Are Haas embarrassed about Rich Energy?

Are Haas embarrassed about Rich Energy?

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DanielSan

18,865 posts

169 months

Saturday 15th June 2019
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Bonefish Blues said:
Might sir consider a Vodka Shot to take the taste away?
As we speak...

This has been a good way to kill a safety car period in the LM at least.



That bottle wasn't full at the start of today by the way hehe

Edited by DanielSan on Saturday 15th June 19:56

Steamer

13,889 posts

215 months

Saturday 15th June 2019
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DanielSan said:
And I do love attention to detail
Post that in 'These pictures make my teeth itch' - that should see them through until Monday hehe

DanielSan

18,865 posts

169 months

Saturday 15th June 2019
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Consider it done.

DanielSan

18,865 posts

169 months

Saturday 15th June 2019
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The Vambo said:
DanielSan said:
The Vambo said:
Are you dead yet?
Haven't opened one yet. Not sure I dare hehe
Scientific method.

Neat.

With Vodka.

With a mad beard.

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Update.

Things don't improve with vodka, flavours fail to improve and the dry mouth effect increases by a factor of about 4!

Bonefish Blues

27,256 posts

225 months

Saturday 15th June 2019
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We know you'll push on through soldier smile

TheDeuce

22,446 posts

68 months

Saturday 15th June 2019
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Cotton mouth and a stty aftertaste... You just know they've put one of those dodgy artificial sweeteners in there to avoid the sugar tax!

I would keep the other cans in a dark and cool place (such as next to the soul of Rich Energy..) - they might be worth quite a bit one day smile


And it turns out your view is shared by other brave early adopters: https://jalopnik.com/the-mysterious-energy-drink-s...


DanielSan

18,865 posts

169 months

Saturday 15th June 2019
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The girlfriend has just finished off the vodka mixed one, and actually quite enjoyed it. Mind you she's one of these weirds who likes really dry white wine so the dry mouth feel isn't something she minds.

If I was to be polite it seems that Rich Energy is somewhat of an acquired taste compared to it's completion....

Can number 3 is being left sealed and untouched now. Purely to keep one with that logo on it.

The Moose

22,916 posts

211 months

Saturday 15th June 2019
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I’m tempted to buy some out here. Freaking expensive for a drink I know I’ll hate...

Europa1

10,923 posts

190 months

Saturday 15th June 2019
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DanielSan said:
The girlfriend has just finished off the vodka mixed one, and actually quite enjoyed it. Mind you she's one of these weirds who likes really dry white wine so the dry mouth feel isn't something she minds.

If I was to be polite it seems that Rich Energy is somewhat of an acquired taste compared to it's completion....

Can number 3 is being left sealed and untouched now. Purely to keep one with that logo on it.
There is nothing wrong with liking really dry white wine! (as long as it's not a brutally oaked chardonnay)

DanielSan

18,865 posts

169 months

Saturday 15th June 2019
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Europa1 said:
There is nothing wrong with liking really dry white wine! (as long as it's not a brutally oaked chardonnay)
I respectfully disagree, this is mostly because I find the vast majority of wine undrinkable though dry or not. Though i don't mind a Prosecco every now and again.

Edit to add, Prosecco mixed with the red Red Bull they do on some places is a truly mad but dangerously tasty beverage.

TheDeuce

22,446 posts

68 months

Saturday 15th June 2019
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Europa1 said:
There is nothing wrong with liking really dry white wine! (as long as it's not a brutally oaked chardonnay)
Well said - Chardonnay needs acidity, and dryness - sod the bks oak they force into wines to make the uninitiated think it's 'posh'... The number of wines I like that aren't pretty dry can be counted on a closed fist smile

I'm on the wrong forum with my wine views - I understand that. This forum is for energy drink appreciation biggrin

TheDeuce

22,446 posts

68 months

Saturday 15th June 2019
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DanielSan said:
Europa1 said:
There is nothing wrong with liking really dry white wine! (as long as it's not a brutally oaked chardonnay)
I respectfully disagree, this is mostly because I find the vast majority of wine undrinkable though dry or not. Though i don't mind a Prosecco every now and again.

Edit to add, Prosecco mixed with the red Red Bull they do on some places is a truly mad but dangerously tasty beverage.
Hold up... You can't disagree with someone saying there is nothing wrong in liking dry white wine just because you happen not to like it yourself wink

DanielSan

18,865 posts

169 months

Saturday 15th June 2019
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TheDeuce said:
Hold up... You can't disagree with someone saying there is nothing wrong in liking dry white wine just because you happen not to like it yourself wink
I can, and I have hehe

Bullitt Five-Oh

876 posts

69 months

Sunday 16th June 2019
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DanielSan said:
And I do love attention to detail
The attention to detail reminds me of all the AP's, Patek's, Rolex's, where everything is similarly aligned to perfection, so that those rich bds (same target group as the Rich Energy Drink) who can afford them can boast about the quality and craftsmanship. Oh wait...

DanielSan

18,865 posts

169 months

Sunday 16th June 2019
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Good news, 12 hours or so after finishing a can I'm not dead. So that's a plus there for Rich Energy.

The Moose

22,916 posts

211 months

Sunday 16th June 2019
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DanielSan said:
Good news, 12 hours or so after finishing a can I'm not dead. So that's a plus there for Rich Energy.
Good marketing slogan.

“12 hours later you probably won’t be dead”

I can see it flying off the shelves now...

Steamer

13,889 posts

215 months

Sunday 16th June 2019
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The Moose said:
DanielSan said:
Good news, 12 hours or so after finishing a can I'm not dead. So that's a plus there for Rich Energy.
Good marketing slogan.

“12 hours later you probably won’t be dead”

I can see it flying off the shelves now...
After the recent level of aptitude demonstrated by Rich Energy seeing: '#Try our energy drink you won't get better' Wouldn't come as a great surprise.

sgtBerbatov

2,597 posts

83 months

Monday 17th June 2019
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FYI, Gareth Jones on his podcast reviewed Red Bull, Monster, Lucozade and Rich Energy between the 3 of them. Well worth a listen: http://www.garethjones.tv/onspeed.html

SpudLink

6,036 posts

194 months

Monday 17th June 2019
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Based on DanielSan‘s review, they should rebrand it as “Rich Energy Dry”. Then they can claim the dry mouth is intentional.
As part of the rebranding exercise, with a little work the logo could be turned into a stylised cactus.

I’ve never worked in marketing, PR, or any other associated field, but I think I’m fully qualified to sell this idea to WS for a small percentage of the company’s profit.

TheDeuce

22,446 posts

68 months

Monday 17th June 2019
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SpudLink said:
Based on DanielSan‘s review, they should rebrand it as “Rich Energy Dry”. Then they can claim the dry mouth is intentional.
As part of the rebranding exercise, with a little work the logo could be turned into a stylised cactus.

I’ve never worked in marketing, PR, or any other associated field, but I think I’m fully qualified to sell this idea to WS for a small percentage of the company’s profit.
I'd ask for a fixed payment rather than a % of profits!! What's 10% of zero..!?


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