Guy in the cubicle next to me...

Guy in the cubicle next to me...

Poll: Guy in the cubicle next to me...

Total Members Polled: 193

Fire a repeated run with the staple gun: 32
Buy him a supply of croissants: 16
Relieve myself into his milk carton 4 tommoro: 44
Seed his cereal with live baby cockroaches: 17
Swap his milk out for 3 month old stuff: 34
Slam his head into the Cereal bowl: 37
Nuke him from orbit: 37
Spike His Milk with Laxatives: 61
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Marquis_Rex

Original Poster:

7,377 posts

241 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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Guy in the cubicle/office next to me is having his breakfast very loudly- I can hear him munching and crunching away and slurping up the milk of his cereal and it's very early in the morning. Really pissing me off banghead
Should I...

edited to add just for AB- I'm in San Diego California-where it's a lovely morning wink

Edited by Marquis_Rex on Wednesday 21st October 16:25

Marquis_Rex

Original Poster:

7,377 posts

241 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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AndrewW-G said:
You forgot, sneak up behind him and slam his head into the cereal bowl
I'll add that- thank you!

Marquis_Rex

Original Poster:

7,377 posts

241 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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308mate said:
You havent included an option for "Build a bridge and get over it."

Breakfast too loud.....sheesh.



Now if it was breakfast too smelly, that's a whole other matter.

Edited by 308mate on Wednesday 21st October 16:33
That option is for the humourless woosies though- so it wasn't included wink

Marquis_Rex

Original Poster:

7,377 posts

241 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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GreenDog said:
BoRED S2upid said:
Why is he eating his breakfast in the toilet?.
My first thought too smile
I think you're confusing San Francisco with San Diego...

Marquis_Rex

Original Poster:

7,377 posts

241 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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Nolar Dog said:
Get a job where you do the evening shift?
Then I wouldn't be able to surf and catch all of you merry lot in the morning frown

Marquis_Rex

Original Poster:

7,377 posts

241 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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Nice to see PHers as filthy minded as ever-judging by the poll results.

Marquis_Rex

Original Poster:

7,377 posts

241 months

Friday 23rd October 2009
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
why was there no tab to say "should I just get a life?"

wink
A life likes yours perhaps, donning San Diego and my Challenger, Porsche, BMW and Ram to live in Milton Keynes driving around in a Subaru? Thanks wink

(but no thanks)









What a bunch of miserable humourless tossers!

Edited by Marquis_Rex on Friday 23 October 16:01