Things that annoy you beyond reason...?
Discussion
Just every now and then something annoys me to the point that I'd like to commit unreasonable and illegal levels of retribution to the person that is responsible.
For example, some politician that simply can't answer a question with a yes/no reply. I'd honestly like to smash their face in sometimes, which lets face it, is an unreasonable level of annoyance over something you cant really control.
Another example: Those overly excitable American 'Golf fans' that shout 'In the Hole' whenever Tiger Woods hits any kind of shot - even when teeing off on a par 5. Look you stupid cretin, it cant possibly be "in the hole" as the hole is 550 yards away! I want to smash their face in with a 7 iron over their sheer stupidity.
So what minor annoyances do people do that really gets your blood boiling to the level that just for a brief split second you'd risk your very freedom just for the satisfaction of putting them out of your misery? And what is your chosen method of wiping that smug fekers grin off their face....?
(obviously I'm expecting to be beaten up any second by the PH grammar and spelling police too).....
For example, some politician that simply can't answer a question with a yes/no reply. I'd honestly like to smash their face in sometimes, which lets face it, is an unreasonable level of annoyance over something you cant really control.
Another example: Those overly excitable American 'Golf fans' that shout 'In the Hole' whenever Tiger Woods hits any kind of shot - even when teeing off on a par 5. Look you stupid cretin, it cant possibly be "in the hole" as the hole is 550 yards away! I want to smash their face in with a 7 iron over their sheer stupidity.
So what minor annoyances do people do that really gets your blood boiling to the level that just for a brief split second you'd risk your very freedom just for the satisfaction of putting them out of your misery? And what is your chosen method of wiping that smug fekers grin off their face....?
(obviously I'm expecting to be beaten up any second by the PH grammar and spelling police too).....
Another one - those retards that try to force themselves into the lift as soon as the doors open despite the fact that people need to get out first. Its not going to suddenly leave you stranded on the first floor you dumb fat sweaty morons - it will wait for you to get in first!!!! I want to throw them off the mezanin balcony and see them impaled on the rotating security barrier below......
Edited by Tony*T3 on Monday 17th August 11:38
Flyzer said:
People (usuallly little old ladies) that pull out in front of you on a national speed limit road and proceed to drive along at 40MPH!!!
Dont pull out in front of me if you are not going to move!!!!!
You do realise that the speeds indicated by signs on the roadside are actually just the maximum allowed speed for that road, not the minimum, dont you.....?Dont pull out in front of me if you are not going to move!!!!!
Flyzer said:
Tony*T3 said:
Flyzer said:
People (usuallly little old ladies) that pull out in front of you on a national speed limit road and proceed to drive along at 40MPH!!!
Dont pull out in front of me if you are not going to move!!!!!
You do realise that the speeds indicated by signs on the roadside are actually just the maximum allowed speed for that road, not the minimum, dont you.....?Dont pull out in front of me if you are not going to move!!!!!
Much more annoying in my opinion is getting stuck behind someone doing 55 in a 60 zone. Like every other truck that’s doing a limited 55mph and is following his satnav instead of using the major trunk roads......
Little old ladies doing 40mph are easily despatched. (humanely!!!)
Cock Womble 7 said:
Blockbuster Video, for putting their rental DVDs in a little plastic sleeve and then putting that inside the DVD case.
Why not cut out the middle-man and just clip the DVD into the case like you're supposed to?
Because the DVD lives in the plastic sleeve, which has a barcode printed on it. This is scanned and tracked and means the disk can be booked in and out. You cant put a barcode directly on a dvd, as it wouldn't play.Why not cut out the middle-man and just clip the DVD into the case like you're supposed to?
Nero601 said:
LaserTam said:
Dont think this happened when I was young(er), but I am experiencing it more and more...
Teenagers and sometimes slightly older, walking across the road infront of cars with no intention of doing it quickly, with it seems a 'you can't run me over I am untouchable' type attitude. Really want to clip their heels with my bumper, and have to fight the urge everytime. My OH had a shouting match with one such individual the other day, traffic lights were green, but the 'pedestrian' thought that he had the right of way.. Suppose I would get done if I did hit them, but ohh its tempting.
yes , this a p warmer and no mistake Teenagers and sometimes slightly older, walking across the road infront of cars with no intention of doing it quickly, with it seems a 'you can't run me over I am untouchable' type attitude. Really want to clip their heels with my bumper, and have to fight the urge everytime. My OH had a shouting match with one such individual the other day, traffic lights were green, but the 'pedestrian' thought that he had the right of way.. Suppose I would get done if I did hit them, but ohh its tempting.
Poledriver said:
Going for a dump only to see a pair of muddy footprints on the seat!
Learn to sit on it like anyone else or lift it up and squat directly on the pan if you have to!
Just making sure their not giving birth to the son of some 'god' or other.... Learn to sit on it like anyone else or lift it up and squat directly on the pan if you have to!
Edited by Corsair7 on Tuesday 29th June 22:34
Lefty 200 Drams said:
Audi fanboys. Well, the ones who became fanboys after the titty TT was launched.
Old audis are cool. New ones (especially s-line tdis) are not.
They USED to be the thinking mans car. Not any more.
People that jump on the 'same old bandwagon'. Find something fresh and original to say FFS.Old audis are cool. New ones (especially s-line tdis) are not.
They USED to be the thinking mans car. Not any more.
Edited by Lefty 200 Drams on Thursday 15th July 08:53
Title said:
Things that annoy you beyond reason...?
Honda Jazz.Whenever I see that name on the 'car in front'. Does my fekin nut in. Driven by 'coffin dodgers' at [speed limit] - [Honda Jazz factor]. Also, guaranteed to stop at a give way line too, when theres clearly nothing coming....
Twincam16 said:
Plus things like Bing and Google that will suddenly decide, while you're typing a URL into the search bar at the top of the screen, they're rather you used their on-screen service instead, and will shift the cursor mid-type. As a result, when you press 'enter', you briefly get:
ww
w.pistonheads.com
Followed by 'Error 404 file not found'.
Just dont ever use 'www' again.ww
w.pistonheads.com
Followed by 'Error 404 file not found'.
Give it a try, go on. You dont even have to put 'http://' either.
pistonheads.com will work just fine....
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