Just the punchlines please

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I hope im not duplicating but how about a thread on punchlines? Just post the punchlines not the jokes.

Heres mine


............haven't you got anything smaller?

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while were on names, an oldy but goody....


yes, but stop calling me shirley

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chewing gum, what chewing gum? ive got bronchitis

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mybrainhurts said:

So your arse doesn't shut with a bang...

ha

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and then he said, thats the first time ive done that do i get to keep the piece of sweetcorn

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not at the moment madame i'm trying to change the spare wheel

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"hi my names Cess"

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"cock robin"

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and Keegan scores on the rebound

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i said prick his boil..............

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..........what you mean it can whistle to?

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but I dont use it as a rule!

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thats because we've amputated your arms

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at the funeral he had a finger buffett

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he can lob semen from 50 yards

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when you know his name is Fido

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wank break? we dont even have a tea break here

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it does everything, mars bars, snickers, bounty, the lot.

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Your jeans

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I dont think my arse will take another apple