Calling the Sexperts
Poll: Calling the Sexperts
Total Members Polled: 566
Discussion
Earlier today, I parked on the drive, was walking inside (house conversion into appartments) when I bumped into an attractive lady who seemed to have come from the mail pigeon holes, started chatted to her on the stairs. I was in a hurry, shamefully not giving her my full attention, but seem to remember her being dark-ish skinned, thirty-something, kinda pretty IIRC, (couldnt be more vague if I tried!) but what I remember most was her energy. She was very confidently charming, but also strangely confident. Kinda liked her.
Knowing someone had recently moved into the building, I asked if she was one of the new neighbours. She wasnt, said she was seeing a friend, and was knocking on her friends(?) door when I said goodbye - off I trotted.
Hopped into my car this evening, to find a note on the windscreen in an envelope addressed to Mobsta.
With her name changed, it read:
Hello my name is Sarah.
Today I met you on the
Stairs.
'Do you ever get lonely
Sometimes I do'
You may call me if you
like !! x
Tel 07892......
I mean come, on WTF.
Whats with the lonely comment? In quotes just like that, too!?!
Is this merely the sign of a cheeky lady - or the calling card of pay-as-you-go soliciting cat flap slapping devil-fornicator?
Is was wonderfully forward, I must admit.
Thing is, when I first walked into the building, she was standing by the pigeon holes. I had mail, so she might have seen my first name on one of my envelopes. And I dont think I actually remembered seeing her walk inside the middle floor appartment of 'her friend' either - I remember her knocking, and thinking at the time, it was funny she popped down to check her friends mail, and locked herself out. All of the doors here are normal, and dont shut by themselves.
I picked up a free ads paper on my way back this evening, going to scan through the dodgy numbers at the back to see if I can find hers.
Over to you lot. You may fire when ready etc...
Knowing someone had recently moved into the building, I asked if she was one of the new neighbours. She wasnt, said she was seeing a friend, and was knocking on her friends(?) door when I said goodbye - off I trotted.
Hopped into my car this evening, to find a note on the windscreen in an envelope addressed to Mobsta.
With her name changed, it read:
Hello my name is Sarah.
Today I met you on the
Stairs.
'Do you ever get lonely
Sometimes I do'
You may call me if you
like !! x
Tel 07892......
I mean come, on WTF.
Whats with the lonely comment? In quotes just like that, too!?!
Is this merely the sign of a cheeky lady - or the calling card of pay-as-you-go soliciting cat flap slapping devil-fornicator?
Is was wonderfully forward, I must admit.
Thing is, when I first walked into the building, she was standing by the pigeon holes. I had mail, so she might have seen my first name on one of my envelopes. And I dont think I actually remembered seeing her walk inside the middle floor appartment of 'her friend' either - I remember her knocking, and thinking at the time, it was funny she popped down to check her friends mail, and locked herself out. All of the doors here are normal, and dont shut by themselves.
I picked up a free ads paper on my way back this evening, going to scan through the dodgy numbers at the back to see if I can find hers.
Over to you lot. You may fire when ready etc...
LukeBird said:
Mobsta said:
or the calling card of pay-as-you-go soliciting cat flap slapping devil-fornicator?
Have to say, top form on the euphemisms tonight gents!
Couldnt find her number in the back of the local rag.
Been through my mail (that which I could find) and nothing had my first name on it.
Her calling card was a hand written letter, on writing paper, envelope sealed shut.
She called out a name when knocking on my neighbours door (very respectable neighbour, seems happy with husband and newborn, looks decent) but I cant remember my neighbours bloody first name, and there was no mail in her pigeon hole when I went down to check. Tomorrow mail might confirm the neighbours name, and that they probably do know each other.
king arthur said:
How does she know which is your car? And how do you know her real name isn't Sarah?
I wondered about the name, as it was spelt, erm, like Sayrah with a y. Only a different name. They Y was ever so slightly unusual.
Google returned zip, mobile appears squeaky clean.
308mate said:
Dude!
Whats wrong with you? Your poll options dont cover HALF of the possibilities.
What if she is just a decisive, forthright girl who fancied you and wanted a date?
What a shocking thought!
And you post here asdking what you should do?
Do you need me to tell you to wipe front to back, not back to front?
CALL her. Say you were pleased to get a note from her and ask when she would like to meet. Then find out for yourself what her story is.
Sheesh....
Sheesh? Whats wrong with you? Your poll options dont cover HALF of the possibilities.
