Who gets to go to heaven?

Who gets to go to heaven?

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flyingjase

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3,067 posts

233 months

Friday 6th November 2009
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This is one for the theologists amongst us

Who goes to heaven?

Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)

I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?

Where does it end?

Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven

Anyone know???





flyingjase

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3,067 posts

233 months

Friday 6th November 2009
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V8mate said:
No idea. No chance of me going there.

Much more fun spending an eternity in hell!
Cool, see you there. Fingers crossed it's toasty warm.

flyingjase

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3,067 posts

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Friday 6th November 2009
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BBL-Sean said:
If I understand the situation correctly, there are no bad girls in heaven. fk that.
That's my kind of talk

Bad girls love it up 'um (like posh birds)

flyingjase

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3,067 posts

233 months

Saturday 7th November 2009
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sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
This is one for the theologists amongst us

Who goes to heaven?

Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)

I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?

Where does it end?

Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven

Anyone know???
You won't "Jase", you seem like a unspiriutal ct.


EFA "a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company." Eye of a Needle IIRC

What are these 'Business Awards' apart from an other wife fking event at a 4* ste local hotel with your shiny face in the local rag? no "Jase" you are going to hell, enjoy it why it lasts.

EFA II "2005" WTF?




Edited by sday12 on Friday 6th November 23:50
Hilarious!!

1. I know I’m going to hell - I've already admitted it earlier in this thread

2. I have no idea what the hell (pardon the pun) that you are talking about (2005 / business link) I hate business link, they are ste. So 2 + 2 = 5 in your book obviously

3. If you know about wife fking in 4 star hotels perhaps you can pass the secret onto the rest of us!!

Maybe get your facts right before you go on a tirade


ETA a link to my opinion of business linnk in an old thread

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/GASSING/topic.asp?h=0...

Edited by flyingjase on Saturday 7th November 00:04

flyingjase

Original Poster:

3,067 posts

233 months

Saturday 7th November 2009
quotequote all
sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
This is one for the theologists amongst us

Who goes to heaven?

Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)

I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?

Where does it end?

Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven

Anyone know???
You won't "Jase", you seem like a unspiriutal ct.


EFA "a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company." Eye of a Needle IIRC

What are these 'Business Awards' apart from an other wife fking event at a 4* ste local hotel with your shiny face in the local rag? no "Jase" you are going to hell, enjoy it why it lasts.

EFA II "2005" WTF?




Edited by sday12 on Friday 6th November 23:50
Hilarious!!

1. I know I’m going to hell - I've already admitted it earlier in this thread

2. I have no idea what the hell (pardon the pun) that you are talking about (2005 / business link) I hate business link, they are ste. So 2 + 2 = 5 in your book obviously

3. If you know about wife fking in 4 star hotels perhaps you can pass the secret onto the rest of us!!

Maybe get your facts right before you go on a tirade
On your profile:

Cantarus - In excess of 30 year's experience in top consulting houses has led to the foundation of Cantarus, an independent IT solutions provider. We specialise in mobile solutions, including mobile CRM alongside bespoke application and web development and security. Our range of services means we can deliver end-to-end solutions for your business including IT strategy and the oft-overlooked training and professional support aspects. Cantarus - a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company.
Yes and Cantarus (who is roadsweeper on this website) looked after me with some IT issues I was having so I recomended him. Pardon me for looking afer a fellow petrolhead

Conclusions, jump to, maybe you should chill out a bit before you go off on one

flyingjase

Original Poster:

3,067 posts

233 months

Saturday 7th November 2009
quotequote all
sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
sday12 said:
flyingjase said:
This is one for the theologists amongst us

Who goes to heaven?

Let’s assume that I’ve been a good boy all my life and at the pearly gates the big man lets me in (unlikely and purely hypothetical)

I’d love to think that my 2 boys (a border collie and a lab/alsatian cross) would join me up there, but they are dogs so would JC let them in? If yes, would they also let my cat in? Or maybe my chickens and ducks?

Where does it end?

Are we so arrogant that the only life form that goes to heaven are homo sapiens?
Next time you swat a fly then think that you may meet him / her in heaven

Anyone know???
You won't "Jase", you seem like a unspiriutal ct.


EFA "a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company." Eye of a Needle IIRC

What are these 'Business Awards' apart from an other wife fking event at a 4* ste local hotel with your shiny face in the local rag? no "Jase" you are going to hell, enjoy it why it lasts.

EFA II "2005" WTF?




Edited by sday12 on Friday 6th November 23:50
Hilarious!!

1. I know I’m going to hell - I've already admitted it earlier in this thread

2. I have no idea what the hell (pardon the pun) that you are talking about (2005 / business link) I hate business link, they are ste. So 2 + 2 = 5 in your book obviously

3. If you know about wife fking in 4 star hotels perhaps you can pass the secret onto the rest of us!!

Maybe get your facts right before you go on a tirade
On your profile:

Cantarus - In excess of 30 year's experience in top consulting houses has led to the foundation of Cantarus, an independent IT solutions provider. We specialise in mobile solutions, including mobile CRM alongside bespoke application and web development and security. Our range of services means we can deliver end-to-end solutions for your business including IT strategy and the oft-overlooked training and professional support aspects. Cantarus - a Business Link 'Celebration of Success 2005' award-winning company.
Yes and Cantarus (who is roadsweeper on this website) looked after me with some IT issues I was having so I recomended him. Pardon me for looking afer a fellow petrolhead

Conclusions, jump to, maybe you should chill out a bit before you go off on one
grumpy Sorry, bad week, religion as strong point with the missus, have a good one beerhippy
No worries, will do and you

Religion not such an issue for me (in case you hadn't noticed!)