Ridiculously overblown job titles.
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roboxm3 said:
Every position within a marketing company seems to be an "executive", apparently.
They also have about five levels of account management...all "executives" though...
I worked briefly in car sales a few years ago and was apparently a 'Sales Executive'! They also have about five levels of account management...all "executives" though...
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The definition of an executive is apparently:
Relating to or having the power to put plans or actions into effect.
A person with senior managerial responsibility in a business.
You want floor mats? Hang on, I'll just go and ask my Sales Manager if we can do that.
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'Business Manager' was another good one. Cool gig huh, managing businesses? Nope, flogging PCP deals and GAP insurance.
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My brother has a 6 word job title, but with no verbs. It's quite strange. He works in IT, and I can't recall it exactly, but it's something like Outsouce Project Corordination Consultation Managed Mediation.
Not a verb to be seen. Whatever his title is, it doesn't actually say what he does. But I know he's good at it, and is paid very well.
I think two more promotions and he gets his own verb.
Not a verb to be seen. Whatever his title is, it doesn't actually say what he does. But I know he's good at it, and is paid very well.
I think two more promotions and he gets his own verb.
Edited by TwigtheWonderkid on Tuesday 25th November 15:47
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