The Official 2017 Monaco Grand Prix Thread **Spoilers**

The Official 2017 Monaco Grand Prix Thread **Spoilers**

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DJFish

5,930 posts

264 months

Monday 29th May 2017
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Monaco is a funny old race and a funny old place, it's effectively an overcrowded concrete ghetto filled with economic migrants, they just happen to have pots of cash and very defined cheekbones.

If it was anywhere else in Europe they'd have the law cracking down on the foul mouthed teenage hooligans ragging their cars around the estate, but since the local guv'nor owns the local cozzers they let them get away with it.

Anyway did anyone see the after-race bit with DC, SW, MW & the Welsh bloke, approaching in the far distance behind the group you could see the blurred image of a leggy blonde approaching, every so often the camera view changed so you didn't see it as she passed by but at that moment, Mark Webber seemed to loose his train of thought completely and gaze off into the distance before the blood slowly returned to his brain...

FourWheelDrift

88,670 posts

285 months

Monday 29th May 2017
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Mr_Thyroid said:
(I didn't actually check whether 1958 was a good race or not).
Well Fangio wasn't there for one, he was in the USA failing to qualify for the Indy 500. He wasn't quick enough. There's some F1/Indy irony.

lee_fr200

5,486 posts

191 months

Monday 29th May 2017
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I remember a cracking race at monaco only a few yrs ago when jenson was overtaking just about everyone on the track and he got upto 2nd I believe and then it was red flagged for a major crash involving quite a few cars but if it hadn't been red flagged and the redbull allowed to put fresh tyres on under the red flag he would have won! I loved that race and plenty of overtakes! Yesterday's race was an absolute ste joke of a race

Rich_W

12,548 posts

213 months

Monday 29th May 2017
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Just looking at Google Maps

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1GgcsZro8...

Could they extend the track? I'm thinking as they come out of Casino they go straight onto "Allees des Boulingrins" Right onto then back to Mirabeau via "Avenue de la Madone"

Or maybe from Anthony Nogues out onto "Avenue du Port" or maybe "Tunnel de Serravalle" and then loop back via "Rue Princess Caroline" or something

glazbagun

14,297 posts

198 months

Monday 29th May 2017
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I missed the podium bit when they were given the trophies ( loved Kimi's face though). Was there some imprisoned trophy wife handing out the trophy judging by the comments here?

Vaud

50,760 posts

156 months

Monday 29th May 2017
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The Crack Fox said:
DJFish said:
Monaco is a funny old race and a funny old place, it's effectively an overcrowded concrete ghetto filled with economic migrants, they just happen to have pots of cash and very defined cheekbones.
A sunny place for shady people. I've been many times over the years and it's rather a stinky little pond.
I don't like Monaco either. The annual firework displays are quite pleasant but you can drive in for those, aside from that it is a concrete jungle.

Worth visiting and then leaving; there are much nicer towns nearby. Old Nice is pleasant but touristy.

I was quite taken by Grasse as a town.

williamp

19,281 posts

274 months

Monday 29th May 2017
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Rich_W said:
Just looking at Google Maps

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1GgcsZro8...

Could they extend the track? I'm thinking as they come out of Casino they go straight onto "Allees des Boulingrins" Right onto then back to Mirabeau via "Avenue de la Madone"

Or maybe from Anthony Nogues out onto "Avenue du Port" or maybe "Tunnel de Serravalle" and then loop back via "Rue Princess Caroline" or something
I think its the width, rather then the length which is the problem.

cuprabob

14,749 posts

215 months

Monday 29th May 2017
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glazbagun said:
Was there some imprisoned trophy wife handing out the trophy judging by the comments here?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlene,_Princess_of_Monaco

Allegedly, she tried to do a runner before the wedding...


Edited by cuprabob on Monday 29th May 21:35

housen

2,366 posts

193 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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cuprabob said:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlene,_Princess...

Allegedly, she tried to do a runner before the wedding...


