Clean Football Chants for use in schools!
Discussion
mikesufc said:
How about...
My old man said be a wednesday fan
i said fu ck off bol locks your a k unt (and a two hat)
we'll take hillsborough and all thats in it
We'll take hillsborough in just one minute
with hatchets and hammers,calving knives and spanners
we are the boys from bramall lane
we go home and away on a saturday where the beer all tastes the same
ooohhhh
My old man said be a wednesday fan
i said fu ck off bol locks your a k unt (and a two hat)
he said come on we're going to the game
i said fu ck off im going down the lane
so i went down to john street, found my self a good seat
saw the alds go 2 up at the break
then it's down to the bar for a pint of magnet and a meat pie filled with steak
Or;
Went down t'road
Cashed t'giro
Went t'pub got plastered
Went back home
Beat up wife
Im a yorkshire b astard
or alternativley how about the worlds greatest football song?
You fill up my senses
Like a gallon of magnet
Like a packet of woodbine
Like a good pinch of snuff
Like a night out in sheffield
Like a greasy chip butty
Like Sheffield United
Come fill me again
Na Na Na OOOOOO
My work here is done,educate these kids right.
Any good?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD7rrB8JJCkMy old man said be a wednesday fan
i said fu ck off bol locks your a k unt (and a two hat)
we'll take hillsborough and all thats in it
We'll take hillsborough in just one minute
with hatchets and hammers,calving knives and spanners
we are the boys from bramall lane
we go home and away on a saturday where the beer all tastes the same
ooohhhh
My old man said be a wednesday fan
i said fu ck off bol locks your a k unt (and a two hat)
he said come on we're going to the game
i said fu ck off im going down the lane
so i went down to john street, found my self a good seat
saw the alds go 2 up at the break
then it's down to the bar for a pint of magnet and a meat pie filled with steak
Or;
Went down t'road
Cashed t'giro
Went t'pub got plastered
Went back home
Beat up wife
Im a yorkshire b astard
or alternativley how about the worlds greatest football song?
You fill up my senses
Like a gallon of magnet
Like a packet of woodbine
Like a good pinch of snuff
Like a night out in sheffield
Like a greasy chip butty
Like Sheffield United
Come fill me again
Na Na Na OOOOOO
My work here is done,educate these kids right.
Any good?
Some belters tonight against Marlon King.
"Cheryl Cole is stunning, she wears a red G string, and when she goes out clubbing, she hides from Marlon King"
"Punches girls in the eye, got caught now he's doing time, they split his ring in d-wing, they're all bumming Marlon King"
"You know she'd say no, you know she'd say nnnoooooooooo, oh Marlon King, you know she'd say no"
"Cheryl Cole is stunning, she wears a red G string, and when she goes out clubbing, she hides from Marlon King"
"Punches girls in the eye, got caught now he's doing time, they split his ring in d-wing, they're all bumming Marlon King"
"You know she'd say no, you know she'd say nnnoooooooooo, oh Marlon King, you know she'd say no"
North West Tom said:
Some belters tonight against Marlon King.
"Cheryl Cole is stunning, she wears a red G string, and when she goes out clubbing, she hides from Marlon King"
"Punches girls in the eye, got caught now he's doing time, they split his ring in d-wing, they're all bumming Marlon King"
"You know she'd say no, you know she'd say nnnoooooooooo, oh Marlon King, you know she'd say no"
Timeless classics To be replaced with Sven, Collymore Etc."Cheryl Cole is stunning, she wears a red G string, and when she goes out clubbing, she hides from Marlon King"
"Punches girls in the eye, got caught now he's doing time, they split his ring in d-wing, they're all bumming Marlon King"
"You know she'd say no, you know she'd say nnnoooooooooo, oh Marlon King, you know she'd say no"
Frederick said:
Exchange fk for love, and Mackem for the other team's school... and bingo!
To the tune of "The Addams Family"
Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
You all fk one another,
The Mackem Family...
I do believe that is for the boro family.To the tune of "The Addams Family"
Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
You all fk one another,
The Mackem Family...
I prefer the where'd you park your mini bus and my garden shed is bigger than this.
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