The Official Manchester United Thread [Vol 4]

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Continued from here.....

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Play nicely.

IBTL.

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Really? I have my preferences set to "big boy settings" and in the excitement to get the thread off and running, thought that as it was on Page 125, we must be there!

Now if only there was someone on the thread who could explain arithmetical conundrums like that!! . Anyhow, we're off and running now, there's no going back!

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SaintsPaul said:

MiniMan64 said:

A proper bid for Shaw and we're really taking steps in the right direction. I'm seeing comments on Rio heading to te MLS this summer as well

Forget Shaw lads he is going nowhere in January.
In the summer it may be a different story but I would not be surprised if he is playing for us next season.

I was impressed with Shaw yesterday, looked good going forward.

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Just got rid of the last two hours of piffle. Now move on.

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I know the source is Twitter but Footie Writer (one of the better sources on there) has RT'ed that Stan Collymore has said the Toni Kroos deal is going ahead.

That would be a great signing IMO if, and it's a big if, it happens.

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Man United have lost a player!!

Yeovil have signed Tom Lawrence, 19, on loan until the end of the season. Looks a prospect but isn't the experienced striker we need to get us out of the bottom three, I don't think.

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im said:

anonymous said:

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It's funny isn't it but I'd bite my own arm off for 1/6th of Nils Petersen's weekly wage and yet on that list he looks hard done by

You do know that 1/6th of Petersen's wage isn't the amount you're probably thinking of!!

Sorry low blow, im.

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im said:

GloverMart said:

You do know that 1/6th of Petersen's wage isn't the amount you're probably thinking of!!

Sorry low blow, im.

It's the internet Mart...I'll cope












But you're in the book, debit column














...Fat boy

[GloverMart]

From Twitter this morning...

"Paralympiakos could beat this Manchester United side."

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From the official Twitter account of bookmakers Coral...

"Big rumours that David Moyes is on his way out. We've suspended betting on the next Premier League manager to get the sack!"

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Just seen a stat on Twitter that says Moyes is the tenth longest serving manager in the Premier League.

That is utter madness.

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The practice of counting STH's in the attendance has been going on for years. We at Yeovil have been doing it for five years at least now; ticket office manager said at any one game, there could be as many as 10% STH's who don't turn up but are counted in the figures as technically they have paid for the seat.

We have approx 3,000 STH's so our crowds are artifically high by around 300 per game.

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Black can man said:

You have STH'S at Yeovil ? Really ?

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LoonR1 said:

Keano is best left to stare angrily into the camera and let us see the simmering psychopath that lurks just underneath. I reckon Adrain Chiles is likely to be murdered live on TV this summer during the World Cup.

Here's hoping!!

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Only seven Premier League managers have been in their post for more than a year!

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A little bit harsh...

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RichB said:

pincher said:

... world class players <clip> Rooney at a push...

He'd need a bloody big push IMO. Could anyone honestly say he'd make a world team starting XI ? No, thuoght not.

I'd be struggling to name him in a reserve World XI!

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Is this a whoosh or something? Surely the guy far left is Eric Harrison.

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markh1973 said:

GloverMart said:

Is this a whoosh or something? Surely the guy far left is Eric Harrison.

That's as maybe but the guy on the far right isn't.

Ah right, my apologies.

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anonymous said:

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Agree. We at Yeovil have a manager, two coaches for outfield players and a goalkeeping coach. And that is looking after the first team squad of around 23 players, we have no youth team or ressies.

Mind you, we were relegated last night so maybe we had either too many coaches or not enough.