The Official Manchester United Thread (Vol2)

[CT63]

RVP to United?

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/pr...

Can't see it myself. Would be great, but surely we'd be better off targeting a quality midfield?

[CIE560]

They seem to reporting on their Football Manager 2012 season by mistake

[im]

^^^

Are you two related?

[mickk]

im said:

^^^

Are you two related?

You mean like Artur and Martha.

[Audi 525i]

im said:

^^^

Are you two related?

If CT63 is just half as filthy as CIE560, we'll be in for a right fking treat here.

[anonymous-user]

Audi 525i said:

im said:

^^^

Are you two related?

If CT63 is just half as filthy as CIE560, we'll be in for a right fking

EFA?

[im]

anonymous said:

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Not another Rectal Raider <groan>

[CIE560]

We're a kinky lot in here, just hope CT63 is up for some pube tangling

[Audi 525i]

CIE560 said:

We're a kinky lot in here, just hope CT63 is up for some pube tangling

If it takes my mind off what is going on at Citeh, kinky is fine by me.

[CIE560]

I'd even look a pictures of girls to take my mind off that st, that's how bad it is

[im]

CIE560 said:

We're a kinky lot in here, just hope CT63 is up for some pube tangling

You 'n Audi are certainly unique With some of your posts I'm torn between laughing and heaving and sometimes one actually does follow shortly after the other.

[anonymous-user]

im said:

You 'n Audi are certainly unique With some of your posts I'm torn between laughing and heaving and sometimes one follows shortly after the other.

Do you throw up? Laugh and then realise you have bits up your nose and dont know whether to blow or sniff so end up doing a mixture of the 2 and then that makes you throw up again whilst laughing at the same time?

Yeah me too

[Audi 525i]

If levels of kinkiness were inversely proportional to your teams success, based on how well Arsenal have done in the Wenger era, I am a bit surprised every Spud doesn't have his cock permanently jammed into every reachable animate and inanimate object.

[im]

anonymous said:

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I initially laugh at the joke, realise he's actually being serious - get a mental image of what he's just said and proceed directly to spoiling my keyboard.

[dickymint]

Audi 525i said:

I am a bit surprised every Spud doesn't have his cock permanently jammed into every reachable animate and inanimate object.

Not a very nice thing to do with their team mascot - poor little chuk chuk

[CIE560]

im said:

I initially laugh at the joke, realise he's actually being serious - get a mental image of what he's just said and proceed directly to spoiling my keyboard.

Wow, that is really kinky! Splurging all over your keyboard eh

[CIE560]

Oh, I forgot to post what I actually came on to post.

Our worst fears may have been confirmed.



I couldn't believe that's our new kit but they mentioned it earlier on Sky Sports News as though it is indeed our new strip.

[TheHeretic]

It's nice... No really it is...

[anonymous-user]

TheHeretic said:

It's nice... No really it is...

[CIE560]

There's still hope it's not really the new kit

I think there's less pain in City winning the title than seeing our players wear fkin dish cloths