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[hornetrider]

The ITV coverage was a fking joke as usual.

Case in point, SG and DK in post match interviews, second question from the knobend that is Gabriel Clark: How do you assess Andy Carroll's performance today? Next up, KK post-match interview: So Kenny, how do you assess Andy Carroll's performance today?

Cut to that fat prick Stiles in the studio: God, the don't half go on about Andy Carroll do they, it's like they are protesting too much.

Eh? It's your fking interviewer asking the stupid dumbass fking questions you fat mother fker!!!!



/breathe

[CIE560]

Completely agree, I don't stick around for the pre, half time or post match garbage they have.

PS I'll give you the 10/10 for that one.

[johnxjsc1985]

North West Tom said:

ITV are ste when it comes to football, particularly Adrian Chiles.

bring back Gerald Sinstadt and Brian Moore.Is it Gabriel Clarke that ask's all the dumb questions.regards the crowd that was probably one of the less hostile games we have had.Anyone else see the piece about UTD having to play 2 home games at Anfield in 1971.

[Black can man]

Brian moore is dead i believe

[hornetrider]

Black can man said:

Brian moore is dead i believe

And your point?

[essexplumber]

Football commentary hasn't been the same since the Tyler-Gray partnership split. No more "Take a bow son, take a bow" or "Little Aaron Lennon, alive, bright!"

fking Alan Smith, boring dull Yam Yam drone.

[Black can man]

hornetrider said:

Black can man said:

Brian moore is dead i believe

And your point?

John said bring him back , thats all

he's dead , so he can't come back .

sorry

[North West Tom]

But we do have...



My word.

Edited by North West Tom on Saturday 28th January 17:40

[hornetrider]

Black can man said:

hornetrider said:

Black can man said:

Brian moore is dead i believe

And your point?

John said bring him back , thats all

he's dead , so he can't come back .

sorry

You missed my point, shall I explain?

John wants him back because he'd do a better job than Chiles. You said he's dead. I said, "and your point?"

The implication of course being that he would do a better job than Chiles even though he is, in fact, dead.

It's never funny when you have to explain it.

[CIE560]

It's ok, I got it and it raised a chuckle, hornyrider.

[hornetrider]

essexplumber said:

Football commentary hasn't been the same since the Tyler-Gray partnership split. No more "Take a bow son, take a bow" or "Little Aaron Lennon, alive, bright!"

fking Alan Smith, boring dull Yam Yam drone.

The best bit of commentary Andy Gray ever did, FACT. And I bet you all know what it is before you click on it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM5XP-Ps7tk&fea...

[Black can man]

hornetrider said:

Black can man said:

hornetrider said:

Black can man said:

Brian moore is dead i believe

And your point?

John said bring him back , thats all

he's dead , so he can't come back .

sorry

You missed my point, shall I explain?

John wants him back because he'd do a better job than Chiles. You said he's dead. I said, "and your point?"

The implication of course being that he would do a better job than Chiles even though he is, in fact, dead.

It's never funny when you have to explain it.

oh i see , your saying a dead man would be better than Chiles ?

your probably right , ITV are truly awful

[hornetrider]

Black can man said:

hornetrider said:

Black can man said:

hornetrider said:

Black can man said:

Brian moore is dead i believe

And your point?

John said bring him back , thats all

he's dead , so he can't come back .

sorry

You missed my point, shall I explain?

John wants him back because he'd do a better job than Chiles. You said he's dead. I said, "and your point?"

The implication of course being that he would do a better job than Chiles even though he is, in fact, dead.

It's never funny when you have to explain it.

oh i see , your saying a dead man would be better than Chiles ?

Why yes, yes I am. Well done, we got there in the end.

[Killer2005]

North West Tom said:

But we do have...



My word.

Edited by North West Tom on Saturday 28th January 17:40

Oh for the days of watching Football Italia on 4

[johnxjsc1985]

I still think Brian Moore would be a better commentator in his present state of health compared to the current lot.Brian died some years ago but he was a fantastic reporter.

[Meeja]

johnxjsc1985 said:

I still think Brian Moore would be a better commentator in his present state of health compared to the current lot.Brian died some years ago but he was a fantastic reporter.

I never really rated Brian Moore.

Barry Davies on the other hand was in a different league.....

[essexplumber]

hornetrider said:

The best bit of commentary Andy Gray ever did, FACT. And I bet you all know what it is before you click on it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM5XP-Ps7tk&fea...

Yeah that gets the hairs on the back of the neck up.

This my fave though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46tHF_dZfcg&fea...


"Little Aaron Lennon, alive bright aware!"

[Streetym89]

I can't stand garth crooks on final score either he's a grade 1 ahole. I enjoyed robbie savage when he was on this and motd. Chris kamara and john motson for me.

[essexplumber]

Always worth a watch


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAVhYkzncJc&fea...

[North West Tom]

And this, another 3-2 comeback involving Arsenal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcaz_AiqhCk