Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[Fermit]

[the tribester]

sospan said:

Several years ago I was at a rugby cup final in Cardiff. Went on a club bus trip. After the match we waited for the bus to pick us up on the main road passing the castle entrance. Across the road was a girl who was a “character”. Held the club record for a yard of ale, came with us to away matches etc
A big built girl. She spotted us and shouted across....
They’re miserable barstewards up here so lets liven them up...
She lifted her t-shirt, no bra, jumped up and down...
Her boobs were in proportion with her larger than average body and posed a hazard to anyone close by.
She was definitely a character and became clun sec and toned down her antics. Saw her a couple of weeks ago while walking the dog. We had a chat about the good old days.

Clun secretary you say

[TGCOTF-dewey]

Fermit said:

Duckold.

[h0b0]

New Jersey road sign is accurate. They are also behind you.



They have been putting up signs like this for a while. Another was “Drive sober, Santa is watching you” at Christmas.

[DodgyGeezer]

[RedWhiteMonkey]

[Milkyway]

RedWhiteMonkey said:

"Hi ya Shell, we won't really be needing them now... but no problemo, the contract is yours".

Edited by Milkyway on Monday 27th May 12:45

[Speed 3]

Delicious pettiness

[4Q]

Speed 3 said:

Delicious pettiness

DodgyGeezer said:

There’s two of them

[generationx]

Speed 3 said:

Delicious pettiness

Username nearly checks out

And yes, recent repeat

[67Dino]

If you have one of these, it’s really important to get its legendary castle replaced every 3 years or so…

[dudleybloke]

Does it have an MOaT?

[67Dino]

dudleybloke said:

Does it have an MOaT?

I’d hope so on a vehicle of this excalibur…

[paua]

Hope you didn't buy it from Arfur Daley.

[The Moose]

[bristolbaron]

The Moose said:

[Mammasaid]

The Moose said:

Ah, the Chuckle Brothers' long, lost Aunt

[ajprice]

Mammasaid said:

The Moose said:

Ah, the Chuckle Brothers' long, lost Aunt

With their long lost uncle, Tu Meimei.

[RammyMP]

I visited one our sites last week, they have an analogue microwave in the canteen, I turned the power setting down to low then left.

Not done that for a while, they’re all digital these days.

[Rusty Old-Banger]

On that side of things, when I go to the office, I still enjoy going to the printer, and drawing a cock and balls on a random sheet of paper halfway through the A4 drawer. Have some of that, Client.