, Honeycomb, Ice Cream Sandwich, Jelly Bean, KitKat, Lollipop, Marshmallow, Nougat, Oreo, Pie, 10, 11, 12.

vaud

50,777 posts

156 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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captain_cynic said:
The threads should obviously follow the Microsoft convention.

1, 2, 3, 3.11, 95, 98, ME, XP, 7, 8, 10, 11.

Obsv, we should skip Vista like everyone else did.
What about NT 3.5, NT 4 and 2000?

captain_cynic

12,219 posts

96 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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vaud said:
captain_cynic said:
The threads should obviously follow the Microsoft convention.

1, 2, 3, 3.11, 95, 98, ME, XP, 7, 8, 10, 11.

Obsv, we should skip Vista like everyone else did.
What about NT 3.5, NT 4 and 2000?
I skipped those as they're server OSs.

So we'd continue that list with 2003, 2008, 2008R2 et al.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,855 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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captain_cynic said:
I skipped those as they're server OSs.
No they're not! Everything in your list from Windows XP onwards is based on Windows NT technology. The non-NT operating systems were retired with Windows ME.

Windows NT was the professional desktop operating system and Windows 3.x -> 9x was the domestic / home desktop operating system. Then Microsoft unified the two with Windows 2000, which was then succeeded by XP.
The server ones were different again.

But, hey, keep digging. This is all very amusing seeing you compound your mistakes and trying to sound like you have a clue what you are talking about when you clearly don't. wink

Edited by Clockwork Cupcake on Wednesday 20th October 18:22

Clockwork Cupcake

74,855 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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As an aside, I remember when Windows 95 came out and you could side load the UI onto NT (it was a skunworks project similar to PowerToys which was allowed to escape) and of course pretty much every developer where I was working at did before Management asked us to stop doing so, or at the very least retain testing machines with the traditional UI, as the rollout was not going to have the new UI. By the time the product was deployed, everyone was running the new UI as it was so much better.


Edited by Clockwork Cupcake on Wednesday 20th October 18:34

S6PNJ

5,190 posts

282 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
stuf.... Windows NT technology.....more stuff
I might be setting myself up for a fall here, but.... [pedantic mode] doesn't NT stand for 'New Technology', so NT technology is a tautology (or whatever the correct phrase is)? [/pedantic mode]

Clockwork Cupcake

74,855 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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S6PNJ said:
I might be setting myself up for a fall here, but.... [pedantic mode] doesn't NT stand for 'New Technology', so NT technology is a tautology (or whatever the correct phrase is)? [/pedantic mode]
Yes, you're right. But it's one of those things that became a thing in its own right (like DVD) and by the time 2K came out then Microsoft were actively marketing it it as "based on NT technology" so probably best to take it up with them. wink

(DVD started out as an acronym for "Digital Video Disc" but was ultimately changed to just be a word in its own right, and I think NT did too. There is some debate as to whether or not DVD was retconned to "Digital Versatile Disc" but I'm pretty sure that DVD just stands for DVD now)


Edited by Clockwork Cupcake on Wednesday 20th October 18:46

curlyks2

1,033 posts

147 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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hyphen said:
How many Megabytes does this laptop have??

Not enough to destroy the death-by-PowerPoint that's on the screen.

vaud

50,777 posts

156 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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captain_cynic said:
I skipped those as they're server OSs.

So we'd continue that list with 2003, 2008, 2008R2 et al.
No. See Mr Cupcake.

Strangely Brown

10,146 posts

232 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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deckster said:
ajprice said:
Voldemort said:
As it's getting close, a petition to number the next volume of the Geek Jokes thread in roman numerals. Seems geeky and we can all laugh at the people who ask where volumes 2-10 are.
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Not geeky enough.

We should do it in binary, which has the same effect but is much, much more geeky.
That. Definitely that.

The Rotrex Kid

30,434 posts

161 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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If someone can write what it is in Binary I’ll try and remember it when the new topic is started. I’m not geeky enough to work it out silly

e-honda

8,983 posts

147 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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The Rotrex Kid said:
If someone can write what it is in Binary I’ll try and remember it when the new topic is started. I’m not geeky enough to work it out silly
Well it depends who you ask
Do you prefer big endien or little endien ?

Richyvrlimited

1,826 posts

164 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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The Rotrex Kid said:
If someone can write what it is in Binary I’ll try and remember it when the new topic is started. I’m not geeky enough to work it out silly
10


there are 10 types of people who understand binary, those who do and those who don't.

captain_cynic

12,219 posts

96 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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vaud said:
captain_cynic said:
I skipped those as they're server OSs.

So we'd continue that list with 2003, 2008, 2008R2 et al.
No. See Mr Cupcake.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Server

There's always been a difference between a Windows Server OS and Windows Desktop OS.

Workstation OSs and Desktop OSs were merged in Window XP, Windows 2000 was the last workstation.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,855 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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captain_cynic said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Server

There's always been a difference between a Windows Server OS and Windows Desktop OS.
Yes, there has. And Windows NT (as opposed to Windows NT Server) was a Desktop OS and hence should have been in your list.

Keep digging. wink



vaud

50,777 posts

156 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
captain_cynic said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Server

There's always been a difference between a Windows Server OS and Windows Desktop OS.
Yes, there has. And Windows NT (as opposed to Windows NT Server) was a Desktop OS and hence should have been in your list.

Keep digging. wink
Quite. Early in my career I maintained a fleet of NT4 workstations as desktop (ok, niche) environments.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,855 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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vaud said:
Quite. Early in my career I maintained a fleet of NT4 workstations as desktop (ok, niche) environments.
NT 3.51 (followed by NT 4) with Visual C++ (as it was back then before it became Visual Studio) was my primary development platform back in the mid-90's. Generally Windows 95 was considered a bit Noddy for serious business development.

Caruso

7,445 posts

257 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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MartG said:
Excellent!

Caruso

7,445 posts

257 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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As regards to the naming convention for the new thread, if we're being true to our Geek selves we should come up with our own unique convention agreed by some sort of self appointed technical design authority.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,855 posts

273 months

Wednesday 20th October 2021
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Caruso said:
As regards to the naming convention for the new thread, if we're being true to our Geek selves we should come up with our own unique convention agreed by some sort of self appointed technical design authority.
We may need a new thread for that, and debate might be so heated that it may need its own continuation thread before this one does. hehe
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