What makes you feel manly?

[Wacky Racer]

Me?

Having a box of "man sized" Kleenex tissues on my rear parcel shelf,.... plus, I answered the wife back once....

[Wacky Racer]

anonymous said:

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You're a real man.

Total respect.

[phazed 11.83]

Refusing to go shopping but then packing everything logically in the fridge and cupboards like no woman can.

[legless]

Easily opening jars that my wife's been struggling with.
Fixing things.
Building things
Letting rip with a curry fart that's so repellent even the dog leaves the room.
Using power tools.
Visiting trade/parts counters.
Setting fire to things.
Cutting down trees/bushes/hedges.

[bloomen]

Checking my toilet area every morning to see if it's all still there. If it is then I'm manly for the day once more.

[Gibby88]

Doing my nails while sipping on some fizz and watching Next Top Model. Xxx

[MYOB]

Everything I do is manly

[vournikas]

Sending strongly worded e-mails, preferably using the phrase, 'Lack of veracity'



There is, of course, always an empty can of Red Bull in the car for when I'm feeling particularly inadequate

[Zetec-S]

Opening the bonnet of the car and pretending I know what everything does

[Puggit]

I serviced my chainsaw earlier in the week. Beat that

[generationx]

Agressively arguing about something completely inconsequential on an internet forum.

[phazed 11.83]

Being able to remove my engine without an engine hoist.

[fido]

Press-ups and planking.

[Tuvra]

fido said:

Press-ups and planking.

Really? Although it's a great exercise, planking seems very popular with the flat cocks in my gym, more so than the men actually.

In the gym, the ultimate "manly" exercise wold have to be pull ups or dead lifting with decent weight.

Checking the fluids, oil & tyres pressures on a car always feels manly.

[hman]

making a fire - thats caveman manly

[HTP99]

Wearing my pink Converse whilst out walking my white French Bulldog.

Edited by HTP99 on Thursday 20th July 09:06

[Monkeylegend]

Divorce settlements.

[Shakermaker]

Sitting in a pub with a pint of bitter, and discussing the best route options for any journey by road numbers, for a hypothetical journey.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Putting the bins out.

[MrBarry123]

Refusing to watch scary films because I'm such a wimp. And being able to wee whilst facing the toilet.