The Official Tottenham Hotspud thread [Vol 10]

[ORD]

Ascayman said:

Except no spurs fan has ever said that ever.

You can keep repeating it in the hope that people believe you but the only one it makes look like an idiot is you.

You’ve forgotten the PH consensus last summer that the first 11 could not be improved so there was no point buying anyone.

Oh yeah, and Rose going from the best left back in the world to nobody once he had his huff. And he was replaced by some kid who was then the best left back in the world.

[Ascayman]

ORD said:

Ascayman said:

Except no spurs fan has ever said that ever.

You can keep repeating it in the hope that people believe you but the only one it makes look like an idiot is you.

You’ve forgotten the PH consensus last summer that the first 11 could not be improved so there was no point buying anyone.

Oh yeah, and Rose going from the best left back in the world to nobody once he had his huff. And he was replaced by some kid who was then the best left back in the world.

No that's not what was said at all. What was said was that we were at a cross roads because we couldn't afford to buy players that would improve the first 11 but then you know that youre just being obtuce.

Nah you've made that up too. No one has said Ben Davies is the best left back in the world. You're just showing yourself up now.

Edited by Ascayman on Sunday 10th June 14:28

[m3sye]

Ascayman said:

Terry Henry What are you talking about? Kanes last one was 12 months ago the first 12months before that. What's wrong with you Scousers always starting arguments for no reason. If you don't think he's any good then fine I don't really care. I'm delighted we've signed him for at least another year as I think he's terrific.

Havent you better things to do? You must have a petition to start or something.

Bad day Ascay? You can quite clear see he is jesting in his post

[LoonyTunes]

[Ascayman]

m3sye said:

Ascayman said:

Terry Henry What are you talking about? Kanes last one was 12 months ago the first 12months before that. What's wrong with you Scousers always starting arguments for no reason. If you don't think he's any good then fine I don't really care. I'm delighted we've signed him for at least another year as I think he's terrific.

Havent you better things to do? You must have a petition to start or something.

Bad day Ascay? You can quite clear see he is jesting in his post

Yes as it goes. I have taken my eldest daughter to cheerleading practice and took a break away from trying to convince myself that its a 'sport' and not an apprenticeship scheme for spearmint rhino in order to take on the rather boring trolls and the forum idiot.

Now I'm taking the youngest horse riding so brace yourselves

[johnnywgk]

LoonyTunes said:

[LoonyTunes]

Reports in Belgium say United are on the verge of agreeing to Levy's demand for £70m for Alderweireld.

[dmulally]

Poor kids.

As for Kane his new contract is 200k per week. The rest is in bonuses. So not even half a Sanchez.

[48k]

Ascayman said:

Now I'm taking the youngest horse riding so brace yourselves

I think your wallet needs to brace itself. Slippery slope!

[Ascayman]

48k said:

Ascayman said:

Now I'm taking the youngest horse riding so brace yourselves

I think your wallet needs to brace itself. Slippery slope!

You dont need to tell me that i already part own three racehorses and my youngest wants a pony for her birthday next month.. still at least she isnt a trainee lapdancer like her sister.

[LoonyTunes]

Have you seen this short video clips of the South Stand? F**k me!

This knocks every other 'home end' out of the park.

Go 'Full Screen' on these:

https://twitter.com/Brandle84/status/1005907010452...

https://twitter.com/brandle84/status/1005822890409...



Courtesy of Kevin Brandle on Twitter and SSC

[48k]

Ascayman said:

48k said:

Ascayman said:

Now I'm taking the youngest horse riding so brace yourselves

I think your wallet needs to brace itself. Slippery slope!

You dont need to tell me that i already part own three racehorses and my youngest wants a pony for her birthday next month.. still at least she isnt a trainee lapdancer like her sister.

[NRS]

Ascayman said:

48k said:

Ascayman said:

Now I'm taking the youngest horse riding so brace yourselves

I think your wallet needs to brace itself. Slippery slope!

You dont need to tell me that i already part own three racehorses and my youngest wants a pony for her birthday next month.. still at least she isnt a trainee lapdancer like her sister.

They don't all turn into lap dancers. I was watching a documentary on the internet with Riley Reid and apparently she was a cheerleader when younger.

[dmulally]

I was married to a crazy horse lady once.

Was.

[LoonyTunes]

Almost all of the morning media are reporting that Real Madrid have "made contact" with Andre Villas-Boas.

[stevethegreek]

LoonyTunes said:

Almost all of the morning media are reporting that Real Madrid have "made contact" with Andre Villas-Boas.

that's comedy

[LoonyTunes]

stevethegreek said:

LoonyTunes said:

Almost all of the morning media are reporting that Real Madrid have "made contact" with Andre Villas-Boas.

that's comedy

It's almost beyond comedy and into surrealism.

A Chelsea and Tottenham 'failure' last seen managing in the Chinese league (but now unemployed) is being considered for the biggest job in world football.

Trump, Brexit, Boas...what a time to be alive!

[Cie]

What the reports fail to mention is that the contact is a restraining order and to tell AVB to stop applying for the job.

[Jinx]

Ascayman said:

You dont need to tell me that i already part own three racehorses....

I hope you own the noses - as that's the bit that normally wins.......

[Ascayman]

Jinx said:

I hope you own the noses - as that's the bit that normally wins.......

Win? whats that?