The thread for puns not jokes...

The thread for puns not jokes...

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glenrobbo

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Monday 24th August 2020
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Parkette said:
glenrobbo said:
nonsequitur said:
Doofus said:
biggrin

I think the puchline would benefit from some polish, but still... smile
No pun from me this time. I've signed the pledge..
For that, Mr.Sheen Connery is profoundly thankful.
I buy my polish from Lidl, it will take me a small amount of time to think of a pun.
May I point out that during the current pundemic, all puns regarding "polish" should be registered at Mansion House.
It is recommended that all puns to be submitted should be clean and reflect good taste, or they will be wiped off and the poster will be buffed up by the mods.
Thankyou for your attention,

Lavender B. Swacks

Head of Housekeeping

glenrobbo

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Friday 28th August 2020
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MartG said:
That's the corniest thing I've stubbled upon this harvest time!
It's oatso funny, I'm amaized the punsters with their combined wheat barley noticed it over there in the SC Joke Thread. rolleyes

glenrobbo

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Friday 28th August 2020
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davhill said:
Now ear this, it goes against the grain for one thing as we all straw very quickly.
But wheat a minute. Calling it corny? You're one to stalk aren't you? You must be a cereal killer.
Hay, hold on though, it isn't hard to combine wit and wisdom. It may be a grind but try not threshing around in desperation and you could become a flour among punners. Then, we can all have a jolly good chaff.
Thanks davhill thumbup
I ear what you're saying and there's certainly a grain of truth in it.
I shall certainly mill it over.

glenrobbo

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Wednesday 6th January 2021
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nonsequitur said:
The last post on the pun thread was August 2020. Us punners need a post to respond to quickly. A pun - I would suggest - is an instant reply. The more thought the less funny the pun.rofl
Updated!

Fill yer boots, Nonse! thumbup

But keep it topical in line with the Rapid Response ethos for instant gratification.

glenrobbo

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Wednesday 6th January 2021
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Still waiting for a witty rapier-like side-splitting response from our resident self-proclaimed Master Punster!






tumbleweed

glenrobbo

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Wednesday 6th January 2021
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D'you mean have him Ex-calibered?

Gladiusn't pointing his wit in my direction.

I don't want to be a foil for his razor-sharp puns.

glenrobbo

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Sunday 10th January 2021
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nonsequitur said:
Lordbenny said:
Just painted my wife with cheese.





I double Gloucester!
Are you Emmental ?
Please don't be blue, Lordbenny, he's just being Philly. rolleyes

glenrobbo

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Sunday 10th January 2021
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mybrainhurts said:
I fear his Feta is sealed...
yes He made a rather cryptic mess rolleyes

glenrobbo

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Wednesday 12th January 2022
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glenrobbo said:
Monkeylegend said:
Laurel Green said:
Pixelpeep 135 said:
paua said:
Laurel Green said:
Monkeylegend said:
Voldemort said:
Pixelpeep 135 said:
Monkeylegend said:
illmonkey said:
slopes said:
The best joke in here??
People complaining about a certain poster and puns, he disappears and the puns are worse than ever laugh
Bet he's happier than pig in st at that comment.
The more people complain the more puns will be posted, human nature.

We are barely scratchings the surface.
careful or the thread will be chopped!
We need a cure for this madness.
Am I aloin in saying I love these puns.
Strewth! Talk about making a pigs-ear of this thread.
Difficult, now, to make a silk purse,
Cracklin' thread.
Well, I've had enough so will trotter off now!
I am trying hard to th oink of another one.
Why don't you all pork off to the puns thread or find some proper jokes?
wink

glenrobbo

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Wednesday 12th January 2022
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glenrobbo said:
glenrobbo said:
Monkeylegend said:
Laurel Green said:
Pixelpeep 135 said:
paua said:
Laurel Green said:
Monkeylegend said:
Voldemort said:
Pixelpeep 135 said:
Monkeylegend said:
illmonkey said:
slopes said:
The best joke in here??
People complaining about a certain poster and puns, he disappears and the puns are worse than ever laugh
Bet he's happier than pig in st at that comment.
The more people complain the more puns will be posted, human nature.

We are barely scratchings the surface.
careful or the thread will be chopped!
We need a cure for this madness.
Am I aloin in saying I love these puns.
Strewth! Talk about making a pigs-ear of this thread.
Difficult, now, to make a silk purse,
Cracklin' thread.
Well, I've had enough so will trotter off now!
I am trying hard to th oink of another one.
Why don't you all pork off to the puns thread or find some proper jokes?
wink
Sow aren't you lot getting rather boared with all these piggin' puns?

glenrobbo

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Wednesday 12th January 2022
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I prefer a good belly laugh. biggrin

glenrobbo

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Wednesday 12th January 2022
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twing said:
glenrobbo said:
I prefer a good belly laugh. biggrin
You're hogging the thread now
Sow are you gonna roast me for it? eek
Snort the right time for that. It's like a pig's tail:

It's twirly. frown

glenrobbo

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Wednesday 12th January 2022
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tvrolet said:
Someone needs to get this thread bac on track.
shout "STREAKY" MIDDLEBACH! HAMMO!!!

Where are you???

glenrobbo

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Saturday 7th May 2022
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Don1 said:
One egg is never en oeuf....
nono One egg is always un oeuf.