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When I was 22 I had some surgery. An operation particularly popular in the jewish community. Yeah, that one.
The operation was performed under a general anaesthetic but during the op they also give your todger a local, which outlasts the general to give you a few more hours of pain-free genitalia.
When I woke up from the general, I was told to have a pee to make sure there was no discomfort and then told to go home. I was also told to stay at home, not go out and that it was probably best to just go to bed.
Balls to that. I wanted to go and see Gone In 60 Seconds at the cinema. So, with a friend, I went to see Mong Cage steal some cars.
I believe it was the first scene that shows Eleanor that the local anaesthetic wore off.
Sat in a crowded cinema with your penis on fire isn't a particularly pleasant affair but discovered that so long as I didn't move more than 1mm in any direction, it wasn't too bad, so I stayed for the end of the film.
I'm not sure how you quantify dignity but I lost a lot of it as I waddled back to the car like a constipated John Wayne. Oh yes, the car! I drove an Elise at the time. Ingress and egress aren't pleasant at the best of times but after 10 minutes of biting my hand and moaning, I did manage to get into the Elise and managed to drive home in 2nd gear, because I discovered that depressing the clutch caused rather a lot of pain.
I got home and went to bed. Waking up the next morning and finding that the once snow white sheets now resembled the backdrop to a Japanese slasher movie was the final unpleasant highlight in this tale.
The operation was performed under a general anaesthetic but during the op they also give your todger a local, which outlasts the general to give you a few more hours of pain-free genitalia.
When I woke up from the general, I was told to have a pee to make sure there was no discomfort and then told to go home. I was also told to stay at home, not go out and that it was probably best to just go to bed.
Balls to that. I wanted to go and see Gone In 60 Seconds at the cinema. So, with a friend, I went to see Mong Cage steal some cars.
I believe it was the first scene that shows Eleanor that the local anaesthetic wore off.
Sat in a crowded cinema with your penis on fire isn't a particularly pleasant affair but discovered that so long as I didn't move more than 1mm in any direction, it wasn't too bad, so I stayed for the end of the film.
I'm not sure how you quantify dignity but I lost a lot of it as I waddled back to the car like a constipated John Wayne. Oh yes, the car! I drove an Elise at the time. Ingress and egress aren't pleasant at the best of times but after 10 minutes of biting my hand and moaning, I did manage to get into the Elise and managed to drive home in 2nd gear, because I discovered that depressing the clutch caused rather a lot of pain.
I got home and went to bed. Waking up the next morning and finding that the once snow white sheets now resembled the backdrop to a Japanese slasher movie was the final unpleasant highlight in this tale.
k me that was pain.
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