Don't mess with the strippers in Southampton
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s p a c e m a n said:
I would want to see livestock, a bungee cord and some sort of death defying stunt involved for that
I can arrange all this with a local sheep and some grape vine wire for £40. Plus £13960 commission which is the going rate, it seems.I charge for extras. A tenner to tape the Sheeps snout if its noisy.
No other extras available.
WeirdNeville said:
With the second ones face, I'd imagine she operates in a very limited market.
"Sure, love, I'll pay you £42k for the gig. All you have to do is a 90 minute set, you need to fully frangle the hammer-glip, she'll need to be legs fully swatchways with all the gubbins on display, 14 hard pads plus a feigned death sequence mid globbo-stroke, and a full reversal on the upswing whilst she flimbles your lammington. And you'll need to be wearing the splay-harness, obviously"
I'll pay the £42k once you've done that little lot."
Vice, eh?"Sure, love, I'll pay you £42k for the gig. All you have to do is a 90 minute set, you need to fully frangle the hammer-glip, she'll need to be legs fully swatchways with all the gubbins on display, 14 hard pads plus a feigned death sequence mid globbo-stroke, and a full reversal on the upswing whilst she flimbles your lammington. And you'll need to be wearing the splay-harness, obviously"
I'll pay the £42k once you've done that little lot."
WeirdNeville said:
With the second ones face, I'd imagine she operates in a very limited market.
"Sure, love, I'll pay you £42k for the gig. All you have to do is a 90 minute set, you need to fully frangle the hammer-glip, she'll need to be legs fully swatchways with all the gubbins on display, 14 hard pads plus a feigned death sequence mid globbo-stroke, and a full reversal on the upswing whilst she flimbles your lammington. And you'll need to be wearing the splay-harness, obviously"
I'll pay the £42k once you've done that little lot."
"Sure, love, I'll pay you £42k for the gig. All you have to do is a 90 minute set, you need to fully frangle the hammer-glip, she'll need to be legs fully swatchways with all the gubbins on display, 14 hard pads plus a feigned death sequence mid globbo-stroke, and a full reversal on the upswing whilst she flimbles your lammington. And you'll need to be wearing the splay-harness, obviously"
I'll pay the £42k once you've done that little lot."
WeirdNeville said:
Gwagon111 said:
s p a c e m a n said:
£42k between them in a night, are they having a laugh? The record at my regular for a single girl is £14k and that included drinks and room fees, they want to have been doing something very funky to justify that price.
To be fair, they probably were ."Sure, love, I'll pay you £42k for the gig. All you have to do is a 90 minute set, you need to fully frangle the hammer-glip, she'll need to be legs fully swatchways with all the gubbins on display, 14 hard pads plus a feigned death sequence mid globbo-stroke, and a full reversal on the upswing whilst she flimbles your lammington. And you'll need to be wearing the splay-harness, obviously"
I'll pay the £42k once you've done that little lot."
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