hands up if you're a scientist

hands up if you're a scientist

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ewenm

28,506 posts

246 months

Saturday 7th July 2012
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I'm not a scientist (science is far too impure) wink




Ex-Cambridge ex-mathmatician, post-grad in Manufacturing Engineering, now contract IT geek, so get to use my maths occasionally and logic all the time

steveT350C

6,728 posts

162 months

Saturday 7th July 2012
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ewenm said:
I'm not a scientist (science is far too impure) wink




Ex-Cambridge ex-mathmatician, post-grad in Manufacturing Engineering, now contract IT geek, so get to use my maths occasionally and logic all the time
Correct, if you are are reductionist.

Where does the inspiration come from?

ewenm

28,506 posts

246 months

Saturday 7th July 2012
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steveT350C said:
Correct, if you are are reductionist.

Where does the inspiration come from?
It's just a joke. Something I've seen posted a few times around the internet, usually when people are arguing about what is and isn't "science".

Sometimes (as an ex-mathematician) I argue I'm more of a linguist than a scientist as maths is the language of science. Nice logical language though hehe

EliseNick

271 posts

182 months

Saturday 7th July 2012
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Physicist, Ph.D. in semiconductor magnetotransport, currently working on spin-based quantum computing.

Astronut

103 posts

180 months

Saturday 7th July 2012
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Physicist in education, astronomer (Fellow of the Royal Astronomical Society) and erstwhile electromechanical engineer with Post Office Telecommunications that later decayed into BT...

Rather late to join thread so probably already posted - how to identify which science you are studying:-

If it stinks and wriggles, it's biology;
If it stinks and goes bang, it's chemistry;
If it doesn't work, it's physics...

Astronut

103 posts

180 months

Saturday 7th July 2012
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Mr.Chips said:
Hi All, I'm a Chemist/Geologist, graduated from Keele in 1991, then went into secondary science teaching. Some of the experiments we can do are good fun, but the health and safety police have taken most of the really good stuff!
Still, it just makes things a bit more challenging to motivate/enthuse the little darlings with the content we have left! teacher
Check up on those! There's an awful lot of good stuff still out there to do that is supposedly 'banned' under the auspices of scaredy-cat HOD's who cite imaginary H&S horsest as the reason. The Royal Society of Chemists have a list of 'allowed' experiments and demos (with recipes!), some of which are super-impressive enough for you to stir up a jaded bunch of Yr.9 hoolies into taking a bit of interest..!

Keep the faith! beer

weeredmetro

133 posts

170 months

Sunday 8th July 2012
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PhD physicist here. My PhD was entitled "Gas Sensing Using Quantum Cascade Lasers", and I work for a company building gas sensors which use quantum cascade lasers. A surprisingly good match!

speedy_thrills

7,762 posts

244 months

Sunday 8th July 2012
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Qualified but I don't work in science.

oldbanger

4,316 posts

239 months

Sunday 8th July 2012
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I was an (insect) ecologist. Couldn't get even a medium term temp job, just little research assistant contracts, so went to do a PhD. Didn't submit my thesis rolleyes

I now do something completely different.

longone

252 posts

241 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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BEng, MSc, MBA, worked for years at Nat Grid in cryogenics then discovered fractional reserve banking, precious metals trading and the virtues of a final salary pension. Now sit on a**e, write rubbish and play with TVRs.
Colin.

steveT350C

6,728 posts

162 months

Monday 16th July 2012
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ewenm said:
steveT350C said:
Correct, if you are are reductionist.

Where does the inspiration come from?
It's just a joke. Something I've seen posted a few times around the internet, usually when people are arguing about what is and isn't "science".

Sometimes (as an ex-mathematician) I argue I'm more of a linguist than a scientist as maths is the language of science. Nice logical language though hehe
Hands up, you got me! smile

That cartoon got me thinking, seem to remember i lost a nights sleep over it!! All good fun!

Zumbruk

7,848 posts

261 months

Tuesday 17th July 2012
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What I used to do; "The metabolism of steam volatile fatty acids in bovine rumen epithelium."

What I do now; IT



I *so* prefer IT ...

Nightmare

5,194 posts

285 months

Thursday 19th July 2012
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Zumbruk said:
What I used to do; "The metabolism of steam volatile fatty acids in bovine rumen epithelium."

What I do now; IT

I *so* prefer IT ...
Understandable!

Bsc in physiology&pharmacology, Msc on foetal development
Worked in IT and marketing..but mostly in the pharma sector so background v useful. Albeit not really used.

crofty1984

15,914 posts

205 months

Friday 20th July 2012
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Until Wednesday I'm a Proposal Writer for an engineering consultancy. Means depending on who's asking I can say either "I'm a writer" or "I'm and engineer" when asked what I do for a living.

Engineering is applied science!

spikeyhead

17,399 posts

198 months

Friday 20th July 2012
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crofty1984 said:
Until Wednesday I'm a Proposal Writer for an engineering consultancy. Means depending on who's asking I can say either "I'm a writer" or "I'm and engineer" when asked what I do for a living.

Engineering is applied science!
You're more of an engineer than a writer smile

crofty1984

15,914 posts

205 months

Friday 20th July 2012
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I should go back and amend that. But I deserve the shame for making such an error in the first place.

g3org3y

20,667 posts

192 months

Monday 23rd July 2012
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Only a lowly MBBS however I did do an intercalated BSc in mapping the neurovasculature of the rat brain. Here's a nice picture!


Zumbruk

7,848 posts

261 months

Monday 30th July 2012
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You could make scarves & similar out of that "design", like this guy;

http://www.liberty.co.uk/fcp/categorylist/designer...

Some Gump

12,725 posts

187 months

Wednesday 1st August 2012
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Jack of all trades, Master of Chemistry.

bint

4,664 posts

225 months

Thursday 2nd August 2012
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I'm not qualified (an OU Certificate in Natural Sciences does not count...), but I did 3 years working on the Human Genome Project helping to map Chromosomes 20, 22, and X. My name is on a paper somewhere and photo in Nature (along with about 30 others) for completing 22. I also got to work with Sir John Sulston on the nematode project.