Croft has to go

Croft has to go

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Dashnine

1,346 posts

52 months

Thursday 16th November 2023
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paulguitar said:
Or just vary it. Why always that exact phrase? It's hardly as if it is imaginative or clever.
Already asked and answered (above) m'Lud.

paulguitar

23,991 posts

115 months

Thursday 16th November 2023
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Dashnine said:
paulguitar said:
Or just vary it. Why always that exact phrase? It's hardly as if it is imaginative or clever.
Already asked and answered (above) m'Lud.
Whereabouts is this?


Dashnine

1,346 posts

52 months

Thursday 16th November 2023
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paulguitar said:
Dashnine said:
paulguitar said:
Or just vary it. Why always that exact phrase? It's hardly as if it is imaginative or clever.
Already asked and answered (above) m'Lud.
Whereabouts is this?
Sandpit Steve said:
i can forgive him for “Lights out and away we go”, just as Murray Walker always started with a variation on “And it’s go go go”. The first few seconds of the race, the commentator needs to actually look at what’s happening, and there’s often nothing to say until he sees who made a good or a bad start.

Better he has a standard phrase in his head, rather than immediately shouting more bks which turns out to be wrong a few seconds later.

paulguitar

23,991 posts

115 months

Thursday 16th November 2023
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Dashnine said:
paulguitar said:
Dashnine said:
paulguitar said:
Or just vary it. Why always that exact phrase? It's hardly as if it is imaginative or clever.
Already asked and answered (above) m'Lud.
Whereabouts is this?
Sandpit Steve said:
i can forgive him for “Lights out and away we go”, just as Murray Walker always started with a variation on “And it’s go go go”. The first few seconds of the race, the commentator needs to actually look at what’s happening, and there’s often nothing to say until he sees who made a good or a bad start.

Better he has a standard phrase in his head, rather than immediately shouting more bks which turns out to be wrong a few seconds later.
Surely it would be possible, even for someone of Croft's limited abilities, to change it up a bit. How about 'and we're off', 'the race gets underway', 'Here we go then, who will get the best start?'...

sortedcossie

572 posts

130 months

Thursday 16th November 2023
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I'm dreading this weekends efforts from him.

Fundoreen

4,180 posts

85 months

Thursday 16th November 2023
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Just fastforwarded through the launch show. What struck me is when all the drivers were announced the volume level was even, and not turned up 500%
It shows that shortarse can speak at a normal level and be understood.

GAjon

3,742 posts

215 months

Thursday 16th November 2023
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Just watched my first coverage of the weekend.

So that’s how you roll a turd in glitter!

Gary C

12,612 posts

181 months

Thursday 16th November 2023
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Dashnine said:
Watching the Brawn doco last night, bring back Legard - honestly! Calm, unexcited, to the point and not constantly jabbering.
Nooooo

He was even more of a wker.

His inane drone and total lack of, well anything meant even an exciting race was naff ("can x overtake y, lets see, oh no they didn't, well maybe they can here, no, lets see if they drive faster next lap.....snoooze)

Legard sticks out in my mind as the worst F1 commentator of all time...

flatlandsman

764 posts

9 months

Thursday 16th November 2023
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he sticks out in my mind as being a sports commentator asked to do an impossible job to be fair.

He had a great track record of commentating on all sports, but f1 needs a proper f1 knowledge person really.. As for him being the worst, Croft has the baton, the track, the rest of the commentators and is happily eating them all to make sure none can get close to being not only the worst f1 comms of all time but one of the worst sports commentators I have ever heard in my entire life. the only person remotely close is Carlton kirby

Pueblo

25 posts

8 months

Thursday 16th November 2023
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520TORQUES said:
How's about saying nothing, let us hear the cars, and just commentate on something when it does happen.

That's the problem with modern commentary, they never shut up.
Watched a bit of snooker lately on the Eurosport coverage on YouTube and it was the same format.
Yap Yap & more yapping instead of commentating when needed

PhilAsia

3,943 posts

77 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Pueblo said:
520TORQUES said:
How's about saying nothing, let us hear the cars, and just commentate on something when it does happen.

That's the problem with modern commentary, they never shut up.
Watched a bit of snooker lately on the Eurosport coverage on YouTube and it was the same format.
Yap Yap & more yapping instead of commentating when needed
Ted Lowe could built tension with the expectation of him saying something.

iandc

3,724 posts

208 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Given the farce today Sky kept showing the commentary box. Crofty has been at the pies recently hasn't he!

Adrian W

Original Poster:

14,012 posts

230 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Fred nipping the brakes and getting a puff of smoke, they showed it in very slow motion and Croft described it as a massive lock up

rallycross

12,877 posts

239 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Adrian W said:
Fred nipping the brakes and getting a puff of smoke, they showed it in very slow motion and
Croft described it as a massive lock up
Every time he opens his mouth he makes a massive cock up.

520TORQUES

4,892 posts

17 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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iandc said:
Given the farce today Sky kept showing the commentary box. Crofty has been at the pies recently hasn't he!
He's been massive for years, and his shirts are always too small, so he bulges out of them. Someone should have a word or pixilate the image. biggrin

DaveTheRave87

2,113 posts

91 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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PhilAsia said:
Pueblo said:
520TORQUES said:
How's about saying nothing, let us hear the cars, and just commentate on something when it does happen.

That's the problem with modern commentary, they never shut up.
Watched a bit of snooker lately on the Eurosport coverage on YouTube and it was the same format.
Yap Yap & more yapping instead of commentating when needed
Ted Lowe could built tension with the expectation of him saying something.
For me, Paul Page is the best motorsport commentator ever.

Here he letting the finish of the 1989 Indy 500 speak for itself:



Discendo Discimus

350 posts

34 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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520TORQUES said:
iandc said:
Given the farce today Sky kept showing the commentary box. Crofty has been at the pies recently hasn't he!
He's been massive for years, and his shirts are always too small, so he bulges out of them. Someone should have a word or pixilate the image. biggrin
You might not like the way this bloke presents the Formula 1, but is it really fair to make snide comments about his weight online?
There are other commentators from other networks and yet you still watch Crofty even though you can't stand him. I don't understand the logic.

520TORQUES

4,892 posts

17 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Discendo Discimus said:
You might not like the way this bloke presents the Formula 1, but is it really fair to make snide comments about his weight online?
There are other commentators from other networks and yet you still watch Crofty even though you can't stand him. I don't understand the logic.
I think it's fair to ask an onscreen presenter to not bulge out of his clothes. He has no excuse, he can afford to buy something that fits.
SKY F1 have a monopoly in the UK for live coverage.

HardtopManual

2,454 posts

168 months

Saturday 18th November 2023
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Croft making references there to his eldest son.

Let's hope the pair of them don't have any thoughts of following the example of the Brundles.

Adrian W

Original Poster:

14,012 posts

230 months

Saturday 18th November 2023
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It’s 4000 days since Fred had a st