A bit council (Vol 4)

A bit council (Vol 4)

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SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

255 months

Sunday 31st January 2021
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Rubymurray said:
Superb. What a lad.

HTP99

22,761 posts

142 months

Sunday 31st January 2021
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Rubymurray said:
Wonder if they are married yet, that story is from a year ago.

Sheets Tabuer

19,169 posts

217 months

Sunday 31st January 2021
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HTP99 said:
Wonder if they are married yet, that story is from a year ago.
I'd say no, that looks like a spur of the moment thing, when they got home and realised by being married they'd lose all the benefits they were claiming and he'd be responsible for her 8 children by 9 dads the idea went out of the window pretty sharpish.

Mind you men do strange things for a shag, I just hope our hero came to the realisation the xxl Primark portcullis of cloth baring his way to the heavenly yet somewhat worn prize can be opened simply by 10 fags and a bottle of lambrini negating the need for such drastic measures as a proposal.


CharlesdeGaulle

26,593 posts

182 months

Sunday 31st January 2021
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Sheets Tabuer said:
I'd say no, that looks like a spur of the moment thing, when they got home and realised by being married they'd lose all the benefits they were claiming and he'd be responsible for her 8 children by 9 dads the idea went out of the window pretty sharpish.

Mind you men do strange things for a shag, I just hope our hero came to the realisation the xxl Primark portcullis of cloth baring his way to the heavenly yet somewhat worn prize can be opened simply by 10 fags and a bottle of lambrini negating the need for such drastic measures as a proposal.
You old romantic, you.

gruffgriff

1,626 posts

245 months

Sunday 31st January 2021
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laugh

antspants

2,402 posts

177 months

Sunday 31st January 2021
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Primark portcullis of cloth
laugh

Dog Star

16,218 posts

170 months

Monday 1st February 2021
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Mind you men do strange things for a shag, I just hope our hero came to the realisation the xxl Primark portcullis of cloth baring his way to the heavenly yet somewhat worn prize can be opened simply by 10 fags and a bottle of lambrini negating the need for such drastic measures as a proposal.
Absolute gold rofl

anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 1st February 2021
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Bet she's got a condition or 5. EYEBROW-MY-ANGELICA INNIT.

(Be kind)

Edited by OpulentBob on Monday 1st February 09:53

HTP99

22,761 posts

142 months

Monday 1st February 2021
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OpulentBob said:
No mask either. Bet she's got a condition or 5. EYEBROW-MY-ANGELICA INNIT.

(Be kind)
That's because it happened in Jan last year.

anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 1st February 2021
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HTP99 said:
OpulentBob said:
No mask either. Bet she's got a condition or 5. EYEBROW-MY-ANGELICA INNIT.

(Be kind)
That's because it happened in Jan last year.
I've taken that bit out, but I reckon even the edit is accurate.

Psycho Warren

3,087 posts

115 months

Monday 1st February 2021
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8 kids, he would have to aim for the sides. The phrase "Ripped out fireplace" comes to mind.

dirky dirk

3,029 posts

172 months

Monday 1st February 2021
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Those huge stick on the wall clock numbers and mechanism=council

Smiler.

11,752 posts

232 months

Monday 1st February 2021
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Not sure if this belongs here, or the tattoo thread:


DoctorX

7,342 posts

169 months

Monday 1st February 2021
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rofl

hyphen

26,262 posts

92 months

Monday 1st February 2021
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hyphen

26,262 posts

92 months

Monday 1st February 2021
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Smiler. said:
Not sure if this belongs here, or the tattoo thread:

laugh

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Monday 1st February 2021
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p4cks

6,956 posts

201 months

Monday 1st February 2021
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The parents are to blame for that

paulguitar

24,198 posts

115 months

Monday 1st February 2021
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p4cks said:
The parents are to blame for that
You think they were in cahoots with the binman?




Red9zero

7,208 posts

59 months

Monday 1st February 2021
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V8mate said:
Melt
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