Banjo String

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VEA

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4,785 posts

202 months

Wednesday 7th July 2010
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andyjo1982 said:
VEA said:
snakeswitht1ts said:
I have done this before. Hurts like hell. Word of advice, don't go out, get steamed, forget you have done it and take a girl back to yours. No one is left happy with how that works out.
Exactly how I did it the second time a week later!

Same girl mind.
The 'second' time yikes
Yeah the second was considerably worse than the first. You should have seen the state of my sheets!

yazza54

18,669 posts

182 months

Wednesday 7th July 2010
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VEA said:
OK, so I have been asked by a "friend" to post this question up wink
I'm sure you'll be fine.

Google [bot]

6,682 posts

182 months

Wednesday 7th July 2010
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bonsai said:
Maybe you're managing to arouse your partner to sufficient lubrication levels that friction is no longer an issue.
That's another benefit, you don't have to waste time with all that nonsense.

F i F

44,288 posts

252 months

Thursday 8th July 2010
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Wait until the 4th, 5th or 6th.

Eventually you will be able to unravel it like a sock hehe
this ^^ hehe

jshell

11,087 posts

206 months

Thursday 8th July 2010
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Driller said:
What in God's name were you was he doing to do this? yikes

There have been several stories now of folk "breaking their banjo strings" on PH...have I lived a sheltered life, is it due to some sort of decadent sexual exploit that I'm not aware of?











Hope it gets better soon...
You're obviously not putting enough effort in.... :-)

VEA

Original Poster:

4,785 posts

202 months

Thursday 8th July 2010
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Driller said:
What in God's name were you was he doing to do this? yikes

There have been several stories now of folk "breaking their banjo strings" on PH...have I lived a sheltered life, is it due to some sort of decadent sexual exploit that I'm not aware of?

Hope it gets better soon...

Edited by Driller on Tuesday 6th July 21:45
I just spotted your name...

Elskeggso

3,100 posts

188 months

Thursday 8th July 2010
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Been there, done that, got the bloody t-shirt (and bloody bed sheets), I went to my GP who referred me to a urologist.

dirty boy

14,718 posts

210 months

Thursday 8th July 2010
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Been there, done that.

As a 16 year old. A girl I was with started getting all excited with my todger, sadly, her education on the penis to that date was "it's in his pants" and she proceeeded to try and pull my foreskin over my bks!

I've never seen so much blood in all my life!

Anyway, give it time, it will heal fine.

VEA

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4,785 posts

202 months

Thursday 8th July 2010
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dirty boy said:
Been there, done that.

As a 16 year old. A girl I was with started getting all excited with my todger, sadly, her education on the penis to that date was "it's in his pants" and she proceeeded to try and pull my foreskin over my bks!

I've never seen so much blood in all my life!

Anyway, give it time, it will heal fine.
That must have been quite an experience!

M400 NBL

3,529 posts

213 months

Thursday 8th July 2010
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This is fking hilarious and belongs in the lounge hehe

A ripped foreskin can be painful apparently whistle

Zad

12,713 posts

237 months

Thursday 8th July 2010
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Quite a large proportion of adult males have a tight frenulum (so the urologist told me anyway). Basically it isn't as stretchy as the rest of the skin there, so it is under quite a lot of tension and so prone to breakage (and can give you a wonky todger). I have no idea if it is, but this sort of thing should be in that Haynes manual!

yazza54

18,669 posts

182 months

Friday 9th July 2010
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Does it actually do anything or is it one of natures fk ups like the appendix ??

yazza54

18,669 posts

182 months

Friday 9th July 2010
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Does it actually do anything or is it one of natures fk ups like the appendix ??

VEA

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4,785 posts

202 months

Friday 9th July 2010
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yazza54 said:
Does it actually do anything or is it one of natures fk ups like the appendix ??
good point, my bet is it's useless!

Sheets Tabuer

19,105 posts

216 months

Friday 9th July 2010
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Posted twice, must be urgent hehe

yazza54

18,669 posts

182 months

Friday 9th July 2010
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Wonder if it could be removed witha brick and a rusty spoon..

VEA

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4,785 posts

202 months

Friday 9th July 2010
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yazza54 said:
Wonder if it could be removed witha brick and a rusty spoon..
Give it a bash and get back to us!

defblade

7,463 posts

214 months

Friday 9th July 2010
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Devilstreak said:
No sex or anything for around 6 weeks should heal it. That's what my GP said to me. And yes 6 weeks is a bloody long time..
I guess you're not married (or not faithful wink ).

I Dreeeeeaaaammmmmm of every six weeks biggrin

Skeksis

70 posts

177 months

Friday 9th July 2010
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Managed to tear mine a couple of weeks back, bled for a good 6 hours, seems fine now though.

Ended up explaining it to some women on the NHS direct line, said I needed to put it in ice water - Sod that!

Got a couple of weeks until the G/F gets back from the US so hopefully it'll have enough time to prevent a repeat performance!

Devilstreak

8,088 posts

182 months

Friday 9th July 2010
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defblade said:
Devilstreak said:
No sex or anything for around 6 weeks should heal it. That's what my GP said to me. And yes 6 weeks is a bloody long time..
I guess you're not married (or not faithful wink ).

I Dreeeeeaaaammmmmm of every six weeks biggrin
hehe