Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 33)

[Bobberoo99]

Magooagain said:

Bobberoo99 said:

We've been out to M&S and B&Q, tomorrow i plan to do some R&D about D&B!!!
I've bought sharp sand and cement to re-lay some of the patio slabs that fatboy pointed out a while ago, I just need to figure out how to do it!!!

Fire up a couple of pics Bobber's. We will soon have you sorted.
Any questions ask away.

Cheers Magoo, when I get around to doing them I'll post some pics of how they are and what it looks like underneath them!!!

[slopes]

glenrobbo said:

Magooagain said:

Here! We could go two up on that Dicky!

We have attached the front seat for Slopes.

Right, so that's the windage accounted for, flight time factored in and i've allowed for the curvature of the earth from this distance.

Now


Stick your head above that windscreen you bugger

[StuntmanMike]

Afternoon all, been out on manoeuvres with the 2IC .
Hope this day finds you well.
Glad you had a good day dibble.
Happy DICK day to DC as well ( hope you have all the DICK you desire ).

Sitting in the garden at the minute deciding what to do this afternoon.

[Bobberoo99]

I'm off for a kip, just to charge the batteries for this afternoon/evening you understand!!!

[Dibble]

Magooagain said:

glenrobbo said:

DickyC said:

Tricycle? Come now. It's a Morris Cowley Doctor's Coupe with Dickey Seat or I'm not playing.

Nope. We have selected this especially for you, Dicky:



Just be grateful.

Here! We could go two up on that Dicky!

Does the “main seat” have the optional - how can I put this, delicately? Ah. The “commode aperture”?

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Dear Mr Robbo

Thank you for your contribution.

I took a screenshot of it with the advert that arrived by its own volition.



Very interethting. But thtupid.*

OK, if that's what you really want, we'll paint the tricycle Rioja Blue.
Anything to keep you happy.

* Interesting little flashback there to the rather madcap '60s TV comedy show, "Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In" , with the smaller one of the more recent Penn & Teller duo.
( Dressed in his German Wehrmacht uniform.)

And the lovely Aimee Mcdonald. And a young Goldie Hawn.

All good wholesome stuff.

Far preferable to hearing Wagner on an endless loop with Arbeitmeisters cracking whips across your backs as you toil away at some momentous never-ending task to further bolster the thousand year Reich.

[DickyC]

StuntmanMike said:

Happy DICK day to DC as well ( hope you have all the DICK you desire ).

Dick Day is in March but thanks anyway.

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

I'm off for a kip, just to charge the batteries for this afternoon/evening you understand!!!

? Are you climbing Everest this afternoon?

[glenrobbo]

Dibble said:

Does the “main seat” have the optional - how can I put this, delicately? Ah. The “commode aperture”?

Of course.
As well as a luxurious soft-bristled brush driven from the rear axle.

[anonymous-user]

Essential Journey set up ready.

‘Meds needed’ about 3pm

[DickyC]

What with the lockdown and the Bank Holiday, the Emergency Bookbinder is asking Triple Time to top and tail Volume 33! The scoundrel. After a good thirty seconds of scarcely suppressed vulgarity, the solution came to me. Battert, the Blue Peter Box Set and some sticky back plastic.

All those in favour?

(If it looks odd beside the other 32 volumes we could think about having it recovered later during a more bookbinder friendly era.)

[DickyC]

V6 Pushfit said:

Essential Journey set up ready.

‘Meds needed’ about 3pm

The legendary Vixen Prototype! I've only ever heard about it, never seen a picture before.

[Bomma R1]

V6 Pushfit said:

Essential Journey set up ready.

‘Meds needed’ about 3pm

YAY!

Brilliant. Utterly brilliant.

[glenrobbo]

slopes said:

Right, so that's the windage accounted for, flight time factored in and i've allowed for the curvature of the earth from this distance.

Now


Stick your head above that windscreen you bugger

COOO-EEEE! Over here, slopes! Behind you!

[glenrobbo]

V6 Pushfit said:

Essential Journey set up ready.

‘Meds needed’ about 3pm

Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Top Job there, Pushfit.

Do you have the siren mounted ready?

[Bomma R1]

DickyC said:

What with the lockdown and the Bank Holiday, the Emergency Bookbinder is asking Triple Time to top and tail Volume 33! The scoundrel. After a good thirty seconds of scarcely suppressed vulgarity, the solution came to me. Battert, the Blue Peter Box Set and some sticky back plastic.

All those in favour?

(If it looks odd beside the other 32 volumes we could think about having it recovered later during a more bookbinder friendly era.)

I'll start clearing the airfield, Futtette's sorting out the Emergency Fish Finger Rations.

We'll report back soon.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

What with the lockdown and the Bank Holiday, the Emergency Bookbinder is asking Triple Time to top and tail Volume 33! The scoundrel. After a good thirty seconds of scarcely suppressed vulgarity, the solution came to me. Battert, the Blue Peter Box Set and some sticky back plastic.

All those in favour?

(If it looks odd beside the other 32 volumes we could think about having it recovered later during a more bookbinder frive the endly era.)

Yes, I am in favour of the "less is more" approach.

The less we give to the bookbinder, the more we have to spend on beer, whisky, Absinthe, pickled eggs and scratchings.

We need to come up with a title for this volume pretty quickly though. Despite the lockdown, I feel that it's been quite a good one.

Excuse me whilst I just nip out and check the bunting is still in place.
Then I shall fetch another bottle of my "Reservoir Dogs" Special Reserve Premier Cru Dandelion & Dogpiss Wine for this afternoon's celebrations.

I am getting so excited I can hardly contain mys.. OOPS! Oh dear.

Please excuse me...

[glenrobbo]

If only I had a printer to run off a few labels...

[Dibble]

I am already having a glass of wine, having finished the sushi we had left over from last night (it was very good indeed). I’m considering another sliver (not a sliver, a wocking great wedge) of the cake to accompany the second glass of wine...

Cars wise, any thoughts on the (new shape/model) Volvo V40? I’ve found a ridiculously low mileage Mercedes C Class on Auto Trader, bit it’s getting on a bit age wise (as we all are...)

I found a lot more V40s for sale when I didn’t search under “estate” as the body type, as most of them are listed as a hatchback...

Anyway, the Merc:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202...

[slopes]

glenrobbo said:

If only I had a printer to run off a few labels...

Glenners, just go stand in your kitchen willya