Effing cancer is an effing effer, frankly
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Dibble said:
Tango 13, if I could just make one tiny suggestion? Elisabeth Shue to do the prostate checks? I don't mind a non speaking part if she agrees.
And that's a Sunday lunchtime f
k you cancer, with yorkshires and all the trimmings.
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Boshly said:
I had my cancer cut out in a 6.5 hour op two days ago. That showed the b
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just need to check for any lurking 'eggs' in the next few days and zap the b
ds if they're there.
I'm intending on hanging around for a while at least!
All the best for a speedy recovery, Boshly. ![](/inc/images/censored.gif)
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I'm intending on hanging around for a while at least!
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Dibble said:
Boshly said:
I had my cancer cut out in a 6.5 hour op two days ago. That showed the b
d
just need to check for any lurking 'eggs' in the next few days and zap the b
ds if they're there.
I'm intending on hanging around for a while at least!
All the best for a speedy recovery, Boshly. ![](/inc/images/censored.gif)
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I'm intending on hanging around for a while at least!
Have your very own, personal issue "f
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Boshly said:
I had my cancer cut out in a 6.5 hour op two days ago. That showed the b
d
just need to check for any lurking 'eggs' in the next few days and zap the b
ds if they're there.
I'm intending on hanging around for a while at least!
You ain't going anywhere Andy because collectively we're going to wedge cancers teeth on the kerb and jump on the back of its f![](/inc/images/censored.gif)
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I'm intending on hanging around for a while at least!
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Be mean to it brother!
Just lost my Mum to cancer on Wednesday afternoon (spread breast-> spine-> brain & kidneys). It is a f
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of a disease and I hate it so I'll wear the hat / T-shirt. Hospice were great, St Helier hospital somewhat less so.
We did have a lovely Christmas together so I am remembering that and the other happy times.
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We did have a lovely Christmas together so I am remembering that and the other happy times.
drivin_me_nuts said:
Dibble said:
Boshly said:
I had my cancer cut out in a 6.5 hour op two days ago. That showed the b
d
just need to check for any lurking 'eggs' in the next few days and zap the b
ds if they're there.
I'm intending on hanging around for a while at least!
All the best for a speedy recovery, Boshly. ![](/inc/images/censored.gif)
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I'm intending on hanging around for a while at least!
Have your very own, personal issue "f
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All the best Boshly. I know how you must be feeling. Think positive.
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Dibble said:
Tango 13, if I could just make one tiny suggestion? Elisabeth Shue to do the prostate checks? I don't mind a non speaking part if she agrees.
And that's a Sunday lunchtime f
k you cancer, with yorkshires and all the trimmings.
She's in part II, 'Pissing unleaded onto cancer so it burns in hell like the lowlife chickensAnd that's a Sunday lunchtime f
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How about I cast her as the tearful blonde in part one who is inspired to eradicate cancer and t
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Also, is it invite only to the stomping that Boshly's
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Tango13 said:
Dibble said:
Tango 13, if I could just make one tiny suggestion? Elisabeth Shue to do the prostate checks? I don't mind a non speaking part if she agrees.
And that's a Sunday lunchtime f
k you cancer, with yorkshires and all the trimmings.
She's in part II, 'Pissing unleaded onto cancer so it burns in hell like the lowlife chickensAnd that's a Sunday lunchtime f
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How about I cast her as the tearful blonde in part one who is inspired to eradicate cancer and t
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Also, is it invite only to the stomping that Boshly's
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However, as the OP of thread (and apologies to Boshly in advance if I've just exceeded ma authoriteh), please feel free to join me in another rousing chorus of "f
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Once more, from the top, with feeling. First violins, try and keep to tempo this time please.
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Two of my best mates lost their mums to it. Found out my dad had it only for him to go through treatment, think he'd beaten it and then it came back 6 months later. Less than 2 months before he was due to retire and actually live his life after working his arse off to get our family in a great position. It's certainly changed my out look on life. Cancer is just a complete and utter
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br d said:
Top stuff Bosh! f
k it right off!
Love the Aliens reference. In true PH style we should definitely f
king nuke cancer from orbit.
I'm thinking nuking from orbit might work, whereas throwing a can of Red Bull at it, or sending it a strongly worded e-mail probably wouldn't cut it.![](/inc/images/censored.gif)
Love the Aliens reference. In true PH style we should definitely f
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However, a hearty "f
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Stay positive, Boshly.
And chins up to all the other PHers who are going, or have been through similar, either fighting it themselves, or loved ones who have/are.
Shaw Tarse said:
Dibble said:
Tango 13, if I could just make one tiny suggestion? Elisabeth Shue to do the prostate checks? I don't mind a non speaking part if she agrees.
And that's a Sunday lunchtime f
k you cancer, with yorkshires and all the trimmings.
OK, if Rachel Stevens is checking plumsAnd that's a Sunday lunchtime f
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"This is absurd. I thought I was checking for lumps on my testes, but I ended up masturbating over Rachel Stevens - I'm confused... On the other hand (literally), research shows that masturbation decreases the risk of testicular cancer, so everything's turned out great!"
How does one delicately put it that one is expected to sucumb at some point to fking Cancer (secondary breast cancer treatable but not curable - "we can delay the inevitable but it will get you in the end").
My poor OH gets very upset if I say I'm quite happy if I take a corner too fast in eth car and crash it and kill myself cos then I can truly say "fk You Cancer". To the extent he doesn't like me road driving any more - I get to drink, he gets to drive. He's not so worried about the speed stuff - he knows I love my car more than him so won't willingly harm it, but when I suggested another tiger safari and that if I had a close up with a tigger it would be open arms and "enjoy - fk you Cancer" he wasn't took keen on that either.
Funny how having a terminal diagnosis blackens one's humour in this respect but others get so up tight when you express yourself.
Nina
My poor OH gets very upset if I say I'm quite happy if I take a corner too fast in eth car and crash it and kill myself cos then I can truly say "fk You Cancer". To the extent he doesn't like me road driving any more - I get to drink, he gets to drive. He's not so worried about the speed stuff - he knows I love my car more than him so won't willingly harm it, but when I suggested another tiger safari and that if I had a close up with a tigger it would be open arms and "enjoy - fk you Cancer" he wasn't took keen on that either.
Funny how having a terminal diagnosis blackens one's humour in this respect but others get so up tight when you express yourself.
Nina
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