Worse pain ever felt?

Worse pain ever felt?

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DannyScene

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Monday 12th December 2011
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Decided to start this thread inspired by my 'experience' at lunch time.

Had a lovely bottle of cherry coke with my lunch today, decided I needed to drain the tank so to speak before getting back to my desk, anyway long story short did my business up with the fly.
'ziiiip....PAIN!!!' Looked down only to find my manhood stuck in the cold metallic embrace of my zip.fk!
Possibly the 2nd worse pain I've experienced was unzipping the fly to realise the fella.

Share your pain stories or laugh me out of here your choice haha.

DannyScene

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Monday 12th December 2011
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Chicane-UK said:
Really which I hadn't googled that. At work.
+1

DannyScene

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Monday 12th December 2011
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
cs gas horrendous, truely awful, as is head butting a shelf pissed up and knocking myself out cold, when I woke the pain was pretty immense
Is CS gas another name for Mace? If so I've been maced and holy fk it hurts! I'd still rate my 'incident' higher though due to the shock and the 'Oh fk I've got to pull this out' moment.

DannyScene

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Tuesday 13th December 2011
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Well most of these stories make my incident look like a tickle.