The PH thread of things you don't say to your missus.
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Cock Womble 7 said:
In a similar vein, when conversation with your new, first wife comes around to the minefield of a question that is "How many women have you slept with before?" do not reply with:
"I think you're number thirteen."
Or even better, count "one, two, three, four, five, you, seven, eight, nine. Oh, are we counting prossies too?""I think you're number thirteen."
Another one from me last night as I was drifting off to sleep.
Her: Papa Hotel, when are you going to shave? You're so hairy.
Me: Aye... Can you lift your legs off me?
So I wake up this morning to Silent & Moody Mrs Papa Hotel, it seems I made.fun of her "hairy legs."
Beware chaps, even the most innocent of comments will have repercussions.
Her: Papa Hotel, when are you going to shave? You're so hairy.
Me: Aye... Can you lift your legs off me?
So I wake up this morning to Silent & Moody Mrs Papa Hotel, it seems I made.fun of her "hairy legs."
Beware chaps, even the most innocent of comments will have repercussions.
OdramaSwimLaden said:
"Ok, Ok, Ok......you can come to the strip club"........................anyone who's made this mistake knows why.
If you haven't made it yet; don't.
I've had my missus in a strip club before. Actually, a few different establishments in Germany where it all comes off on stage. Got her a private dance too, she was enthralled by the abilities of the women. If you haven't made it yet; don't.
I'll just say this was one folly that worked in my favour.
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