Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[cobra kid]

MartG said:

Spot the security flaw...

One good tug and it comes off in your hand?

[Dal3D]

Turn the padlock 90 degrees and it'll open anyway?

[Still Mulling]

Yep, padlock shank is longer than the bolt stroke.

[RedWhiteMonkey]

Still Mulling said:

Yep, padlock shank is longer than the bolt stroke.

Yes, one's shank being longer than one's stroke can be a problem.

[Skyedriver]

RedWhiteMonkey said:

Yes, one's shank being longer than one's stroke can be a problem.

Especially if one good tug and it comes off in your hand.

[Jim1064]

MartG said:

Spot the security flaw...

I spot a stupid AI generated image

[Roofless Toothless]

Jonquil said:

Stealthracer said:

Seem to remember from my O Level German that an exhaust pipe is das Loudenboomertube.

You forgot one. Race exhaust = Eargeschplittenloundenboomertube.

I can remember a rainy lunchtime at school when we sat around making up German words. The only two I can recall now are:

Atomic bomb - Earsplittenloudenbangen

Virgin - Schneissenteit

[Johnspex]

RedWhiteMonkey said:

The German for spark plug is Zündkerze. Auspuff is exhaust.

That is what I meant.
Isn't nipple,of the chest kind, bustenwarten?

[Stealthracer]

Johnspex said:

Isn't nipple,of the chest kind, bustenwarten?

Yes, but usually they're hidden behind die Bustenhalten.

[generationx]

Stealthracer said:

Johnspex said:

Isn't nipple,of the chest kind, bustenwarten?

Yes, but usually they're hidden behind die Bustenhalten.

Locally known (I kid you not) as Tittyhalters

[DodgyGeezer]

[Starfighter]

I has some time with the RAF in Germany. The aircraft has various warnings in English and German. There were 2 warning triangles marked Ejection Seat and stestoole.

[Rayny]

This list was doing the rounds before the millenium bug :

We at Mercedes-Benz feel that members of your UK operation could benefit from knowing certain auto terminology used by your German counterparts.
This should avoid embarrassment at our inter-departmental meetings.
Therfore before the next technical meeting please make the effort to read and inwardly digest the following.

INDICATORS - Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
SPEEDOMETER - Der Egobooster
PUNCTURE -Die Phatte mit Bludyfken
LEARNER - Die ttten mit Elplatt
ESTATE CAR - Die Bagsromm fur Shagginginauto
WINDSCREEN WIPER - Die Fippenflappenschittenspredden
FOOTBRAKE - Der Edbagenonvindskreen stoppenquick
BREATHALYSER - Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen
SEATBELT - Der Klunkenklickn Frauleintrapper
HEADLIGHTS - Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud
FOG WARNING - Die Puttenfuttendownen Fukit
HIGHWAY CODE - Der Wipen fur Arsen
TYRES - Phlattfarts
TRAFFIC JAM - Der Bluddingfukken damnundblasten
BACKFIRE - Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme fkenjumpen
JUGGERNAUT - Der Fukkengret trucken
ACCIDENT - Der Bleedinmess
NEAR ACCIDENT - Der Bleeden neer shcittenselfen
CYCLIST - Pedalpushen pilloken
REAR VIEW MIRROR - Der Youkhunter Tooklosen

[DodgyGeezer]

Or Die Toppenstoppenfloppen.

[bodhi]

[bristolbaron]

This seems a bit unfair, surely some families like her?

[Peanut Gallery]

In keeping with the German names...

[rolando]

DodgyGeezer said:

Both cheeks of the same ahole.

[Milkyway]

rolando said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Both cheeks of the same ahole.

The result of the Southampton v Leeds playoff.... could be an omen for Richy.
( Fear attended Oxford & Leeds Uni's... Oxford got promoted).

Edited by Milkyway on Friday 24th May 11:01

[geeks]