Edited by cuprabob on Monday 29th May 21:35
looks like shes had some work done

looked much nicer before

apar the king doesn't mind a bit of noir on the side

Y8RSP

226 posts

200 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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HustleRussell said:
Vaud said:


Odd ball question for you... a friend lives in a Monaco (but isn't an F1 fan) and snapped this last night as he walked home.

I'd not seen this being done to tyres before - I assume it's a Pirelli QA / post race test for the tyre structure?
I bet they take a cross section of some tyres back to the lab for analysis
Exactly that. After the race all of the Parc Ferme sets are wear checked. The R&D engineers cut sections and are sent back to Milan for more in-depth analysis which requires more equipment than can be brought to the track (although there as a small laboratory brought to every race to section tyres after the practice sessions to check structure/integrity/compounds etc)

p1stonhead

25,681 posts

168 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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Y8RSP said:
HustleRussell said:
Vaud said:


Odd ball question for you... a friend lives in a Monaco (but isn't an F1 fan) and snapped this last night as he walked home.

I'd not seen this being done to tyres before - I assume it's a Pirelli QA / post race test for the tyre structure?
I bet they take a cross section of some tyres back to the lab for analysis
Exactly that. After the race all of the Parc Ferme sets are wear checked. The R&D engineers cut sections and are sent back to Milan for more in-depth analysis which requires more equipment than can be brought to the track (although there as a small laboratory brought to every race to section tyres after the practice sessions to check structure/integrity/compounds etc)
What's the point in destroying unused ones? Or are they specifically 'monaco' tyres so can't really be used anywhere else anyway?

Otherwise seems a massive waste to not take them to the next race?

Doink

1,652 posts

148 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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They probably go off, the tyres aren't stockpiled and are still being made in the week prior to the event

housen

2,366 posts

193 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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poor fella ...that looks like serious graft while everyone is at the after parties

Y8RSP

226 posts

200 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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p1stonhead said:
What's the point in destroying unused ones? Or are they specifically 'monaco' tyres so can't really be used anywhere else anyway?

Otherwise seems a massive waste to not take them to the next race?
They're not unused tyres - they are from Parc Ferme; the sets that were on the cars at the end of the race.

The tyres that will be used in Montreal are already there or are en route in freight arriving on Monday.

Mr Pointy

11,322 posts

160 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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Watching a recording of the podium ceremony I was staggered by how different Vettel & Raikkonen's necks looked. They look a bit deformed with necks almost wider than their heads.

Dr Z

3,396 posts

172 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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Having finally caught up with the race, this was a typical Monaco race wasn't it? Heavy dose of strategy and some crash bang wallop.

Was very happy that Kimi got pole, that lap was a great example of controlled aggression around these streets. Also, it was finally good to see Bottas around here in a decent car, huge commitment and balls for his Q3 lap...I expected Merc to be up there, but as the weekend wore on, Merc didn't have both their cars dialled in, so was not expecting Bottas to be as close to the Ferraris. A fine lap.

Both McLarens and Romain's Q2 laps to put their cars into Q3 was also a highlight.

In the race, it was funny that Button and Wehrlein had a critical role to play in shaping the race for the front runners. JB was saying he was going to come in and annoy a load of people, I'm sure he's done that now. hehe

I agree with several posters here that there was no team orders or preferential strategy given at Ferrari, certainly not as blatantly as Merc in the previous races. Vettel took a bit of a breather in the middle of the first stint where he was around 2.5s behind, then came back at Kimi as the pit stop window approached.

Kimi didn't seem to have the pace to respond at that time to keep Seb at arms length, and unlucky for him, Button and Wehrlein pitting the 1st lap meant that he'd come up on them earlier on in the race to lap them than if they'd have ran a normal race strategy. This was a critical time during the race for me, as Kimi seemed to take an awfully long time to clear Button/Wehrlein which allowed Bottas/Verstappen/Ricciardo train to catch up, and more importantly if I put on the race strategist hat, the nice 21 second gap Kimi had to Sainz so he can pit into clear air had come down to 19 seconds.

