The Official Manchester United Thread [vol 7]

[selym]

Gavia said:

200Plus Club said:

I just find it puzzling how it's spurs fans generally who are the most busy on this thread and other clubs. I could understand perhaps if it was man city fans.

I'm not expecting great things this season and I suspect neither are most Utd fans, probably explaining why it's so quiet. There's a good chance of an upset at the weekend given current form.

Just leave the WUM be, after all he lives in Plymouth and pretends not to be a Spuds fan. It’s quiet in here as we don't play til the weekend and our CL match is next week.

D'you know Loon, I've never ever been to see Spurs play...then again there are some on here who have never seen United play live and it doesn't stop them being 'supporters'.

[anonymous-user]

selym said:

D'you know Loon, I've never ever been to see Spurs play...then again there are some on here who have never seen United play live and it doesn't stop them being 'supporters'.

I went to see Spurs V City about 20 years ago.
It was a terrible game, nil nil and both sides were awful.

The world seemed a much better place.

[Cie]

Was selym bullied by a United fan at school or something? Look at the weirdo's posting history. He tried to claim he doesn't have a chip on his shoulder about United once believe it or not.

[selym]

Cie said:

Was selym bullied by a United fan at school or something? Look at the weirdo's posting history. He tried to claim he doesn't have a chip on his shoulder about United once believe it or not.

When I went to school, Man United were st so no-one supported them in Plymouth. Now come on, back to class.

[Cie]

selym said:

Cie said:

Was selym bullied by a United fan at school or something? Look at the weirdo's posting history. He tried to claim he doesn't have a chip on his shoulder about United once believe it or not.

When I went to school, Man United were st so no-one supported them in Plymouth. Now come on, back to class.

Doesn't mean one wouldn't bully you, I'm sure there was a queue.

[selym]

Cie said:

selym said:

Cie said:

Was selym bullied by a United fan at school or something? Look at the weirdo's posting history. He tried to claim he doesn't have a chip on his shoulder about United once believe it or not.

When I went to school, Man United were st so no-one supported them in Plymouth. Now come on, back to class.

Doesn't mean one wouldn't bully you, I'm sure there was a queue.

You seem very angry today Cie....hormones?

[franki68]

Maybe pissed off like me because PSG vs Madrid looks a cracking tie and it’s bloody valentines night and
Watch the footy = no sexy fun.

[selym]

franki68 said:

Maybe pissed off like me because PSG vs Madrid looks a cracking tie and it’s bloody valentines night and
Watch the footy = no sexy fun.

S'pose. Now my father in law would say 'record the game' which to me is blasphemy.....live is live! However, if you time it right you can cook a nice meal, run the missus a bath just hot enough to stay enjoyable for....err, 90 minutes or so, then down to being freaky naughty.

[NRS]

franki68 said:

Maybe pissed off like me because PSG vs Madrid looks a cracking tie and it’s bloody valentines night and
Watch the footy = no sexy fun.

Go for some fun early and then head downstairs to watch the game a few minutes later?

[Gavia]

NRS said:

Go for some fun early and then head downstairs to watch the game a few minutes later?

It’s the falling asleep after that’s the problem. Four minutes of awesomeness in the sack, well it is Valentines' so got to do it twice, then fast asleep, means the match gets missed

[jammy-git]

NRS said:

franki68 said:

Maybe pissed off like me because PSG vs Madrid looks a cracking tie and it’s bloody valentines night and
Watch the footy = no sexy fun.

Go for some fun early and then head downstairs to watch the game a few minutes later?

A few minutes? That's a lot of cuddling afterwards.

Besides, I thought that's what the ad breaks were for at half time?!

[Alpinestars]

NRS said:

franki68 said:

Maybe pissed off like me because PSG vs Madrid looks a cracking tie and it’s bloody valentines night and
Watch the footy = no sexy fun.

Go for some fun early and then head downstairs to watch the game a few minutes later?

If he was really having sexy fun, he'd have to drive back home for the game .

[anonymous-user]

Alpinestars said:

NRS said:

franki68 said:

Maybe pissed off like me because PSG vs Madrid looks a cracking tie and it’s bloody valentines night and
Watch the footy = no sexy fun.

Go for some fun early and then head downstairs to watch the game a few minutes later?

If he was really having sexy fun, he'd have to drive back home for the game .

Replace Barcelona with Madrid and you are sorted:

[Cie]

NRS said:

franki68 said:

Maybe pissed off like me because PSG vs Madrid looks a cracking tie and it’s bloody valentines night and
Watch the footy = no sexy fun.

Go for some fun early and then head downstairs to watch the game a few minutes later?

[200Plus Club]

I'm hoping to pick up the stream later once a few jobs done. Not really seen much of PSG play this year. BBC football gossip linking utd to spurs defender as a talking point lol.

[Gavia]

Shame about all the early diving. Also what’s with the stadium announcer carrying on blasting out stuff?

[anniesdad]

So matchday has finally come round and we've a big chance to put our recent mini-hangover behind us. I'd like to see a strong team put out there today. Bailly is back available, so a chance to partner him up with Rojo for me!

De Gea

Valencia
Bailly
Rojo
Shaw

Lingard
Matic
Pogba

Martial
Lukaku
Sanchez

An early goal please and then pick Huddersfield off. No replays!!

[ORD]

anniesdad said:

So matchday has finally come round and we've a big chance to put our recent mini-hangover behind us. I'd like to see a strong team put out there today. Bailly is back available, so a chance to partner him up with Rojo for me!

De Gea

Valencia
Bailly
Rojo
Shaw

Lingard
Matic
Pogba

Martial
Lukaku
Sanchez

An early goal please and then pick Huddersfield off. No replays!!

Where do you get this enthusiasm from, mate? It’s impressive.

[Alpinestars]

It'll be interesting to see how Pog performs if he plays. Not sure I like Maureen criticising him in the press conference.

[anniesdad]

ORD said:

Where do you get this enthusiasm from, mate? It’s impressive.

I’m a United fan. I believe.