New Teaspoon Advice Please

New Teaspoon Advice Please

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anonymoususer

6,113 posts

50 months

Thursday 23rd May
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21st Century Man said:
Savagery and butchery.

Not good, not good at all.
Are you feeling better now m8 ?
Hows you fork thing going?

mickk

29,056 posts

244 months

Friday 24th May
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That picture is driving me mad why the heck isn't the carabiner clipped into the correct hole?

No wonder I couldn't sleep last night .

Blib

44,476 posts

199 months

Friday 24th May
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mickk said:
That picture is driving me mad why the heck isn't the carabiner clipped into the correct hole?

No wonder I couldn't sleep last night .
I saw you on your regular bench on my way home last night.

mickk

29,056 posts

244 months

Friday 24th May
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Blib said:
mickk said:
That picture is driving me mad why the heck isn't the carabiner clipped into the correct hole?

No wonder I couldn't sleep last night .
I saw you on your regular bench on my way home last night.
No need to throw that can of cider at me.

Blib

44,476 posts

199 months

Friday 24th May
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mickk said:
Blib said:
mickk said:
That picture is driving me mad why the heck isn't the carabiner clipped into the correct hole?

No wonder I couldn't sleep last night .
I saw you on your regular bench on my way home last night.
No need to throw that can of cider at me.
Apologies, I'd forgotten that you prefer to drink aftershave nowadays.

TimmyMallett

2,941 posts

114 months

Friday 24th May
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Get a room.


And spoon.

wolfracesonic

7,156 posts

129 months

Friday 24th May
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mickk said:
Blib said:
mickk said:
That picture is driving me mad why the heck isn't the carabiner clipped into the correct hole?

No wonder I couldn't sleep last night .
I saw you on your regular bench on my way home last night.
No need to throw that can of cider at me.
It was probably a cider can but the contents wouldn’t have been cider, Blib often gets caught short in his dotage iyswim.

brownspeed

774 posts

133 months

Saturday 25th May
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wolfracesonic said:
brownspeed said:
keep up the good work chap, maybe we should talk further offline perhaps?
Maybe we shouldn’t.
Ok whatever..... All I'll say is that Tafelwares Von Rhineland are Uber impressed with your work on the spoondriver concept; With your innovation and our metallurgy (we know all about the "ums") we could work together on the Tafelwares Von Rhineland hybrid spoon-chisel; we have sorted the pointy end out; but we need assistance on the combined return flange-hitty end at this juncture. So much so-the board have agreed to offer you a seat should you decide to come on board......
PS- due some copyright issues in a similar vain the Peugeot having the rights to numerical sequences with a zero in middle, it appears another spoon manufacturer has secured the "double S" as a title*, so the aforementioned "Sspissel" will from now on be the "Chispoon". *Herr Blib; I hear you may have more info on this??

brownspeed

774 posts

133 months

Saturday 25th May
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wolfracesonic said:
Our metallurgists assure me that this is an xray mage showing the metallurgical structure of your product; the white is ferrite, the black is pearlite, and there are small traces of martensite, buildinsite, austenite and hindsite seen in the inter grain boundaries
HTH

wolfracesonic

7,156 posts

129 months

Saturday 25th May
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Maybe we could have the chisely bit on one end and the screwdriver on the other and do away with the spoon.
Mr User would buy one in flash. Also, I’ll politely decline a place on your board, the prospect of working for minimum wage doesn’t appeal.

brownspeed

774 posts

133 months

Saturday 25th May
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Apologies Wolfy- you seem to have misunderstood; the board were offering you a seat. it wasn't on the board, just a seat; they had in mind something along the lines of https://www.therange.co.uk.
However;- your suggestion doesn't seem to offer any real improvement on the hitty end issues outlined in my earlier missive, offer retracted -sorry

anonymoususer

6,113 posts

50 months

Saturday 25th May
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wolfracesonic said:
Maybe we could have the chisely bit on one end and the screwdriver on the other and do away with the spoon.
Mr User would buy one in flash. Also, I’ll politely decline a place on your board, the prospect of working for minimum wage doesn’t appeal.
I would certainly be open to looking into purchasing one.
I am very careful with my purchases. I don't buy just any old tat. My collection which many people, real people have seen and admired, is ever growing

paulguitar

24,173 posts

115 months

Saturday 25th May
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anonymoususer said:
I am very careful with my purchases. I don't buy just any old tat. My collection which many people, real people have seen and admired, is ever growing
rofl

Blib

44,476 posts

199 months

Saturday 25th May
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brownspeed said:
Ok whatever..... All I'll say is that Tafelwares Von Rhineland are Uber impressed with your work on the spoondriver concept; With your innovation and our metallurgy (we know all about the "ums") we could work together on the Tafelwares Von Rhineland hybrid spoon-chisel; we have sorted the pointy end out; but we need assistance on the combined return flange-hitty end at this juncture. So much so-the board have agreed to offer you a seat should you decide to come on board......
PS- due some copyright issues in a similar vain the Peugeot having the rights to numerical sequences with a zero in middle, it appears another spoon manufacturer has secured the "double S" as a title*, so the aforementioned "Sspissel" will from now on be the "Chispoon". *Herr Blib; I hear you may have more info on this??
No.

Go away, you utter loon.








No offence.

brownspeed

774 posts

133 months

Saturday 25th May
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loser

eharding

13,829 posts

286 months

Saturday 25th May
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brownspeed said:
loser
Interestingly, the 'L' in the "BLIB" acronym apparently stands for "Lebensraum".

Nobody has really been bothered to find out what the other letters stand for, however.

Blib

44,476 posts

199 months

Sunday 26th May
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eharding said:
brownspeed said:
loser
Interestingly, the 'L' in the "BLIB" acronym apparently stands for "Lebensraum".

Nobody has really been bothered to find out what the other letters stand for, however.
Berlin Lebensraum Insgesamt zu Bristol.

HTH.

ETA: I'm in Devon at the moment. On a 'sightseeing' tour.

yes

mickk

29,056 posts

244 months

Sunday 26th May
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Nice, you've found your home on the Jurassic coast. Apt.

Fessia fancier

1,034 posts

185 months

Sunday 26th May
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With the election coming up do we have any feeling for which party will be pro-spoon? I can see they have stated positions on the economy/Brexit fallout and forging closer links with Rwanda (perhaps a trade deal to be done by Liz on exporting British Pork) but they seem strangely silent on this important issue.

TGCOTF-dewey

5,438 posts

57 months

Sunday 26th May
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Blib said:
Berlin Lebensraum Insgesamt zu Bristol.

HTH.

ETA: I'm in Devon at the moment. On a 'sightseeing' tour.

yes
Becsure to visit Clovelly... They have a small antiquities museum with a much under rated spoon collection.

If you've packed your handling gloves, they may let you inspect a very rare William the 3rd period commemorative pewter long tail, once owned by William Cavendish, 1st Duke of Devonshire.

It's maker, to this day, remains unknown, but a man of your knowledge may be able to offer some insights into its origins.