Then RBR rolled the dice with Verstappen and Bottas/Merc responded the very next lap, but kept the positions. I don't think pre-race it was a given that the overcut would definitely work. I think the old ultra softs were just about as quick as the new super softs came up to temp, but again, not a given. The Bottas/Verstappen strategy play gave some important info to the front running teams in that the it wasn't a given that the undercut would work. Verstappen, Bottas and Raikkonen pitted on consecutive laps and by the time Kimi pitted they had enough of a gap to not get stuck behind Sainz. So, no foul play but whilst Kimi had some traffic on his out lap he was much faster on the new super softs than he was in the old ultra softs. So again, it didn't seem to have disadvantaged him much.

However, Vettel was going a bit quicker, I think a detail that's missed was that Ricciardo was also going a hell of a lot faster in clear air and was closing down Vettel, having now overcut both Bottas and Verstappen. In normal circumstances, Ferrari would have pitted Vettel the very next lap after Kimi. I believe Ricciardo's pace meant that they had to hold on for longer, and not surrender track position in case RBR were planning to keep Ricciardo out for longer and overcut both Ferraris. I think Ricciardo was unleashing some serious pace to have Ferrari worry about that possibility. It was then that Vettel put in some monstrous laps dipping into the low 15s. It was no coincidence that Ferrari pit Vettel immediately the lap after Ricciardo was pitted. I suspect they were waiting for Ricciardo to pit, so that they can be sure of no more funny business from RBR.

Of course, the side effect of this was Vettel jumping Raikkonen, which to my eyes is just pure racing and how the different circumstances played out as it wasn't simply a race between team mates that decided who won in the end, as it so often happened with Mercedes in the previous years.

It wasn't a good way to end his last race JB, and I sense some frustration in that move on Wehrlein. But equally, I wouldn't say it was a complete hail mary attempt, as Wehrlein had a poor lap before that and as he was being lapped into portier there was definitely a gap.

Oh well. At least Vandoorne was running well, and thanks to JB, McLaren have no points yet. hehe

Final thought: is it coincidence that Bottas had his setup dialled in and has out performed Hamilton in the races where tyre deg is low, whereas Hamilton had outperformed Bottas in high deg circuits? I suspect if they could study why this might be the case, and why Bottas could get the car into the window and Hamilton could not, they could have some answers. It's stranger because the driving styles are not all that dissimilar.

Derek Smith

45,807 posts

249 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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I was with a few mates at Brands this weekend at the classic races. Talk turned to Monaco as we were all missing it live but no one really cared.

All of us reckoned that it was likely to be the dullest race of the season and even if it wasn't it was not normally due to racing, but peripheral matters.

Yet, and it was a big Yet; we all reckoned that it was one of the circuits we would like to see an F1 race at. The conversation started about a group of us going. The downside was that our wives would want to go and there are an awful lot of shops there.

Rubbish race but a must see live.




LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

197 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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You musk get yourself there Derek, I can't put into words how special it is for a true fan.


t1grm

4,655 posts

285 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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Dr Z said:
I don't think pre-race it was a given that the overcut would definitely work.
Disagree on that point. Several teams (esp Merc) knew they were having trouble getting the tyres switched on and needed two warm up laps so the overcut was always going to be preferential to the undercut for those teams.

Dr Z

3,396 posts

172 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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t1grm said:
Dr Z said:
I don't think pre-race it was a given that the overcut would definitely work.
Disagree on that point. Several teams (esp Merc) knew they were having trouble getting the tyres switched on and needed two warm up laps so the overcut was always going to be preferential to the undercut for those teams.
Hmm, agree that Merc had problems with warm up under low fuel conditions, but not sure it was that much of a problem compared to RB in the race. If Merc were sure that overcut was the way to go, it doesn't explain why they immediately went to cover Verstappen in the next lap, that risked getting bottled up behind Sainz (which is what they both did in the end)?