Tell us something really trivial about your life (Catch 22)

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Mr Roper said:

VinceFox said:

MY FACE, YOUR ARSE!

• nods, swaggers off

BOOM!

That's some old school st right there.

That's what she said.

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At school we had a word for boys like you.

I believe it was 'prick'.

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TheChampers said:

Ion, Mrs Champers' car has a mohoosive screw embedded in the rear o/s tyre Slow puncture too Looks like it's far enough away from the tyrewall to be fixable, which is a silver lining I suppose

Very lah-de-dah, I make do with rubber.

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captainzep said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

It doesn't matter what car you drive*,

Thank God for that.

I had limited the following news to those within the confines of the other place. But now seems to be an appropriate window of opportunity to mention that I'm now a Nissan Navara owner.

I know. I gathered the courage and told my Dad yesterday. He was OK about it and said my happiness comes first, always love me etc, although deep down I don't think he approves.

He's always known. It 's the sort of thing dads pick up.

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DickyC said:

Oh, man. And I had such a good one. It was about him doing another How To video for YouTube to go with his How To Guitar. In that he appeared as a long-haired, heavily bespectacled Steve McQueen look-alike in a repro Gulf jacket. Following his post the other evening I wanted him to produce a How To Oral Sex dressed as a Regency Dandy. You're saying that's off limits now?

Margaret! The gentleman would like a video where a slightly mongoloid Dana Carvey lookalike gives a lecture on mediocre cunnilingus techniques, whilst dressed as Beau Brummel. The background music should feature James Last playing the hits of Nelly Futardo on a banjo.

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Chunks/other methadone addicted pie abusers:

Can one of you please explain your country to me?

How is this possible?

http://farmsandestatessearch.savills.co.uk/propert...

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Pixel Pusher said:

Justayellowbadge said:

How is this possible?

Because Anthrax.

Ah.

Thrash metal can be divisive.

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Chunkymonkey71 said:

Because there is fk all in Nethybridge, the land is in the northern shadow of aviemore (Cairngorms) so it'll be rocky and will flood when the snow melts.

I stayed in Nethybridge a few months back. The hotel was pretty much all that was there and it was like the Shining.

Big shed.

Couple of Landies and some quads.

Boys weekends of general buffoonery.

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