Drunken belligerence

[Los Palmas 7]

This is me apologising in advance. I am currently necking Bradfords like they're going out of fashion.

Thing is, when I get a bit of the grog inside me I get a bit bolshy.

So, I am apologising to anyone who starts a pointless, effeminate, chavvy or basically crap thread this evening. I'm sorry for the torrent of abuse you are bound to receive.

Carry on.

[Los Palmas 7]

6655321 said:

Admitting the Chav inside is a brave thing, indeed...

Beg pardon?

[Los Palmas 7]

GTIR said:

You looking at my bird Leavesden boy!

Twat. Been up "The Living Room" recently?

[Los Palmas 7]

6655321 said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

6655321 said:

Admitting the Chav inside is a brave thing, indeed...

Beg pardon?

Cone on.. You have publicly admitted you are a cock when drunk. It is admiable that you can aknowledge the inner chav inside you. Well done.

Sir, I am necking Martinis, with olives. In a proper cocktail glass and what-not. I ain't some Stella drinking chav from your estate.

[Los Palmas 7]

Rotter, yes. Chav? fk off. fk right off and stay fked off.

[Los Palmas 7]

GTIR said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

GTIR said:

You looking at my bird Leavesden boy!

Twat. Been up "The Living Room" recently?

If "The living Room" is slang for some ghey activity then no.

The Living Room was a "famous" night club in Hemel, back in the day. (Before they knocked it down)

[Los Palmas 7]

DrTre said:

I feel dirty in saying this but...LP7 has a point...and I for one, sitting here feeling like death, am looking forward to an evening of watching from the sidelines as he wades into random threads, throwing insults left right and centre, before descending into "I love you. Really I do. You're my best mate" and then being found outside the P&P on the pavement, with a doner kebab singing "Dirty Old Town" then casually retching into the gutter.

But it has always been thus.

[Los Palmas 7]

Watford never got cool. You tt.

[Los Palmas 7]

By the way, I will do insult by proxy. If you want to slag someone off, but you haven't got the balls, PM me with your chosen insult and I'll post it on your behalf.

For a small fee.

[Los Palmas 7]

Commander Jameson. You are a cock.


(Dr Tre - for another fiver I could add "of the highest order".)

[Los Palmas 7]

Too easy

[Los Palmas 7]

CommanderJameson said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Too easy

I think you're scared of him. And he's looking at your pint.

I'm gonna punch him in the crotch.

[Los Palmas 7]

Stick your yams up your arse. Sideways.

[Los Palmas 7]

Jesus. I bet Sean Connery never felt like this the morning after drinking Martinis.

[Los Palmas 7]

DrTre said:

You're still a .

And proud of it.

I somehow got banned from the TV & Film forum (now rescinded).

Get me another coffee, would you petal?

[Los Palmas 7]

DrTre said:

how did you manage that?

Something about telling someone to stick something somewhere.

[Los Palmas 7]

Indeed.