Caught peeing in the kettle.
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XJSJohn said:
911motorsport said:
got back from the pub and the wife caught me peeing into the kettle.
![rofl](/inc/images/rofl.gif)
Why not straight into the sink or in the back garden / back wall before you came in?!
i suppose at least t wasn't "number two's"
![hehe](/inc/images/hehe.gif)
H_Kan said:
It's always got to be the garden in this scenario!
Man, of all the things you could have used like a saucepan, it had to be the kettle??!?!!
I can imagine this'll be a funny one to try and explain tomorrow!![smile](/inc/images/smile.gif)
Be sure to keep us posted.
The kettle was the closest (second closest) thing to hand. Plus I thought it would be easy to sterilise. I feel a bit sick.Man, of all the things you could have used like a saucepan, it had to be the kettle??!?!!
I can imagine this'll be a funny one to try and explain tomorrow!
![smile](/inc/images/smile.gif)
Be sure to keep us posted.
Tunku said:
Well, it's a new kettle at the very least. ![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
Peing directly into a sink, or out of a window seems much more refined, considering. She may just be pissed off that she can't do the same.![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
Don't get me wrong, I know the correct protocol. I would have opted for the sink if it didnt have washing up in it, and I reckon she'd have been just as able with the kettle; it's a wide one with a fold flat handle (and now I think about it..............)![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
Peing directly into a sink, or out of a window seems much more refined, considering. She may just be pissed off that she can't do the same.
![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
911motorsport said:
Tunku said:
Well, it's a new kettle at the very least. ![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
Peing directly into a sink, or out of a window seems much more refined, considering. She may just be pissed off that she can't do the same.![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
Don't get me wrong, I know the correct protocol. I would have opted for the sink if it didnt have washing up in it, and I reckon she'd have been just as able with the kettle; it's a wide one with a fold flat handle (and now I think about it..............)![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
Peing directly into a sink, or out of a window seems much more refined, considering. She may just be pissed off that she can't do the same.
![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
XJSJohn said:
911motorsport said:
Tunku said:
Well, it's a new kettle at the very least. ![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
Peing directly into a sink, or out of a window seems much more refined, considering. She may just be pissed off that she can't do the same.![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
Don't get me wrong, I know the correct protocol. I would have opted for the sink if it didnt have washing up in it, and I reckon she'd have been just as able with the kettle; it's a wide one with a fold flat handle (and now I think about it..............)![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
Peing directly into a sink, or out of a window seems much more refined, considering. She may just be pissed off that she can't do the same.
![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
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just heard the 'thunderfoot' across the bedroom floor
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Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 9th March 02:29
Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 9th March 02:33
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