'Jazz mags' stuffed in hedgerows

[Tango13]

Allegro_Snapon said:

Jizz mags in Sheffield when I grew up in 70s/80s, short for Jissum.

Also known as Art Pamphlets; One handed instruction manuals; 6ft books (reference to them being on the top shelf); Scuttle magazines; Grot; Nuddie mags; and a word I thought was Yorkshire Jewish for many years, "yminih" which was "your mum is nude in here" which predated American Pie and MILF by about 15 years! Great times teasing Leon [forget his surname] by shouting "Yminih, yminih" as his mum dropped him off as it was reckon she'd been in a readers wives section of a magazine!

I was recanting this thread to a friend at work today. He has kindly sent me the links which are googleable, to the entire readers wives from Escort 1983-1998! he forum poster stopped scanning them after that as "adult women without pubes are not real women". Honestly, some peoples morals.........

'Rhythm Publication' from the TV series 'Bottom' rings a bell...?

[Allegro_Snapon]

Top one.

You've just reminded me of "stroking booklet".

I don't know if we should have an aside to this thread? My Mum must have found my stash as it disappeared - stupidly aged 13 mixed my mags up with Beano and Dandy comics in a cupboard. Then one day my 1st home revision school material wasn't there and neither was my tea on the table that night.

Poor Mu. She might have stopped me having a few teen wks over Penthouses latest, but she never prevented me 40 years later getting sent fisting images of Goatse Man.

[gmaz]

Back in the early '90's I was running network cabling in our office and on route went through the men's bogs above the cubicle. So, standing on the loo I pushed up the ceiling tile only to have about 10 copies of Club and Mayfair fall on me.

I checked the other floors, and each one had a pile of mags next to the time immediately above the loo. Out of curiosity (cough) I checked again a few weeks later, and the latest editions had been added.

[ChevronB19]

LeadFarmer said:

MikeStroud said:

I'm still embarrassed to remember the time I followed this strategy only for it to fail because:

1 - Woman on till shouts out "How much are the condoms"

....The copper on duty said "we found these in the car, are they yours?". Why couldn't the copper have just left them in the car discretely hidden as I had?

I imagine both the chemist staff and the cop were just having some fun at your expense, all knowing you would be embarrassed. Chemist staff probably did it all the time to young lads.

O/T I know, but I worked on the chemists counter in city centre Boots in the late 80’s. I was a fresh faced (very) innocent 16 year old, so of course they put me at the end of the counter that had condoms.

Groups of factory girls coming in were an absolute nightmare for me, taking the mick and asking for recommendations. Middle aged women almost always bought black condoms. Men would buy a big basket of crap and at the last minute (usually after pressing subtotal) would hand over a pack, which necessitated a (very pretty) supervisor.

I got sexually harassed by both factory girl customers and by the very pretty supervisor. It was embarrassing at the time but in retrospect… (and yes, I know sexual harassment isn’t right)

[Magnum 475]

ChevronB19 said:

O/T I know, but I worked on the chemists counter in city centre Boots in the late 80’s. I was a fresh faced (very) innocent 16 year old, so of course they put me at the end of the counter that had condoms.

Groups of factory girls coming in were an absolute nightmare for me, taking the mick and asking for recommendations. Middle aged women almost always bought black condoms. Men would buy a big basket of crap and at the last minute (usually after pressing subtotal) would hand over a pack, which necessitated a (very pretty) supervisor.

I got sexually harassed by both factory girl customers and by the very pretty supervisor. It was embarrassing at the time but in retrospect… (and yes, I know sexual harassment isn’t right)

A lad I was at school with decided to have a laugh in the local chemist by picking the youngest female sales assistant and asking her if they had a fitting room, as he needed to try one on to see if they were big enough

Of course, this is the same lad who was a daddy before he was 17.

[CourtAgain]

I can't see the fascination with Jazz mags myself...

[kowalski655]

I know, right!