Someone kicked **** out of my snowman :(

[moanthebairns]

I built a snowman yesterday, he was kitted out with a hard hat safety specs and a high vis vest.
Within a hour someone had stolen the clothes and knocked fk out of him.
why!!!!
Pointless post I know but I'm snowed in

[moanthebairns]

Exactly snowmen are people too!

[moanthebairns]

I'm tempted to build another one.
Along with 100 snowballs with stones in them and hide in the wheelie bin and wait for the s to come back.
Once I see them lay a finger on my mate I'll comence bombing the fk out of them with pre packed death balls from above.
Saying that I'll probably sit on my arse watching Jeremy Kyle today.

[moanthebairns]

How am I a ned? Rugbyman
I assumed I would hear them coming and gossiping on how funny it will be to set about my snowman that's when id pounce like some north American mountain cat

[moanthebairns]

Come dine with me isn't on till 5 though

[moanthebairns]

Rugbyman said:

Im amazed we havent had a 'show us your snowman' thread yet ...?

I second this. Ph isn't what it used to be.

[moanthebairns]

If that's the case mines should be easily recognisable if he's up there.
I used blue drain tracking dye for it's buttons eyes nose and mouth

[moanthebairns]

Dixie68 said:

Carfolio said:

Kicked the **** out of = kicked the snow out of?

Kicked the sleet out of him. Got him right inna snowballs.

Ha ha genuine laugh out loud moment