Just the punchlines please

[thebigmacmoomin]

bigandclever said:

Teatowl.

(Correct spelling for the joke )

I remember the joke

[Super Sonic]

Can you smell carrots?

[Sway]

"If it wasn't for the ice cream van he'd still be alive."

[Fer]

Remove it? I just want you to change the batteries.

[Turtle Shed]

I've never paid to have a lentil on my face.

[Super Sonic]

'The light was on'

[4154QLD]

I'm not divorcing her because she's got bad teeth, but because she's f'kin Goofy

[Skyedriver]

I'm not a proper welder.

[Fer]

With an itheberg.

[Turtle Shed]

"Feed the monkey."