Buying/selling kitchen mops

Buying/selling kitchen mops

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Timmy35

12,915 posts

200 months

Wednesday 5th June 2013
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The Don of Croy said:
This is exactly the type of trade that will disappear overnight if UKIP get us out of the EU.

No messing - first day of an independent UK and watch the tariffs on 100% cotton mop heads for EU use rise to 350% or more (it's already been debated in the Bundestag).

Kleeneze have confirmed they expect to have to lay off ZERO workers as a result - that's a massive difference to all those indentured 'manual domestic cleansing operatives' relying on this key British industry.

But try telling that to these petty little-Britisher thinkers.

Thankfully Vince Cable has fully costed policy for re-booting online mop apps. Bless.
You're totally wrong, this is precisely WHY we should leave the EU. Let them charge 350% MOP duty if they like, in the UK we will reduce MOP duty for Chinese imports to 10%. The UK will see a Mop sale boom as Europeans use cheap ferry deals to cross the channel and fill up there car boots with cheap mops.

The Don of Croy

6,015 posts

161 months

Wednesday 5th June 2013
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Timmy35 said:
You're totally wrong, this is precisely WHY we should leave the EU. Let them charge 350% MOP duty if they like, in the UK we will reduce MOP duty for Chinese imports to 10%. The UK will see a Mop sale boom as Europeans use cheap ferry deals to cross the channel and fill up there car boots with cheap mops.
Won't happen - we're stuck making left-handed twist heads, yer continentals only use right-handed twist. We'd be stuffed. Again.

The Chinese mop heads are not the answer - we need a strong UK mop industry that can meet or exceed the best the europeans can manage.

Write to your MP demanding government support for mop-twist-apprenticeships in all sixth form colleges from September.

There's always the empire - they'll buy our mops!

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Wednesday 5th June 2013
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The Don of Croy said:
There's always the empire - they'll buy our mops!
Don't count on it. I can see the mopheads going the same way as the ragheads.

Timmy35

12,915 posts

200 months

Wednesday 5th June 2013
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V8mate said:
The Don of Croy said:
There's always the empire - they'll buy our mops!
Don't count on it. I can see the mopheads going the same way as the ragheads.
We lost our Empire because of the awful mops we were exporting to them. India didn't want independance for any other reason than Ghandi kept getting it in the neck off his wife about the head coming off the 'Lion Brand' mop she had. The whole thing started as a protest about that. Once other colonial possessions realised the Indians wouldn't put up with our poor quality mops they wanted indepedance too, and the whole empire (rather like it's mops)unravlled.

benjj

6,787 posts

165 months

Wednesday 5th June 2013
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My grandfather was a Mop Wallah back in his youth. Lucky chap.

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Wednesday 5th June 2013
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Timmy35 said:
V8mate said:
The Don of Croy said:
There's always the empire - they'll buy our mops!
Don't count on it. I can see the mopheads going the same way as the ragheads.
We lost our Empire because of the awful mops we were exporting to them. India didn't want independance for any other reason than Ghandi kept getting it in the neck off his wife about the head coming off the 'Lion Brand' mop she had. The whole thing started as a protest about that. Once other colonial possessions realised the Indians wouldn't put up with our poor quality mops they wanted indepedance too, and the whole empire (rather like it's mops)unravlled.
And why would they?

As Viscount of India, Admiral Lord Mountmoppen said: "They don't like it up 'em".

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

156 months

Wednesday 5th June 2013
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Just wondering how the OP's venture is going? Have you cleaned up or hit a sticky patch?

Tango13

8,537 posts

178 months

Wednesday 5th June 2013
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Has anyone compared the performance of their mop using supermarket own brand floor cleaner vs branded floor cleaner?

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Wednesday 5th June 2013
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Tango13 said:
Has anyone compared the performance of their mop using supermarket own brand floor cleaner vs branded floor cleaner?
Listen. You should know by now, unless you can talk 'trade', your opinion ain't worth jack round here.

Strictly Bookers or Shah C&C Enterprises.

TVR1

5,464 posts

227 months

Wednesday 5th June 2013
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Has anyone tried a Personal Cleaning Plan? And if so, what do you think about the Guaranteed Mop Future Value? Will I get taken to the cleaners? Or are they good value for the chamois?

Squiggs

1,520 posts

157 months

Wednesday 5th June 2013
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V8mate said:
Tango13 said:
Has anyone compared the performance of their mop using supermarket own brand floor cleaner vs branded floor cleaner?
Listen. You should know by now, unless you can talk 'trade', your opinion ain't worth jack round here.

Strictly Bookers or Shah C&C Enterprises.
I think Tango has a valid point .....

It's all very well having a top class mop, you may even use the the two bucket wash method - but if your cleaning fluid just isn't doing the job (or over doing the job and stripping the skirting of paint) then you may as well chuck your mop in a skip, get down on your knees and use a rag!

Rope style mops require a completely different liquid to Valida style mops.
The amount of liquid each can hold can have a differential of 200% and therefore the consistency and strength of the cleaning fluid needs to be considered.
Over sudding is often something semi-pro moppers have a problem with and you'll often here them blaming it on - a new mop head, an old mop head or the fact that it was a tiled floor rather than a wooden floor. More often than not the mop head (unless totally worn) will usually perform adequately on most surfaces if the cleaning fluid has been matched to the substrate.
But there are floor cleaning fluids and floor cleaning fluids - some will sud without cleaning, others will simply rot the mop head (and don't forget some are more child and pet friendly than others!)
In short mop heads need to be matched to a cleaning fluid - failure to do so will result in amateur finishes .... it's all in the detail!

funkyrobot

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18,789 posts

230 months

Thursday 6th June 2013
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Tango13 said:
Has anyone compared the performance of their mop using supermarket own brand floor cleaner vs branded floor cleaner?
Good point.

Where's Opie Mop man when you need him?

smile

funkyrobot

Original Poster:

18,789 posts

230 months

Thursday 6th June 2013
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Funkycoldribena said:
Just wondering how the OP's venture is going? Have you cleaned up or hit a sticky patch?
Another sticky patch. rolleyes

They tend to appear every so often. Usually when I've been looking at ladies jumping around, naked, on things. lick

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Thursday 6th June 2013
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funkyrobot said:
Funkycoldribena said:
Just wondering how the OP's venture is going? Have you cleaned up or hit a sticky patch?
Another sticky patch. rolleyes

They tend to appear every so often. Usually when I've been looking at ladies jumping around, naked, on things. lick
Mini-mops!

12" handle, with a head of 'real feel' labia-like strands for quick clean up of small messes.

By this time next year, Rodney...

Timmy35

12,915 posts

200 months

Thursday 6th June 2013
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OP have you looked into the market for Sharia and Kosha compliant mops? It's not just Gentiles who get dirty floors you know.