These pictures make my teeth itch

These pictures make my teeth itch

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The Gauge

2,230 posts

15 months

Thursday 23rd May
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Kuwahara said:
Guessing it should be one turn anti clockwise…!!

havoc

30,321 posts

237 months

Thursday 23rd May
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The Gauge said:
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Clearly the easiest solution! biggrin

Still Mulling

12,697 posts

179 months

Thursday 23rd May
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havoc said:
The Gauge said:
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Clearly the easiest solution! biggrin
Yeah, perfect in theory, but now the windows look like ceiling tiles! Awful choice! How will they get natural light in?!

Antony Moxey

8,225 posts

221 months

Thursday 23rd May
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Knew it would spark a discussion. Anyway, just to put a lid on it, it’s cream first then jam, and on a scone (to rhyme with ‘own’). Anything else is just wrong and to try and argue otherwise is simply arguing for arguing’s sake. biglaughbiglaughbiglaugh

21st Century Man

41,147 posts

250 months

Thursday 23rd May
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The Gauge said:
Kuwahara said:
Guessing it should be one turn anti clockwise…!!
Perhaps they hung it the other way as they think they're Supermum?

Escort3500

11,979 posts

147 months

Thursday 23rd May
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havoc said:
The Gauge said:
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Clearly the easiest solution! biggrin
But then the door would be useless silly

king arthur

6,652 posts

263 months

Thursday 23rd May
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Who_Goes_Blue said:
What's this chat about spreading?!?! You don't spread the cream. You dollop it on in big tasty mounds!
Exactly.

Bloody emmets.

Road2Ruin

5,293 posts

218 months

Thursday 23rd May
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Who_Goes_Blue said:
What's this chat about spreading?!?! You don't spread the cream. You dollop it on in big tasty mounds!
Exactly...spreading for goodness sake. Whatever next.

zalrak

395 posts

87 months

Thursday 23rd May
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Halmyre said:
Scone (rhymes with con) = the correct way.

Scone (rhymes with spoon) = a town in Scotland.

Scone (rhymes with moan) = no such word.

And it's butter, then jam*, then cream.

* - strawberry of course
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hammo19

5,183 posts

198 months

Friday 24th May
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zalrak said:
Halmyre said:
Scone (rhymes with con) = the correct way.

Scone (rhymes with spoon) = a town in Scotland.

Scone (rhymes with moan) = no such word.

And it's butter, then jam*, then cream.

* - strawberry of course
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21st Century Man

41,147 posts

250 months

Friday 24th May
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Halmyre said:
Scone (rhymes with con) = the correct way.

Scone (rhymes with moan) = no such word.
The silent-e rule is as such:

When “e” is the last letter in a word and the preceding syllable has just one vowel, the first vowel is long and the “e” is silent.

The silent-e rule is also known as the “vowel-consonant-e” pattern.

Scone (rhymes with moan) = the correct way

The fancy name for a magic 'e' word is a split digraph, which is when vowels that are split between consonants go together to make a sound. A digraph is any two letters that go together to make a sound (sh, ch, th, at, and en, for example).

An example of a magic 'e' word would be 'cape'. Without that magic 'e' at the end, the word is 'cap', which creates a short 'a' sound. With the magic 'e' added, a split digraph is created to change 'cap' into 'cape'.


CanAm

9,382 posts

274 months

Friday 24th May
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21st Century Man said:
The silent-e rule is as such:

When “e” is the last letter in a word and the preceding syllable has just one vowel, the first vowel is long and the “e” is silent.

The silent-e rule is also known as the “vowel-consonant-e” pattern.

Scone (rhymes with moan) = the correct way

The fancy name for a magic 'e' word is a split digraph, which is when vowels that are split between consonants go together to make a sound. A digraph is any two letters that go together to make a sound (sh, ch, th, at, and en, for example).

An example of a magic 'e' word would be 'cape'. Without that magic 'e' at the end, the word is 'cap', which creates a short 'a' sound. With the magic 'e' added, a split digraph is created to change 'cap' into 'cape'.
Gone?

21st Century Man

41,147 posts

250 months

Friday 24th May
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CanAm said:
Gone?
Nope, I'm still here.

tongue out

CanAm

9,382 posts

274 months

Friday 24th May
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21st Century Man said:
CanAm said:
Gone?
Nope, I'm still here.

tongue out
thumbup

king arthur

6,652 posts

263 months

Friday 24th May
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It has to be pronounced like "sconn", otherwise you can't do the joke:

Q: What's the fastest cake in the world?

A: 'S gone.

And now, there will be a three page argument about whether or not a scone is a cake.

CanAm

9,382 posts

274 months

Friday 24th May
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king arthur said:
It has to be pronounced like "sconn", otherwise you can't do the joke:

Q: What's the fastest cake in the world?

A: 'S gone.

And now, there will be a three page argument about whether or not a scone is a cake.
We’d use the Jaffa Cake defence which has legal precedence. It has cake-like qualities.

Halmyre

11,323 posts

141 months

Friday 24th May
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21st Century Man said:
CanAm said:
Gone?
Nope, I'm still here.

tongue out
Roll on the 22nd Century frown

MarkwG

4,886 posts

191 months

Friday 24th May
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CanAm said:
king arthur said:
It has to be pronounced like "sconn", otherwise you can't do the joke:

Q: What's the fastest cake in the world?

A: 'S gone.

And now, there will be a three page argument about whether or not a scone is a cake.
We’d use the Jaffa Cake defence which has legal precedence. It has cake-like qualities.
Indeed, cakes as they go hard when stale: could use my mums as wheel chocks after a week or so...

king arthur

6,652 posts

263 months

Friday 24th May
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CanAm said:
We’d use the Jaffa Cake defence which has legal precedence. It has cake-like qualities.
Yes but you can have cheese scones that have cheese in them. You don't put cheese in cakes.

Mammasaid

3,968 posts

99 months

Friday 24th May
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king arthur said:
CanAm said:
We’d use the Jaffa Cake defence which has legal precedence. It has cake-like qualities.
Yes but you can have cheese scones that have cheese in them. You don't put cheese in cakes.
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/8384/cream-cheese-pound-cake-iii/