Diagnose Me

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Dizeee

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18,404 posts

208 months

Tuesday 31st August 2010
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Im feeling better now. Went down the gym, and apparently everybody has this "bug".

Funny that the jacuzzi was deep cleaned and emptied last week.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

257 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Dizeee said:
Im feeling better now. Went down the gym,
No, actually, you're dead. You're only imagining all this....smile

goldblum

10,272 posts

169 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Dizzee -

'Funny that the jacuzzi was deep cleaned and emptied last week.'

Don't you mean 'pumped out'?

ShadownINja

76,579 posts

284 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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"Flushed"?

goldblum

10,272 posts

169 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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ShadownINja said:
"Flushed"?
A toilet is what I imagine a jacuzzi in a weights gym would be like (syntax!)

In 25 yrs of doing weights I've seen some of the most horrible sweaty,dirty,steroid injecting,

cocaine abusing,drinking,tattooed, musclebound,bleeding and stitched - up freaks/doormen/bodybuilders

and the thought that someone would get into a jacuzzi not knowing whats been left behind by the previous user makes me shudder.

Dizzee - if you must indulge/have a dirty water fetish then get some inoculations!

Diptheria would be a start..

ShadownINja

76,579 posts

284 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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<shudders> Doesn't the hot water kill the germs, though?

goldblum

10,272 posts

169 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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ShadownINja said:
<shudders> Doesn't the hot water kill the germs, though?
For hot water to kill germs it would be too hot to 'bathe/absorb other peoples filth' in.

Although washing up liquid/soap works better with hot...

Anyway might be the cleanest jacuzzi in the world but I still wouldn't get in the motherfker.

ShadownINja

76,579 posts

284 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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hehe

I tried one once for 5 minutes and it was too goddamn hot for my liking.

Mazda Baiter

37,068 posts

190 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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ShadownINja said:
<shudders> Doesn't the hot water kill the germs, though?
The 34-36 degrees that Jacuzzis are meant to be is pretty close to body temperture, therefore if it thrives in the body (ie enough the attack your immune system and give you a crappy virus) it will do just fine in a jacuzzi.

Imagine a big pool of bacteria and you will be just about there. hehe

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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You may have caught "the Gay"!!!

ShadownINja

76,579 posts

284 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Mazda Baiter said:
ShadownINja said:
<shudders> Doesn't the hot water kill the germs, though?
The 34-36 degrees that Jacuzzis are meant to be is pretty close to body temperture, therefore if it thrives in the body (ie enough the attack your immune system and give you a crappy virus) it will do just fine in a jacuzzi.

Imagine a big pool of bacteria and you will be just about there. hehe
Ah, bacteria soup.