Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Russian Troll Bot said:
Muntu said:
Alex@POD said:
HairyPoppins said:
Believe it or not there was a call for Sleeping Beauty to be banned in primary schools precisely for that reason - it depicts non-consensual kissing.
I kid you not.
At least they don't tell the tale the way it was first told in 1634... It went a touch further than kissing back then! I kid you not.
"No I fking don't" she shrieked
"that's the spirit!" I replied
Ok I just NEED to vent . I’m mad as eff!!! I have had ENOUGH! I will never help anyone again. EVER!! Either I'm too kindhearted, too stupid, or too gullible!! Out of the kindness of my heart and because it was so cold out yesterday, i took a man into my home. Felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold. This morning he just vanished. Not a word, not even "goodbye" or "thank you" for sheltering him!! The last straw? I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!
Like SERIOUSLY 😡😡😡 That's the "thank you" I get for being good to people?
Now I'm going to warn my lovely friends/family to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, and he's wearing nothing but a scarf. He has a nose that looks like a carrot, 2 black eyes and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!! Don't bring him into your house! What a huge mess he made on our floor but he did leave me his scarf!
Like SERIOUSLY 😡😡😡 That's the "thank you" I get for being good to people?
Now I'm going to warn my lovely friends/family to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, and he's wearing nothing but a scarf. He has a nose that looks like a carrot, 2 black eyes and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!! Don't bring him into your house! What a huge mess he made on our floor but he did leave me his scarf!
sc0tt said:
MartG said:
B'stard Child said:
MartG said:
A Vodka manufacturer have just released an Oscar Pistorius advent calendar.
A shot behind every door...
Why Smirnoff?A shot behind every door...
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