Sex drive and age?

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Mr Pies

8,863 posts

189 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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PoleDriver said:
Just out of interest, do people understand the term 'Sex-drive' as:-

1) How many times a day they want to do it?
2) How many times a day they'd like to do it?
3) How many times a day they actually do it?
4) A journey in Katie Price's Range Rover?
4 for me.

I've wanted to smash that slag for as long as I can remember.

Pints

18,444 posts

196 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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PoleDriver said:
Just out of interest, do people understand the term 'Sex-drive' as:-

1) How many times a day they want to do it?
2) How many times a day they'd like to do it?
3) How many times a day they actually do it?
4) A journey in Katie Price's Range Rover?
1

Although that number is very different to 3.

PoleDriver

28,667 posts

196 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Good times are when 3 exceeds 1 smile

Gary11

4,162 posts

203 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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WorAl said:
Try leaving yourself alone for a few days. You'll find you still can, as I did when my chest rug got custard all over it.

And no, I wasn't lying on my back with my arse up the wall trying to paste my face.
WTF?

Steffan

10,362 posts

230 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Gary11 said:
WorAl said:
Try leaving yourself alone for a few days. You'll find you still can, as I did when my chest rug got custard all over it.

And no, I wasn't lying on my back with my arse up the wall trying to paste my face.
WTF?
An activity of questionable practicality, involving significant risk, of serious disability in consequence. Not a good game. Or AFASIK actually possible for the majority.

Zwolf

25,867 posts

208 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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BettySwollocks2 said:
the land only men know about...
Some day you'll get to find out that women also have a land of their own that's pretty much the same as men's in concept.

New POD

3,851 posts

152 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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bhstewie said:
Here's a question for the "older" ones amongst us - at what point does the age limits of people you find attractive/perv on start to creep up?

I'm just wondering at what point it suddenly seems slightly creepy to leer at 20 year olds or if as you get older suddenly you find yourself feeling a bit grubby if they're under 30 and so on..
I'd say if your neice is older than your girlfriend, then you're doing well.

VinceFox

20,566 posts

174 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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one thing you do find as you get older is that for the MOST part, the age of a woman is inversely proportional to her ability and lack of boundaries.

Steffan

10,362 posts

230 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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VinceFox said:
one thing you do find as you get older is that for the MOST part, the age of a woman is inversely proportional to her ability and lack of boundaries.
How true, how true, I have yet to find a frigid woman over 40. Despite manful efforts and immense application. The older they get the more relaxed. inventive, unshockable and better lovers they make, they are AFAICS.

I have tried everything I can think of but nothing phases them on any way. There would appear to be absolutely no limits, certainly nothing I can think of. And I am trying, believe me I am trying. They just are utterly glorious.

MrMoonyMan

2,584 posts

213 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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This thread is making me feel more and more foolish for turning down sex with an insatiable 39 year old the other day.

Dammit.

Steffan

10,362 posts

230 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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MrMoonyMan said:
This thread is making me feel more and more foolish for turning down sex with an insatiable 39 year old the other day.

Dammit.
In some 50 years of bonking I have never regretted one episode. I have regretted every missed opportunity. What you do not enjoy in this life you never enjoy. One reason why I am a volupturian.

However there must be limits. Too much of a good thing, as I know to my cost, can be very bad. Life ending bad if you try the chemo's.


Zwolf

25,867 posts

208 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Steffan said:
In some 50 years of bonking I have never regretted one episode. I have regretted every missed opportunity. What you do not enjoy in this life you never enjoy.
Amen.


VinceFox

20,566 posts

174 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Zwolf said:
Steffan said:
In some 50 years of bonking I have never regretted one episode. I have regretted every missed opportunity. What you do not enjoy in this life you never enjoy.
Amen.
Aye. How often did you regret what came after tho?

Steffan

10,362 posts

230 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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VinceFox said:
Zwolf said:
Steffan said:
In some 50 years of bonking I have never regretted one episode. I have regretted every missed opportunity. What you do not enjoy in this life you never enjoy.
Amen.
Aye. How often did you regret what came after tho?
Personally never, Volupturian's do not favour regrets. Too limiting.

I have been extremely fortunate with my women. I do believe also they all knew exactly what I was really like before getting involved. I certainly hope so I am pretty direct with my intentions from the start.

No women has ever failed to deliver every promise offer or apparent friendly smile, made to me, totally, in the fullness of time, as a relationship developed. In later years, I have frequently been caught out by the boldness of women offering explicitly sexual conduct before we really went out together. I caught up pretty quickly.

Women now are far more aware, interesting, confidant, above all independent than the girls were when I was a teenager. I think that makes for much better more open relationships and better times together.

I have been treated incredibly well by every woman I have ever loved, enjoyed, lived with or married. Unfortunately, the same is not true for the women who loved me. That is my downside.

VinceFox

20,566 posts

174 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Steffan said:
VinceFox said:
Zwolf said:
Steffan said:
In some 50 years of bonking I have never regretted one episode. I have regretted every missed opportunity. What you do not enjoy in this life you never enjoy.
Amen.
Aye. How often did you regret what came after tho?
Personally never, Volupturian's do not favour regrets. Too limiting.

I have been extremely fortunate with my women. I do believe also they all knew exactly what I was really like before getting involved. I certainly hope so I am pretty direct with my intentions from the start.

No women has ever failed to deliver every promise offer or apparent friendly smile, made to me, totally, in the fullness of time, as a relationship developed. In later years, I have frequently been caught out by the boldness of women offering explicitly sexual conduct before we really went out together. I caught up pretty quickly.

Women now are far more aware, interesting, confidant, above all independent than the girls were when I was a teenager. I think that makes for much better more open relationships and better times together.

I have been treated incredibly well by every woman I have ever loved, enjoyed, lived with or married. Unfortunately, the same is not true for the women who loved me. That is my downside.
Alright adrian mole, calm down.


I tell you what tho, youre right about the awareness and confidence. In the last thirty years this has changed immeasurably for women. Thank fk.

Zwolf

25,867 posts

208 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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VinceFox said:
How often did you regret what came after tho?
Not once. I knew the risks as well as the rewards and made my choice accordingly. On my deathbed, the only things I plan to regret are the many things I did not do, rather than a single one that I did.

So non, je ne regrette rien.

VinceFox

20,566 posts

174 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Evenin' Z.

Zwolf

25,867 posts

208 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Evenin' V. hehe

VinceFox

20,566 posts

174 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Ive often regretted the harm my actions have caused.


Changedmyname

12,545 posts

183 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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VinceFox said:
Ive often regretted the harm my actions have caused.
That's deep.