Free stuff for your Valentine

[economybus]

Is it me or does anyone else despise Valentines Day? I'd rather spend my cash on a year's supply of magic tree's than a useless present!

Does anyone know if anyone else are giving away free valentines day presents for your other half? We both love racing so after seeing Ginetta were giving away a free bear for your partner, I decided that a race-related present would be my best bet!

Does anyone have any ideas? :/

[XG332]

ive got an Avon tyres sew on patch from one of our race suits.

You can sew it to her favorite dress.

[KungFuPanda]

I've got a couple of part worn 265/35/19 tyres you could have. 2mm of tread left. You could use them as a base for a coffee table...

[anonymous-user]

economybus said:

Does anyone have any ideas? :/

Yes, I have one.
Although she may "agree" with your manly view that it's all nonsense incited by Clitons and Interflora, you must buy her a big, pointless cuddley toy, something smelling of roses, some fancy pants and a bra and a f*** off great big card stating that she's the best thing to ever come in to your sorry little life.

Or face the Mental.

[The Beaver King]

Worst 'I'm a tight bd' thread ever....

I can say this without threat of retaliation, as the OP wouldn't be able to answer back

[Ikemi]

Apt username, OP!

[carreauchompeur]

It's the thought that counts

[mcflurry]

What about a smart price card?
Not quite free, but 7p from Tesco or Asda?

[zaphod42]

Drive around for a bit, some areas have flowers by the side of the road for free.

Just cross out "We miss you John" and replace it with "be my Valentine"

<straight to hell>

[carreauchompeur]

zaphod42 said:

Drive around for a bit, some areas have flowers by the side of the road for free.

Just cross out "We miss you John" and replace it with "be my Valentine"

<straight to hell>

[LukeBird]

zaphod42 said:

Drive around for a bit, some areas have flowers by the side of the road for free.

Just cross out "We miss you John" and replace it with "be my Valentine"

<straight to hell>

You bad man!

[Shaw Tarse]

LukeBird said:

zaphod42 said:

Drive around for a bit, some areas have flowers by the side of the road for free.

Just cross out "We miss you John" and replace it with "be my Valentine"

<straight to hell>

You bad man!

You even get a free teddy bear!

[Bohally]

Shaw Tarse said:

You even get a free teddy bear!

And a football top...

[gog440]

economybus said:

Is it me or does anyone else despise Valentines Day? I'd rather spend my cash on a year's supply of magic tree's than a useless present!

Does anyone know if anyone else are giving away free valentines day presents for your other half? We both love racing so after seeing Ginetta were giving away a free bear for your partner, I decided that a race-related present would be my best bet!

Does anyone have any ideas? :/

How do you get the free bear from Ginetta?

[Steamer]

I once gave a girlfriend a free printed that came with a load of ink we bought at work...

.... I must have forgotten to tell her the part about it being free.

Thankyou very much to the spotty geek in Staples that pointed that out to her a few months later when she tried buying a cartridge for it!!

Put me right in the dog house

[Condi]

When I worked in restaurants one year, we had a waitress open a 100 quid bottle of champers by accident, so as bar staff I was able to swipe that. We also had thousands of little chocolate love hearts, so I took a few handfuls of them too. The whole lot was worth more than I would ever had spent.

[Mobsta]

Bohally said:

Shaw Tarse said:

You even get a free teddy bear!

And a football top...

Plus a few cans of stella now and again, when you pick them up from the cemetery.

[Bohally]

Mobsta said:

lus a few cans of stella now and again, when you pick them up from the cemetery.

One ticket to hell please...

[TheTurbonator]

Edited because still logged in as someone else by mistake

[XG332]

Ive got an empty Armand De Brignac bottle at home. they sell for £200 - £500.

Might buy some tesco's own cava and fill it up.

When the GF is around make a pop noise and throw the cork at her.

WIN