Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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A bloke is in a looking at a painting by an unknown artist of 3 naked black men sitting on a bench and the man in the middle has a pink penis.
He hears the curator telling someone it represents equality at birth, and the struggle of equality through life culminating in the unison of life and death with the presence of the child in the man still manifest.
A man in a trench coat nearby approaches the bloke and says what a load of b
ks I know the real reason behind the painting as I painted it.
Well? Said the bloke
The truth is, they aren’t even black, they’re Irish coal miners and Micky in the middle had just been home for lunch.
He hears the curator telling someone it represents equality at birth, and the struggle of equality through life culminating in the unison of life and death with the presence of the child in the man still manifest.
A man in a trench coat nearby approaches the bloke and says what a load of b
ks I know the real reason behind the painting as I painted it.Well? Said the bloke
The truth is, they aren’t even black, they’re Irish coal miners and Micky in the middle had just been home for lunch.
twing said:
nonsequitur said:
paua said:
The Li-ion King said:
I went to Network Rail's Christmas Ball this week. Everyone was wearing platforms.
Don't want derail this, I had snakeskin boots.silverfoxcc said:
twing said:
nonsequitur said:
paua said:
The Li-ion King said:
I went to Network Rail's Christmas Ball this week. Everyone was wearing platforms.
Don't want derail this, I had snakeskin boots.Bloke in a pub with his dog, supping his beer.
Guy started talking to him and mentioned the dog.
Bloke said "Yes hes a good dog, a mans best friend, do you know I am the only one who can make him do anything, he wont listen to anyone else"
Guy said "I bet £100 he will do something for me"
Bloke said "You're on"
Guy looked at the dog and said "Sit", dog just stood there doing nothing, so he paid up his £100 and left.
One of the onlookers said "I bet he will so something for me", so he bet £100 as well.
He looked at the dog and said firmly "SIT", dog just stared at him and stood there, he paid up his £100 and left.
Another punter came up and said "I bet you £1000 that dog will do what I say"
The dogs owner smiled and said "Your on"
Guy picked up the dog, threw it on the open blazing fire and shouted "GET OFF"
Guy started talking to him and mentioned the dog.
Bloke said "Yes hes a good dog, a mans best friend, do you know I am the only one who can make him do anything, he wont listen to anyone else"
Guy said "I bet £100 he will do something for me"
Bloke said "You're on"
Guy looked at the dog and said "Sit", dog just stood there doing nothing, so he paid up his £100 and left.
One of the onlookers said "I bet he will so something for me", so he bet £100 as well.
He looked at the dog and said firmly "SIT", dog just stared at him and stood there, he paid up his £100 and left.
Another punter came up and said "I bet you £1000 that dog will do what I say"
The dogs owner smiled and said "Your on"
Guy picked up the dog, threw it on the open blazing fire and shouted "GET OFF"
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