Clean Football Chants for use in schools!

[harryowl]

mikesufc said:

How about...

My old man said be a wednesday fan
i said fu ck off bol locks your a k unt (and a two hat)
we'll take hillsborough and all thats in it
We'll take hillsborough in just one minute
with hatchets and hammers,calving knives and spanners
we are the boys from bramall lane
we go home and away on a saturday where the beer all tastes the same


ooohhhh

My old man said be a wednesday fan
i said fu ck off bol locks your a k unt (and a two hat)
he said come on we're going to the game
i said fu ck off im going down the lane
so i went down to john street, found my self a good seat
saw the alds go 2 up at the break
then it's down to the bar for a pint of magnet and a meat pie filled with steak

Or;

Went down t'road
Cashed t'giro
Went t'pub got plastered
Went back home
Beat up wife
Im a yorkshire b astard

or alternativley how about the worlds greatest football song?

You fill up my senses
Like a gallon of magnet
Like a packet of woodbine
Like a good pinch of snuff
Like a night out in sheffield
Like a greasy chip butty
Like Sheffield United
Come fill me again
Na Na Na OOOOOO


My work here is done,educate these kids right.

Any good?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD7rrB8JJCk

[North West Tom]

Your wife is a slag. Your wife is a slaa-aaa-aag, oh Stevie Gerrard, your wife is a slag

[LordGrover]

Don1 said:

To the Cadbury Roses tune...

"Thank you very much for the North Bank Highbury, thank you very much, thank you very very very much..."

Methinks it was the Scaffold first, which funnily enough was about a Liverpool footballer.

[North West Tom]

And for home time...

Time to go, time to go, time to go time to go time to go, time to go, time to go, time to goooo fk OFF!

[North West Tom]

Some belters tonight against Marlon King.

"Cheryl Cole is stunning, she wears a red G string, and when she goes out clubbing, she hides from Marlon King"

"Punches girls in the eye, got caught now he's doing time, they split his ring in d-wing, they're all bumming Marlon King"

"You know she'd say no, you know she'd say nnnoooooooooo, oh Marlon King, you know she'd say no"

[Hammer67]

When the ball`s in the goal,
It`s not Shearer or Cole
It`s Zamora

When the ball`s in the net,
You can quite safely bet
It`s Zamora

When you`re sat in row Z
And the ball hits your head
That`s Zamora.

[The Hypno-Toad]

For anyone who ever plays either Cambridge or Oxford,

"Sing at the boat race, you only sing at the boat race,"

[Devilstreak]

North West Tom said:

Some belters tonight against Marlon King.

"Cheryl Cole is stunning, she wears a red G string, and when she goes out clubbing, she hides from Marlon King"

"Punches girls in the eye, got caught now he's doing time, they split his ring in d-wing, they're all bumming Marlon King"

"You know she'd say no, you know she'd say nnnoooooooooo, oh Marlon King, you know she'd say no"

Timeless classics To be replaced with Sven, Collymore Etc.

[Streetym89]

Frederick said:

Exchange fk for love, and Mackem for the other team's school... and bingo!

To the tune of "The Addams Family"

Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
You all fk one another,
The Mackem Family...

I do believe that is for the boro family.

I prefer the where'd you park your mini bus and my garden shed is bigger than this.

[LittleSwill]

You must have cum on a skateboard!