What if she is just a decisive, forthright girl who fancied you and wanted a date?
What a shocking thought!
And you post here asdking what you should do?
Do you need me to tell you to wipe front to back, not back to front?
CALL her. Say you were pleased to get a note from her and ask when she would like to meet. Then find out for yourself what her story is.
Sheesh....
Chaps, I had and still have, no intention of calling this lady tonight and every intention of ringing her tomorrow, if only to confirm whether her entry point is rights-managed, or royalty free following pleasantries.
Gylen said:
I can't understand why you haven't called her yet?
Because Im working.And Im calling her tomorrow at a sociable hour.
Besides, the poll was Re: popular opinion on her weird 'im lonely' type message, not on whether I should call her...
Uhura_Fighter said:
I dont think anything bad of this note, I think it is kinda nice, met a lot of forward girls at uni, was she northern? 
Dont remember it being from oop norf, or I wouldnt have given it a second thought 
Nobody You Know said:
MK4 Slowride said:
Oh s
t really?
Classic trap used by 'Greckish Mongolids'. They're after the lining of your skull so they can bury it with some lavender and parsley. This helps the spirits to speak to the living and bring enlightenment to those bereft of thought.
You really have too much time on your hands....t really?Classic trap used by 'Greckish Mongolids'. They're after the lining of your skull so they can bury it with some lavender and parsley. This helps the spirits to speak to the living and bring enlightenment to those bereft of thought.
elster said:
You must have a very expensive car, or a chaved up car and she really is 16.
Or perhaps car is short for my caravan. It might be horse powered, and she might have been a tall, slim, dark skinned 30 year old Llama.Catz said:
Mobsta said:
Not you, you muppet.
ahem... me
Oh right ...ahem... me
Maybe it was that "hitman" persona she loved along with the Fiat Panda.
Maybe you're just good looking ... post a pic for the lady PHers and we'll let you know.
Gazboy said:
Perhaps she was looking at the mail to see if her mate was in before going up the stairs? Sure you can knock but if you see loads of post in a pigeon hole it kind of confirms someone isn't in.
I'd call her but hide any valuables if she comes around or you end up at ypur place after a night out, until you've decided she is a nutter or legit.
Ive known a few girls on the game in my time, never slept with one though. And Ive heard all sorts of stories, their side of things, the way some blokes like it, etc! But not enough about their own shady side of things, ie nicking what they can get their claws on, and running off with.I'd call her but hide any valuables if she comes around or you end up at ypur place after a night out, until you've decided she is a nutter or legit.
Either she is or she isnt. If she is, then I'll have a nice chat, then just leave her to it.
If she isnt, it wouldnt take more than a few minutes to decide, Id guess she'd be out with it in the first few minutes.
They dont cajole you into it, through the pretence of being unhoely, I dont think
Catz said:
Mobsta said:
Catz said:
Maybe you're just good looking ... post a pic for the lady PHers and we'll let you know.
Oh, I guess it cant hurt...
That says it all really.
We all know I sometimes feel lonely.
Do you sometimes feel the same, Catz?
You may PM me if you like ! x
Gazboy said:
Mobsta said:
Gazboy said:
Perhaps she was looking at the mail to see if her mate was in before going up the stairs? Sure you can knock but if you see loads of post in a pigeon hole it kind of confirms someone isn't in.
I'd call her but hide any valuables if she comes around or you end up at ypur place after a night out, until you've decided she is a nutter or legit.
Ive known a few girls on the game in my time, never slept with one though. And Ive heard all sorts of stories, their side of things, the way some blokes like it, etc! But not enough about their own shady side of things, ie nicking what they can get their claws on, and running off with.I'd call her but hide any valuables if she comes around or you end up at ypur place after a night out, until you've decided she is a nutter or legit.
Either she is or she isnt. If she is, then I'll have a nice chat, then just leave her to it.
If she isnt, it wouldnt take more than a few minutes to decide, Id guess she'd be out with it in the first few minutes.
They dont cajole you into it, through the pretence of being unhoely, I dont think
Gazboy said:
Girls can be forward, I've had shopgirls write their phone numbers on the back of my till receipts before.
Yeah, and if a shopman wrote "do you ever get lonely, sometimes I do" and put it on the windscreen of a girl he passed in the stairwell... Oh I dont know...
RustyCock at your service!
Catz!!Edited by Mobsta on Thursday 26th February 01:37
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