Who's been married the shortest, and what went wrong?
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spikeyhead said:
A lass I knew finished her marriage during the reception by smashing a bottle over his head after she caught him shagging the chief bridesmaid in the toilets
Why does the man always get it? Why don't they smash a bottle over the bird, too? Anyway, I know of a 3 day honeymoon period, then it went downhill afterwards and hasn't been the same since!!
Wacky Racer said:
I'm sure some of you have a tale to tell.....
I knew a bloke who went out with a girl for four years, they got married on a Saturday and split up on the Monday, never did find out what went on......
She wanted to make sure she got her half before fking off is my guess.I knew a bloke who went out with a girl for four years, they got married on a Saturday and split up on the Monday, never did find out what went on......
20+ years ago a mate got married, honeymoon on the Greek islands where he became quite badly ill, couple of days in hospital then confined to the honeymoon suite.
They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
I have some friends who had a fairly OK relationship, but the day of the wedding it all starting falling apart.
He was and still is a successful builder and she owned a riding school on her families farm land.
She was looking to hook him to feather her bed so to speak.
She hit the bottle early and the church bit was a bit tense but not a patch on the reception, she and her nest of viper mates were ramping up the atmosphere so much so she took a swing at him while the bhes of Eastwick were laughing their tits off.
He then had that shining light of clarity and threw her out of the hotel with all her clobber at 3am after her near all day of insults and violence.
So all in all a solid 14 hours of wedding bliss.
He got shot of her with a suitable sized cheque and now is very happy with some other girl and has open a new suite of offices for his company.
I like him and she rather tragically died of Cancer sometime ago.
He was and still is a successful builder and she owned a riding school on her families farm land.
She was looking to hook him to feather her bed so to speak.
She hit the bottle early and the church bit was a bit tense but not a patch on the reception, she and her nest of viper mates were ramping up the atmosphere so much so she took a swing at him while the bhes of Eastwick were laughing their tits off.
He then had that shining light of clarity and threw her out of the hotel with all her clobber at 3am after her near all day of insults and violence.
So all in all a solid 14 hours of wedding bliss.
He got shot of her with a suitable sized cheque and now is very happy with some other girl and has open a new suite of offices for his company.
I like him and she rather tragically died of Cancer sometime ago.
nw28840 said:
20+ years ago a mate got married, honeymoon on the Greek islands where he became quite badly ill, couple of days in hospital then confined to the honeymoon suite.
They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
Was it this guy..They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
maxest said:
nw28840 said:
20+ years ago a mate got married, honeymoon on the Greek islands where he became quite badly ill, couple of days in hospital then confined to the honeymoon suite.
They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
Was it this guy..They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
Wacky Racer said:
I'm sure some of you have a tale to tell.....
I knew a bloke who went out with a girl for four years, they got married on a Saturday and split up on the Monday, never did find out what went on......
She made him 'wait' until the wedding night. Turned out she is/used to be a man. I knew a bloke who went out with a girl for four years, they got married on a Saturday and split up on the Monday, never did find out what went on......
TheLordJohn said:
maxest said:
nw28840 said:
20+ years ago a mate got married, honeymoon on the Greek islands where he became quite badly ill, couple of days in hospital then confined to the honeymoon suite.
They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
Was it this guy..They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
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