Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[paua]

ahhm, make that 23

[Fer]

paua said:

ahhm, make that 23

That was quick!

[grumpy52]

[url]|https://thumbsnap.com/FFmAO2R1[/url
No Philip ! I said Mehgan Merkel not Angela

[Evangelion]

Stolen for Facebook!!

[jdw100]

I bought a gramme of coke from a drug dealer from a Limerick.

Bit disappointing as the last two lines were much shorter than the first two.

[LemonParty]

I was with this really fit bird, and i was so turned on that i couldn't help having a cheeky wk under the sheet.

Either she didn't notice or was too polite to mention, but she just carried on cutting my hair.

[MartG]

[HairyPoppins]

Believe it or not there was a call for Sleeping Beauty to be banned in primary schools precisely for that reason - it depicts non-consensual kissing.

I kid you not.

[alorotom]

HairyPoppins said:

Believe it or not there was a call for Sleeping Beauty to be banned in primary schools precisely for that reason - it depicts non-consensual kissing.

I kid you not.

It’s still being debated, it’s a complaint raised by a crazy woman from Newcastle/North Tyneside ... I fear it will be listened to as well!

[Evangelion]

I just got a phone call from an employment agency whose client were looking for someone to re-frame mirrors.

I thought, "I could see myself doing that."

[Vipers]

HairyPoppins said:

Believe it or not there was a call for Sleeping Beauty to be banned in primary schools precisely for that reason - it depicts non-consensual kissing.

I kid you not.

Yes it was, and my comment to the tart who suggested it was did you get your sons consent when you gave him a good night kiss when he was a youngster.

[Shuvi McTupya]

Vipers said:

Yes it was, and my comment to the tart who suggested it was did you get your sons consent when you gave him a good night kiss when he was a youngster.

Is that when the fight broke out?

Oops, wrong thread, sorry

[Alex@POD]

HairyPoppins said:

Believe it or not there was a call for Sleeping Beauty to be banned in primary schools precisely for that reason - it depicts non-consensual kissing.

I kid you not.

At least they don't tell the tale the way it was first told in 1634... It went a touch further than kissing back then!

[Muntu]

Alex@POD said:

HairyPoppins said:

Believe it or not there was a call for Sleeping Beauty to be banned in primary schools precisely for that reason - it depicts non-consensual kissing.

I kid you not.

At least they don't tell the tale the way it was first told in 1634... It went a touch further than kissing back then!

Did involve The Beast With Two Backs?

[Alex@POD]

Muntu said:

Did involve The Beast With Two Backs?

That, then she gives birth to twins, and she only wakes up as one of them is suckling on her fingers...

[Muntu]

Alex@POD said:

Muntu said:

Did involve The Beast With Two Backs?

That, then she gives birth to twins, and she only wakes up as one of them is suckling on her fingers...

Our ancestors have a lot to answer for. I hope the other twin didn't go hungry...

[Vipers]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Vipers said:

Yes it was, and my comment to the tart who suggested it was did you get your sons consent when you gave him a good night kiss when he was a youngster.

Is that when the fight broke out?

Oops, wrong thread, sorry

[YankeePorker]

[Shuvi McTupya]

Vipers said:

Just realised it's not the wrong bloody thread anyway..I am losing it

[Russian Troll Bot]

Muntu said:

Alex@POD said:

HairyPoppins said:

Believe it or not there was a call for Sleeping Beauty to be banned in primary schools precisely for that reason - it depicts non-consensual kissing.

I kid you not.

At least they don't tell the tale the way it was first told in 1634... It went a touch further than kissing back then!

Did involve The Beast With Two Backs?

Yes, but since she was asleep he didn't ask for permission first.......